Kendall Jenner Got Naked For SomethingBy toddJuly 25, 2017
Kendall Jenner Got Naked For Something

 

When she’s not solving racism and police brutality, Kendall Jenner is a model because brands need people with a large social media following to walk in a straight line then promote the stuff they want to sell on Instagram.  I hope that clears that up. Sometimes that means posing nude and letting CGI experts do things with your mouth. Enjoy.

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Tom Hiddleston Was An Empty Husk Of Self-Serving Interests At The Golden GlobesBy toddJanuary 09, 2017
Tom Hiddleston Was An Empty Husk Of Self-Serving Interests At The Golden Globes

 

Despite Taylor Swift‘s vision board saying she would attend the 2017 Golden Globes with Tom Hiddleston then be carried off in a unicorn carriage to her afterparty in Rhode Island once he accepted his award for The Night Manager, Tom Hiddleston went by himself and won Best Actor in a Limited Series then proceeded to make everyone in the audience aware that he and Taylor Swift were made for each other.  If you want to feel second hand embarrassment for him again or watch everybody who had to listen to this shit look like they rather die in Sudan, here’s the video:

 

 

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It’s Bella Thorne In A BikiniBy toddSeptember 29, 2016
It’s Bella Thorne In A Bikini


So, I watched the Gary Johnson Town Hall thing last night, and I have to say, it was the best anti-marijuana ad I’ve ever seen. Like, just let Bill Weld talk, you goofy fucker. So now that I know it would actually be a wasted vote, let’s move on to better things like Bella Thorne‘s hot ass in a bikini. Enjoy. Also, the magic wand of the free market has found her a new boyfriend. Gary Johnson should mention this at some point. It works!

who says #summer has to be over?

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So, I watched the Gary Johnson Town Hall thing last night, and I have to say, it was the best anti-marijuana ad I’ve ever seen. Like, just let Bill Weld talk,…

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Anton Yelchin Was Killed By His Own CarBy toddJune 19, 2016
Anton Yelchin Was Killed By His Own Car


Anton Yelchin was 27. 

Anton Yelchin, a charismatic and rising actor best known for playing Chekov in the new “Star Trek” films, has died at the age of 27. He was killed in a fatal traffic collision early Sunday morning, his publicist, Jennifer Allen confirmed. Yelchin started small with roles in indie films and various television shows, before breaking out in films like the crime thriller “Alpha Dog” and the teenage comedy “Charlie Bartlett.” His biggest role to date has been in the rebooted “Star Trek” films — the third of which, “Star Trek Beyond” comes out in July.

Anton Yelchin was an only child who died on Father’s Day. His father lost his only son on fucking Father’s Day. Fuck. Go hug someone and tell them you love them, please. 


UPDATE: He was found pinned between his own car and brick mailbox. What the hell.

Anton Yelchin was 27.  Anton Yelchin, a charismatic and rising actor best known for playing Chekov in the new “Star Trek” films, has died at the age of 27. He…

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Calvin Harris Thinks Taylor Swift Still Likes Harry StylesBy toddDecember 04, 2015

Maybe Harry Styles is a member the girl squad. Chill, Calvin.

Taylor Swift, 25, said she is never ever getting back together with Harry Styles, 21, but her current boyfriend, Calvin Harris, 31, is worried she still has feelings for him. Even the mere mention of Harry’s name gets him all hot and bothered — and not in a good way. “Calvin has separated himself from his playboy ways and is all in with his relationship with Taylor. He doesn’t like when she mentions her exes. He wants her to not talk about them, even if it’s her throwing shade at them. He wants her to be totally devoted to him. He gets jealous thinking that she still may have feelings for people like Harry or others she has dated — it’s upsetting to him,” a source tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY.

Since this is a Taylor Swift story, it involves a Tumblr post. Which, according to reports, is what made Harris upset. According to other reports, burritos are two for one at the Mexican place around the block so I’m going there right now. Thoughts and prayers to Calvin and Taylor.


