Emily Ratajkowski Is For Regret DayBy toddNovember 24, 2017
Emily Ratajkowski Is For Regret Day

 

Hey, friends. I hope everyone had a chill Thanksgiving and didn’t ruin everybody’s time by talking politics like some kind of idiot with a printed off topic list you found on Twitter. Nobody wanted to hear how you’ve been radicalized. America is pretty racist. Telling your racist uncle that won’t change that. Shut up and eat. I’m still in sweatpants as I write this, and probably won’t be able to eat food again until Tuesday, but I’ll make exceptions depending on what you mean by “eat”. Enter Emily Ratajkowski. She spent Thanksgiving on some kind of island in a bikini and took a lot of pictures like she usually does. But yes, going back to what I was saying about eating I would put the gravy I have in the tupperware on this.

 

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Ryan Phillippe Really Wants You To Know He’s Not Dating Katy PerryBy toddApril 11, 2017
Ryan Phillippe Really Wants You To Know He’s Not Dating Katy Perry

 

Ryan Phillippe got Reese Witherspoon knocked up in her prime. Then he got the hot one from those Pitch Perfect movies knocked up after like two months. So you can understand why he doesn’t want 32-year old Katy Perry on his vagina resume.

I don’t even know where the rumor came from or how it started, but he seems pretty adamant about not dating Katy Perry. As you know, Katy Perry Googles herself a lot so she responded. 

 

Is Katy trying to flirt here? Do we care about this at all? No? Ok, sorry. Ending this post now.

 

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Katy Perry Has A New Song, GuysBy toddFebruary 08, 2017
Katy Perry Has A New Song, Guys

 

Katy Perry teased her new single, “Chained To The Rhythm”, yesterday. Apparently reggae disco is what we’re doing now.
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  Katy Perry teased her new single, “Chained To The Rhythm”, yesterday. Apparently reggae disco is what we’re doing now.

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We Have A WinnerBy toddDecember 30, 2015
We Have A Winner


My Chemical Sith


Hey, remember when I said I was working on a Star Wars: The Force Awakens review then I said I wasn’t because my heart was sad? Turns out I didn’t have to, because these guys did it for me in the video below. Thanks, these guys who did it for me in the video below.


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Brad Pitt Is 50 TodayBy toddDecember 18, 2013
Brad Pitt Is 50 Today

 

Brad Pitt is 50 today. Fifty. Brad Pitt is fifty years old today. Take a moment to process that.

  Brad Pitt is 50 today. Fifty. Brad Pitt is fifty years old today. Take a moment to process that.

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Links Vs. Iron Man Vs. Bruce LeeBy daveMarch 25, 2009

So that’s what Elijah Wood has been up to. [EbaumNation]

Even pantsless, all I want Milla Jovovich to do is say “LeeLoo Dallas Multipass.” Site NSFW [TaxiDriverMovie]

What Oscar-winner was Natalie Portman caught making out with? [ICYDK]

Jay Stellers says: “I’m a workaholic. My boss told me that if he catches me drinking on the job again, I’m fired.” [CollegeHumor]

There’s no joke here: Where The Wild Things Are has a classic trailer. [BadAndUgly]

Raise your hand if you think Jennifer Aniston really swore off marriage.
I’ll wait.

Since you’re not using your hand, you can click this link. [FatBackMedia]

Despite all evidence to the contrary, Lindsay Lohan still wants us to think that her life is almost unbearably hard. [LaineyGossip (more…)

So that’s what Elijah Wood has been up to. [EbaumNation] Even pantsless, all I want Milla Jovovich to do is say “LeeLoo Dallas Multipass.” Site NSFW [TaxiDriverMovie] What Oscar-winner was…

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Guy Ritchie Might Be In ThisBy toddMarch 24, 2009

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One day scientists will be able to explain why Guy Ritchie was married to Madonna’s haggard ass for eight years, but it seems like his penis may have gotten an upgrade – Ginger Spice. The Daily Mail says:

He’s now one of Britain’s most eligible bachelors. She’s footloose after breaking off her engagement to an Italian tycoon. So what on earth could Geri Halliwell have been looking for at Guy Ritchie’s pub last night? The former Spice Girl partied with Madonna’s ex at his Mayfair pub, The Punchbowl, after wowing on the red carpet at The Boat That Rocked premiere. They left the pub separately around 11.50pm, with Guy following Geri out just minutes later with a huge grin on his face.

This really could have been anybody, because, literally, any chick would have been an upgrade over Madonna. She’s gross. Guy Ricthie could have pulled a prostitute’s body from a river and it would have been hotter than Madonna’s sinewy leather ass. Seriously, I don’t even know why she’s famous. Look at this chick. She shouldn’t be a sex symbol, she should be the mortal enemy of the Thundercats or teaching mutant teenage turtles how to be ninjas.

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Oh, Hi There BridgetBy toddMarch 24, 2009

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Since Kendra, Holly, and Bridget all left Girls Next Door, Bridget Marquardt has been filming her own show, Bridget’s Sexiest Beaches, on the Travel channel. Here’s some pictures from the show. In a house full of vapid whores, I actually kinda like Bridget. Her annoying voice aside, she actually seems pretty cool. And she also supposedly has all natural tits. Not that really matters to me. Snake venom and arsenic are all natural, too. The antidotes for each were developed by science. Coincidence?

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You Like ThisBy toddMarch 23, 2009

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This has nothing to do with anything, but Gemma Atkinson and her gigantic rack want to tell you that IDLYITW is now on Facebook, so feel free to check us out HERE. Then we can be friends. You know, and just talk. Maybe open a bottle of wine and see where the night takes us. Unbridled lust? Intrigue and romance? Can you sing with all the voices of the mountains? Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?

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Sure, Why NotBy toddMarch 23, 2009

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Kim Kardashian would let a giraffe titty fuck her if she thought a camera was around and Kong Kardashian looks like Apache Chief, so the only one of these Armenian whores I’d really want to put my penis in would be Kourtney Kardashian. She has a hot body and a pretty face and doesn’t seem to desperately crave fame as bad as the other two. I don’t know, that’s just sexy to me. Also sexy? Bathing caps.

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