Katy Perry’s Boobs Won The GrammysBy toddFebruary 11, 2013


I don’t want to bullshit you. The 55th Grammys sucked. It was a bunch of white dudes in capris with banjos and Bruno Mars did a Bob Marley tribute and LL Cool J looked like part of the wait staff. But, Katy Perry wore this dress. I don’t know what that is around her neck, but if I had to guess I’d say it was angel cum. He obviously can’t go back to heaven now, but there really doesn’t seem to be any point anymore.


Photo credit = Getty

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Chris Brown and Rihanna Get Even More ReprehensibleBy kathyFebruary 07, 2013



If I’m honest, I will never get bored of covering what a dick Chris Brown is. Fortunately, he gives more than enough opportunity to do so. Now evidence has surfaced that Brown might not have finished his community service. Of course, he just sees this as more evidence he is the second coming of Christ; being persecuted for no reason other than he almost beat his girlfriend into unconsciousness. TMZ reports:

Chris Brown’s lawyer just went nuclear at the L.A. County D.A. … claiming, “I have never had a client who has been tortured like Chris Brown has.”

Mark Geragos was livid at a news conference at his office after today’s court hearing, vowing to seek not only sanctions against prosecutors but also claiming he wants them held in contempt of court for filing false documents, accusing Chris of phonying his community service hours.

Geragos said of the D.A.’s motivation, “The D.A. is paralyzed with the thought his probation will be terminated. If that happens they won’t be able to jock him around like they’ve been jocking him around.”

Geragos said Rihanna showed up in court to support Chris, and she thinks it’s utterly ridiculous what the D.A. is doing.

I could go into detail about how messed up Rihanna is for supporting her abuser, and what a shit head Chis is for being himself, but really at this point all I can say to everyone involved is: fuck off. The sooner the better.

If I’m honest, I will never get bored of covering what a dick Chris Brown is. Fortunately, he gives more than enough opportunity to do so. Now evidence has surfaced…

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Kris Jenner Had A Psychological Evaluation, You Won’t Be SurprisedBy toddFebruary 06, 2013



During their divorce proceedings, Kris Jenner and Robert Kardashian both underwent psychological evaluations, and you’ll never guess how Kris Jenner’s turned out. Or maybe you can. If you have a rudimentary knowledge of psychology. inTouch Weekly reports:

In the six-page report, detailed in the new issue of In Touch — on newsstands now — Kris is described as “demanding,” “manipulative,” and having “a Cinderella attitude where situations resulted in everyone living ‘happily ever after.’” Perhaps the most telling part of the evaluation is its description of Kris as “narcissistic… [with] a marked elevation of the narcissistic scale.”…According to the psych report — which also describes Robert as “impulsive when overwhelmed” — Kris believed she was a loving mother to her children. But it notes that “her sense of self is based much more on fantasy than realistic considerations.” Robert also claimed that Kris was “reckless and non-motherly.”

Apparently, Robert Kardashian was fighting death because he knew as soon as he died his daughters would be turned into an Armenian super whore force.

Robert’s widow, Ellen Kardashian, says her husband worried about what would happen to his kids when he wasn’t around anymore. Robert, who died of esophageal cancer in 2003, “knew exactly what was going to happen the second he was gone. He was very sad about that,” she tells In Touch. “He knew that with Kris, everything’s about money.”

It’s really no secret in Hollywood that Kris Jenner actually forced Kim to make a sex tape with Ray-J (coincidentally it was filmed the year Robert Kardashian died), just in case being “the ethnic chick with the big ass in pictures with Paris Hilton” didn’t launch her into pile of fame and money. It didn’t, so they leaked the sex tape and now E! owns their souls. So, congratulations I guess.

During their divorce proceedings, Kris Jenner and Robert Kardashian both underwent psychological evaluations, and you’ll never guess how Kris Jenner’s turned out. Or maybe you can. If you have a…

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Ginger Spice Is A Lady, LinksBy kathyFebruary 06, 2013


Kelly Brook Should Never Stop Wearing Bikinis [The Superficial]
Natalie Portman Pumps Gas, Looks Totally Freaking Hot And Bootylicious While Doing So [Popoholic]
Victoria Justice Is Still The Hottest [Hollywood Tuna]
Kat Dennings has an ENORMOUS RACK (NSFW) [MyEx]
Tallulah Willis Braless at the Beach (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Helen Flannagan in lingerie (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Mila Kunis Travels to Zambia to Get a Ring [Celebuzz]
Did Rihanna secretly hook up with Justin Bieber several times last year? [Celebitchy]
I don’t know whether to laugh my ass off or get up and do a hoedown [COED Magazine]
TripAdvisor Reviews of Other People’s Homes [College Humor]
Found: This Amazing Tush [The Chive]
Jennifer Love Hewitt Shakes Her Can for The Client List (NSFW site) [Mr. Skin]
Claudia Romani Plugs Vita Coco 100% Pure Coconut Water [Moe Jackson]
Jennie Garth should always wear makeup [Celebslam]
Rihanna Did a Shoot With Terry Richardson, Had No Idea [The Blemish]
Hailee Steinfeld Makes My Heart Flutter, Then Breaks It [Evil Beet Gossip]
Airport Security Also Thinks Rachel Bilson Is A Little Kid [Amy Gindhouse]
Ryan Gosling is directing a movie called How To Catch A Monster [Lainey Gossip]
Ed Sheeran Having Nightmares About Elton John Grammy Duet [Popcrush]
10 reasons why Vampire’s Kiss is Nicholas Cage‘s craziest movie ever [Film Drunk]
Michelle Williams Opens Up About (Tall) Boyfriend Jason Segel [TooFab]
Chris Brown faked his community service? [Popbytes]
Kim Kardashian Shares A Photo, ‘My Little Mason’ [Allie Is Wired]
Snoop Is On The Prowl As A Lion At Tabasco Super Bowl Party [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Interview: Side Effects Screenwriter Scott Z. Burns [ComingSoon]
The Synopsis for The Amazing Spider-Man 2 [Superhero Hype]
6 Loving Couples Marvel Has Recently Destroyed [Crave Online]
Jessica Simpson Super Slender In New Photos [Hollyscoop]
Alessandra Ambrosio goes for a stroll with her family [Splash News]
Dina Lohan Is Writing a Book, Hates California [Starcrush]

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