Kendall Jenner Got Naked For SomethingBy toddJuly 25, 2017
Kendall Jenner Got Naked For Something

 

When she’s not solving racism and police brutality, Kendall Jenner is a model because brands need people with a large social media following to walk in a straight line then promote the stuff they want to sell on Instagram.  I hope that clears that up. Sometimes that means posing nude and letting CGI experts do things with your mouth. Enjoy.

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  When she’s not solving racism and police brutality, Kendall Jenner is a model because brands need people with a large social media following to walk in a straight line…

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Anton Yelchin Was Killed By His Own CarBy toddJune 19, 2016
Anton Yelchin Was Killed By His Own Car


Anton Yelchin was 27. 

Anton Yelchin, a charismatic and rising actor best known for playing Chekov in the new “Star Trek” films, has died at the age of 27. He was killed in a fatal traffic collision early Sunday morning, his publicist, Jennifer Allen confirmed. Yelchin started small with roles in indie films and various television shows, before breaking out in films like the crime thriller “Alpha Dog” and the teenage comedy “Charlie Bartlett.” His biggest role to date has been in the rebooted “Star Trek” films — the third of which, “Star Trek Beyond” comes out in July.

Anton Yelchin was an only child who died on Father’s Day. His father lost his only son on fucking Father’s Day. Fuck. Go hug someone and tell them you love them, please. 


UPDATE: He was found pinned between his own car and brick mailbox. What the hell.

Anton Yelchin was 27.  Anton Yelchin, a charismatic and rising actor best known for playing Chekov in the new “Star Trek” films, has died at the age of 27. He…

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Calvin Harris Thinks Taylor Swift Still Likes Harry StylesBy toddDecember 04, 2015

Maybe Harry Styles is a member the girl squad. Chill, Calvin.

Taylor Swift, 25, said she is never ever getting back together with Harry Styles, 21, but her current boyfriend, Calvin Harris, 31, is worried she still has feelings for him. Even the mere mention of Harry’s name gets him all hot and bothered — and not in a good way. “Calvin has separated himself from his playboy ways and is all in with his relationship with Taylor. He doesn’t like when she mentions her exes. He wants her to not talk about them, even if it’s her throwing shade at them. He wants her to be totally devoted to him. He gets jealous thinking that she still may have feelings for people like Harry or others she has dated — it’s upsetting to him,” a source tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY.

Since this is a Taylor Swift story, it involves a Tumblr post. Which, according to reports, is what made Harris upset. According to other reports, burritos are two for one at the Mexican place around the block so I’m going there right now. Thoughts and prayers to Calvin and Taylor.


Shout out to Taylor Swift’s vagina tho:


Maybe Harry Styles is a member the girl squad. Chill, Calvin. Taylor Swift, 25, said she is never ever getting back together with Harry Styles, 21, but her current boyfriend, Calvin…

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Adriana Lima Says She Never Banged Justin BieberBy toddDecember 04, 2015

Two weeks after Adria Lima announced her split from her Serbia basketball player husband, she was at party at 1 Oak where she took a picture with Justin Bieber. Even though it’s possible Lima thought she was supporting the LBGT by taking a pic with a transgender man, people apparently thought they hooked up. They didn’t.

Adriana Lima joined Andy Cohen on the Watch What Happens Live couch to address year-old rumors of an unexpected fling between the Brazilian beauty and the younger pop star. “I read somewhere that you and Justin Bieber hung out,” Cohen pried. “Did you two ever date?”…Regardless, Lima held her ground during the interview Thursday night, debunking the allegations with insight into her sound requirements for dating. “Anybody below 6-foot-7, you know how I call them? Friends,” she said

Well, damn. Adriana  is cold-blooded. Makes sense because she was probably built and designed in a lab to sell lingerie to women who think it’ll make them look like that.


Shout out to Bieber tho:


 

Two weeks after Adria Lima announced her split from her Serbia basketball player husband, she was at party at 1 Oak where she took a picture with Justin Bieber. Even…

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Kylie Jenner Remains In The LeadBy toddJuly 29, 2015

I guess Kendall Jenner being a model and stuff would make her the most famous E! spawn after the rest breed or Photoshop themselves into irrelevancy, but turns out all you have to do is change your name to Kylie Jenner and have an Instagram and take pictures like this. It’s also probably a good idea to tell everyone you know that you can’t wait to turn 18, because naked. Personally, I find this pretty offensive. Kylie is 17 and shouldn’t be *checks calendar* hey, let’s circle back to this in like 12 days or so.

