Selena Gomez Says She Can’t Date Older Dudes “Because I Look 16”By toddNovember 30, 2015
Selena Gomez Says She Can’t Date Older Dudes “Because I Look 16”


The January 2016 issue of InStyle UK is coming out and Selena Gomez is on the cover and they also asked her some questions. I think. I didn’t read it. I saw this quote in my news feed. Apparently they asked her about dating or something? Or maybe search engines? Look, I don’t know, okay? Is that what you wanted to hear? Are you happy now?!
 
‘It’s hard and I’m weirded out by the idea that a guy has googled me before we meet, and that has happened.’ She also adds: ‘I feel like I look 16 sometimes, which is a bummer because I would love to date older guys.’ 

Wait, how did she know it was hard? Anyway, a friend of mine was a featured extra on this movie when it filmed in Atlanta, and he said Selena walked in the makeup room when he was waiting. He said, “she looks 16 but her real voice sounds like a phone sex operator.” There’s that, I guess. I don’t know.  This kinda looks 16. This doesn’t. Ok, this definitely doesn’t. She’s 23, let’s move on. But if she really wants to date an older guy, I’m generally free weekdays after 4pm and weekends after I wake up.


The January 2016 issue of InStyle UK is coming out and Selena Gomez is on the cover and they also asked her some questions. I think. I didn’t read it….

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Anne Hathaway Is PregnantBy toddNovember 30, 2015
Anne Hathaway Is Pregnant


Anne Hathaway is pregnant with her first child. I’m still pregnant from Thanksgiving. Probably not the same thing though.

The 33-year-old Oscar winner is pregnant, two sources have confirmed to E! News exclusively. This will be the first child for the actress and her 34-year-old producer hubby Adam Shulman, whom she wed in 2012. “Anne is in her second trimester and feeling great!” one of the sources told E! News.

Hathaway is 33 and has been losing roles to younger actors for a while now, so what better time to have kid than when you’re rich and have a pretty clear schedule? Sounds like a great time to me. She has an Oscar, a husband who I assume loves her, a baby, and 96 teeth. Some might say Anne Hathaway has it all.


Anne Hathaway is pregnant with her first child. I’m still pregnant from Thanksgiving. Probably not the same thing though. The 33-year-old Oscar winner is pregnant, two sources have confirmed to…

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Sara Underwood Posted ThisBy toddNovember 23, 2015



Sara Underwood still wants you to buy that book of naked chicks she’s in, so I guess I’ll keep doing this until it comes out. I really see no other way.

  A photo posted by Sara Underwood (@saraunderwood) on Nov 22, 2015 at 6:49pm PST Sara Underwood still wants you to buy that book of naked chicks she’s in, so…

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Megan Fox Is Still The ‘New Girl’By toddNovember 23, 2015

I don’t know why at FOX didn’t think to replace Zooey Deschanel with Megan Fox in New Girl even before Deschanel got pregnant and needed a whole season for maternity leave. Or for her bangs to grow out.  I think it’s the first one, but I’m not up to date on my New Girl dealings. But why not do it back in season 1? Seems like a missed opportunity. Anyway, here she is filming a scene for the show with Jake Johnson who, from what I can tell these pics, is also wondering why this took so long. I hope Zooey Deschanel can still be on the show somehow. Maybe she can voice a baby character or a stuffed teddy bear who solves the roommates’ problems with magic glitter.

I don’t know why at FOX didn’t think to replace Zooey Deschanel with Megan Fox in New Girl even before Deschanel got pregnant and needed a whole season for maternity…

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Chloe Grace Moretz Came For Taylor SwiftBy toddNovember 23, 2015

Chloe Grace Moretz, I guess to promote The Fifth Wave and Neighbors 2, did an interview with Nylon Magazine where she shaded Taylor Swift. Keep in mind that Chloe is 18 and Taylor is 25 and puts sweaters on her cats.

….don’t get her started on #squadgoals, or she’ll just roll her eyes. Though the actress has been photographed with other Young Hollywood standouts like Hailee Steinfeld, Kiernan Shipka, and Emma Roberts, she will not be starting her own girl gang any time soon. “I agree with having a good core group of friends, but the issue I have with squads is it creates exclusivity,” she says. “I was never included in those things when I was a kid. I was the weird one that chose to do movies, so now I go out of my way to be nice to people and make them feel included.”

I don’t want to speculate about what’s going to happen here, but TMZ reported that HAIM were seen lining a shallow grave with organic, artisanal lye. Gigi Hadid also released this statement

Chloe Grace Moretz, I guess to promote The Fifth Wave and Neighbors 2, did an interview with Nylon Magazine where she shaded Taylor Swift. Keep in mind that Chloe is…

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Josh Duggar Has To Tithe Danica DillonBy toddNovember 19, 2015

We all know where we were when God’s soldier Josh Duggar was on the front line of the bank trying to cash his monthly Christian conservative lobbyist check signed by people with insecurity and fear of the unknown wrapped in a traditional family values flag, but they put a stop payment on it once the Lord spoke to them through an inTouch Weekly article and told them that Josh molested all his sisters before he was finally stopped, only after he tried to take his gospel next door to the neighbor girl. Then Satan tried him again by making him sign up for two Ashley Madison accounts. Then God caused him to stumble once again and $1, 500 fell out of his ATM so he could bang a porn chick. He tried to mitigate the situation by saying, “it was the devil lol“, then going to Jesus camp, but the vicious liberal media just didn’t want to see a Duggar make it. Three month later, Jesus shouted for the Duggars to come out of their tomb so he could give their daughters a show. God’s blessings were upon them until Satan struck again, sending a harlot sent from hell and arming her with the ability to look up legal representation online.

In the suit, Danica says Josh “manhandled” and physically assaulted her so badly she felt like she was being raped. She says Josh found her at a strip club a month later to apologize, but when they were alone he assaulted her again … according to the suit. Dillon says she suffered emotionally and physically, and is getting treated by a psychiatrist. She wants more than $500k in damages.

Yeah. Turns out Josh is a savage asshole who gets pretty ISIS when he’s doing the layeth of hands thing. Dillon’s attorney wants to hear all about it.

“The defendant may be subject to [having to talk about] his prior bad [or] sexually abusive acts at trial,” Danica’s attorney Marc Frumer tells In Touch exclusively. “They are all relevant if he takes the stand.”…“The defendant has a history of sexual and physical abuse towards women, particularly those he perceives as vulnerable or weak,” Danica’s attorney explains. “He has to be held responsible for his actions.”

If Furmer’s statements don’t lead you to immediately believe that Jim Bob is gonna settle this way faster than the Israelites settled Canaan instead of Josh taking the stand, then you probably think God actually performs miracles. I have to admit, that’s pretty adorable.

We all know where we were when God’s soldier Josh Duggar was on the front line of the bank trying to cash his monthly Christian conservative lobbyist check signed by…

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Katherine Webb Likes Batman, LinksBy toddApril 04, 2013
Katherine Webb Likes Batman, Links

 

 

 

 


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Sarah Jessica Parker Is A Beautiful SnowflakeBy toddNovember 30, 2011

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Sarah Jessica Parker attended the 2011 UNICEF Snowflake Ball last night where I assume she was there to hand our poison apples to every other chick in the room. Please keep in mind that on Sex In The City, every single guy in NYC are falling over themselves to hit this. This. When asked for comment, Rick Grimes said, “Look, that’s not Sarah anymore.”

Sarah Jessica Parker attended the 2011 UNICEF Snowflake Ball last night where I assume she was there to hand our poison apples to every other chick in the room. Please…

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