Shout out to Taylor Swift’s vagina tho:


Maybe Harry Styles is a member the girl squad. Chill, Calvin. Taylor Swift, 25, said she is never ever getting back together with Harry Styles, 21, but her current boyfriend, Calvin…

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Adriana Lima Says She Never Banged Justin BieberBy toddDecember 04, 2015

Two weeks after Adria Lima announced her split from her Serbia basketball player husband, she was at party at 1 Oak where she took a picture with Justin Bieber. Even though it’s possible Lima thought she was supporting the LBGT by taking a pic with a transgender man, people apparently thought they hooked up. They didn’t.

Adriana Lima joined Andy Cohen on the Watch What Happens Live couch to address year-old rumors of an unexpected fling between the Brazilian beauty and the younger pop star. “I read somewhere that you and Justin Bieber hung out,” Cohen pried. “Did you two ever date?”…Regardless, Lima held her ground during the interview Thursday night, debunking the allegations with insight into her sound requirements for dating. “Anybody below 6-foot-7, you know how I call them? Friends,” she said

Well, damn. Adriana  is cold-blooded. Makes sense because she was probably built and designed in a lab to sell lingerie to women who think it’ll make them look like that.


Shout out to Bieber tho:


 

Two weeks after Adria Lima announced her split from her Serbia basketball player husband, she was at party at 1 Oak where she took a picture with Justin Bieber. Even…

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Here’s Jesse Eisenberg As Lex LuthorBy toddMarch 25, 2015
Here’s Jesse Eisenberg As Lex Luthor

 

EW just dropped the first image of Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor in Batman Vs. Superman: Dawn Of Justice, and as you can see Lex Luthor is still bald. Gonna be weird in that one scene where he nervously asks a girl out on a date or has to explain to his mother why he didn’t go to law school.

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Jon Hamm Went To Rehab For AlcoholBy toddMarch 25, 2015

You’ve probably read this story already, because stories like this are exciting and fun! Anyway, if you haven’t read it, Jon Hamm went to rehab for alcohol abuse. Not sure if you caught that in the headline or not.

Jon Hamm completed a 30-day rehab program for alcohol abuse, just days before the premiere of the last season of “Mad Men.” We’re told Hamm checked himself into Silver Hill Hospital in New Canaan, Connecticut at the end of February. It’s a high-end facility. The final season is already in the can.  Hamm’s people tell TMZ, “With the support of his longtime partner Jennifer Westfeldt, Jon Hamm recently completed treatment for his struggle with alcohol addiction. They have asked for privacy and sensitivity going forward.”

Mad Men jokes aside, I’m just glad he didn’t join AA, because they’re worst than Mormons. Now, I don’t want a pamphlet or think modest is hottest. Please pedal away.

You’ve probably read this story already, because stories like this are exciting and fun! Anyway, if you haven’t read it, Jon Hamm went to rehab for alcohol abuse. Not sure…

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So Mila Kunis Bounced Back QuickBy toddFebruary 03, 2015

Mila Kunis without makeup is basically the Russian remake of The Ring, so imagine that face walking around pregnant. But good news: she’s no longer pregnant and put on makeup for the Jupiter Ascending premiere last night. These pictures are probably why Ashton Kutcher will get her pregnant again. Women and their wily tricks! Also, I have a friend at Sundance who said mostly everybody walked out of the screening, because Robert Redford didn’t have the necessary insurance if people died of laughter from watching Channing Tatum in a mesh tank top and eyeliner.

Mila Kunis without makeup is basically the Russian remake of The Ring, so imagine that face walking around pregnant. But good news: she’s no longer pregnant and put on makeup…

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Rihanna Posted Some Of The “FourFiveSeconds” VideoBy toddFebruary 03, 2015
Rihanna Posted Some Of The “FourFiveSeconds” Video

 

Remember that song “FourFiveSeconds” Rihanna dropped with Kanye and that new guy Paul McCartney? It’s pretty dope. Anyway, Rihanna posted a sneak peek of the video on Instagram last night. I hope Paul McCartney wins and this video looks great so far, but I think Missy Elliot is a lock for Best New Artist.

 

 

  Remember that song “FourFiveSeconds” Rihanna dropped with Kanye and that new guy Paul McCartney? It’s pretty dope. Anyway, Rihanna posted a sneak peek of the video on Instagram last…

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