I guess Kendall Jenner being a model and stuff would make her the most famous E! spawn after the rest breed or Photoshop themselves into irrelevancy, but turns out all…

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Kate Upton Put Her Butt On InstagramBy toddJuly 28, 2015
Kate Upton Put Her Butt On Instagram

Since Instagram only lets you post man nipples, the tables have turned (Charlie Murphy) and women are now posting their butts. So here’s Kate Upton and her butt. (more…)

Since Instagram only lets you post man nipples, the tables have turned (Charlie Murphy) and women are now posting their butts. So here’s Kate Upton and her butt.

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Rumer Willis Is A Godless HarlotBy toddMay 26, 2015
Rumer Willis Is A Godless Harlot

 

Rumer Willis spent Memorial Day in a bikini and laughed in God’s face she let a dude take a picture of her ass. I put her in my Google Alerts to see if she had been raped, but so far so good. But let’s get something straight right now, Rumer. God is not one to be mocked. Keep flaunting your flesh and God’s wrath will come down on you for such a grave sin. Unless, Bruce Willis becomes a minister at some point. Oh, and you gotta get that tattoo removed. That’s probably why you can’t walk on that water, bitch. You are of unclean spirit.

 

Rumer Willis Bikini

  Rumer Willis spent Memorial Day in a bikini and laughed in God’s face she let a dude take a picture of her ass. I put her in my Google…

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Jessica Alba Is Very Immodest In ShapeBy toddMay 26, 2015

Legendary MILF Jessica Alba posed in a bunch of bikinis and swimsuits for Shape, so Satan must have been really busy at the Duggar’s house, because she seems really happy here with no signs of molestation. Luckily for these professionals that Satan didn’t put impure thoughts in these photographers’ heads or another logical explanation is that they could control themselves and stuff like normal people. Haha, oh the devil, always up to no good!

Legendary MILF Jessica Alba posed in a bunch of bikinis and swimsuits for Shape, so Satan must have been really busy at the Duggar’s house, because she seems really happy…

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Josh Duggar’s Father-In-Law Thinks Everybody Wants To Molest KidsBy toddMay 26, 2015

Last week we learned that if a Christian molests children, it’s just a simple mistake that can be corrected by building houses and praying very much like when Bill Cosby and Roman Polanski made errors in judgment. Josh Duggar is just a poor sinner who was tempted by the devil and his sisters who are all one big succubus of Satan and harlots for Beelzebub. He really had no choice but to sneak in their bedrooms are fondle them as they slept. And according to Josh Duggar’s father-in-law, Michael Seawald, we shouldn’t judge Josh, even though Josh has no issue judging strangers who don’t fondle children and just want to get married, because after all, Josh prayed a bunch, you guys. Also, did you know that we all want to molest kids, but God is judging us so we don’t? It’s true. Michael said so.

Many times it is simply lack of opportunity or fear of consequences that keep us from falling into grievous sin even though our fallen hearts would love to indulge the flesh. We should not be shocked that this occurred in the Duggar’s home, we should rather be thankful to God if we have been spared such, and pray that he would keep us and our children from falling.”

Although I’ll give this dude a modicum of credit for being the fist person in this family that actually mentioned the victims, he can get the fuck out of here with the rest of it. I’m an atheist and I haven’t molested any kids. Why? Maybe because I wasn’t raised in a house where jacking off can send you to hell and sexual oppression is part of the curriculum that teaches homeschooled kids that Moses won WWII with just an eagle and a bible. Or maybe I’m just not a pervert in Arkansas who can’t let his underage sisters walk around in towels without trying to fuck them. Josh Duggar is a child molester. Plain and simple. No amount of praying or confessing is gonna make him less of sexual deviant. Also, what do you think of these pictures of Ariana Grande, Josh? Hahahahahaha, she’s 21!! Joke’s on you, buddy!

 

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Pamela Anderson Is Naked For PETA AgainBy toddMay 22, 2015
Pamela Anderson Is Naked For PETA Again

 

There isn’t really a scenario where Pamela Anderson won’t get naked if you ask, but she’s naked again for PETA for water or something. PETA says meat and dairy farms drain a third of the Earth’s water, but you know who has a better kill rate? PETA. A dog would have a better chance of surviving an IED attack than it would being adopted by PETA.

  There isn’t really a scenario where Pamela Anderson won’t get naked if you ask, but she’s naked again for PETA for water or something. PETA says meat and dairy…

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