Halsey Is Against AIDSBy toddFebruary 08, 2018
Halsey Is Against AIDS

 

Hey, did you know that Halsey is half white and half black? I just found that out last week. I kinda don’t believe it, because she has a flat and and her music sucks. And she hasn’t tweeted about Black Panther yet. Like, how do you call yourself black if you don’t tweet about Black Panther and how it is the best superhero movie starring a mostly black cast and how it was a soul changing experience to see black people in a fictional movie? You can’t, if we’re being honest. But it is good to see that Halsey is half black and is trying to help with AIDS by attending the 2018 amfAR Gala New York. AIDS is pretty bad in Africa. I blame the Pope.

 

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‘Venom’ Has A TrailerBy toddFebruary 08, 2018
‘Venom’ Has A Trailer

 

The trailer for Venom just came out, and if you care, “Venom” is a sentient alien who bonds with a human host (Tom Hardy) and it’s some kind of villain/anti-hero who fights Spider-Man. Cool. It’s a Sony movie, so what we can predict is that all the characters will only drink Coke products and Dunkin’ Donuts, and Papa John’s pizza will have a bearing on the plot at some point. Also, Michelle Williams is in this wearing a terrible wig. I hope she remembered to ask to get paid. Riz Ahmed, one of the characters whose name you don’t remember from Rogue One, is also in this as something. I don’t know. Woody Harrelson is also in it because he’s in everything. Also, this looks pretty generic.  Can’t wait.

 

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Emily Ratajkowski Is Here To HelpBy toddFebruary 07, 2018
Emily Ratajkowski Is Here To Help

 

To clean up the mess you all made with Ashley Graham, and because it’s my birthday, here’s Emily Ratajkowski in a bikini with her ever-present sideboob. Not sure I would recognize Emily Ratajkowski without sideboob. To recap, Emily Ratajkowski. My birthday. Sideboob. I feel like I should make a cake reference, but you get it.

 

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Sophie Mudd Is New HereBy toddJanuary 25, 2018

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[Extreme Obama voice] Hi, folks. This is Sophie Mudd. You probably know everything I’m gonna say by now (bah gawd) , so I’ll spare you and allow you to get to clicking. Because you really need to click through these. We are registered at Crate & Barrel.

 

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Questlove Is Being Sued For Racial DiscriminationBy toddJanuary 25, 2018
Questlove Is Being Sued For Racial Discrimination

 

Since like mid-2015, we all somehow agreed that every you say or do is because you’re a racist or sexist and just didn’t realize it. I guess white people have finally caught on, because Questlove is being sued for $2M for being a racist. 2018 is wild, man. Per Page Six:

Last summer an unnamed ​“​The Tonight Show ​Starring Jimmy Fallon” ​stagehand sent Decker and Cimino the unsolicited text that included “a piece of fried chicken with a bite out of it along with a racial slur that inevitably depicts African Americans,” their attorney Richard Roth told The Post. Roth declined to repeat the slur but said it included the n-word. The text was also sent to Roots bassist Mark Kelley.​ The Roots, led by drummer Questlove are Fallon’s house band on the late-night talk show.​ Neither cameraman responded to the message​ ​— which they received during the middle of a taping​ ​— and immediately told superiors that they had nothing to do with it, according to court papers. “Both were shocked to receive it and repulsed by its content,” the suit says. The day after receiving the text the cameramen were suspended. “Kelley, who is African​-American, was not,” the suit says. They were later fired after Questlove allegedly demanded their heads, despite his own history of making controversial statements, according to court papers.

Wow, that sure is…something. In a statement to Pitchfork, Questlove had this to say.

“Questlove denies the ridiculous allegations made in this lawsuit,” his representative wrote on his behalf. “Racism is REAL and exists throughout the world and for these gentlemen to claim victim is not only disrespectful to Questlove and his bandmates, but to all that truly endure racism on a daily basis. As NBC already stated, the decisions made regarding these employees were made by NBC, alone.”

So, if I’m reading this right, a stagehand sent a racist text to a bunch of people and two of the white people who received it didn’t respond to it then reported it then got suspended because Questlove allegedly demanded that they get suspended then responded to the allegations that he got two white guys fired for receiving a racist text by saying “real racism exists and me demanding the jobs of two white guys who didn’t do anything wrong because they’re white doesn’t really count as racism.” Did I read that right? Maybe I didn’t. If I did, I know two white guys who’ll be voting for Trump in 2020. Thanks for nothing, Questlove! Big fan of your stuff though.

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James Franco “Hasn’t Slept In Days”By toddJanuary 25, 2018
James Franco “Hasn’t Slept In Days”

 

After winning Best Actor at the Golden Globes, James Franco didn’t get an Oscar nomination because before he was finished with his Golden Globes speech, he got accused of sexual misconduct then five more women came forward with allegations to the Los Angeles Times. I guess this somehow bothers him a great deal.

Sources tell PEOPLE that the actor, who was just snubbed by the Academy Awards for his role in The Disaster Artist, isn’t doing well in the aftermath of the allegations. “His team wants him to continue making public appearances. He thinks he can save his image,” one of the sources says. “He looks like he hasn’t slept for days. He’s just a mess.” Echoes a second source, “This whole process has been very hard on him. He’s been shaken up.”

Hasn’t slept in days? I thought he smokes a lot of weed. Maybe try that. Or don’t do the sexual misconduct stuff. That would’ve helped. His sister-in-law, Alison Brie, said not everything being reported about him doing the sexual misconduct stuff isn’t “fully accurate“, but hopefully it’s accurate enough that we don’t have to see a James Franco movie again.

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Jessica Simpson Is Being Sued For Posting A Picture Of Herself On InstagramBy toddJanuary 25, 2018
Jessica Simpson Is Being Sued For Posting A Picture Of Herself On Instagram

 

So a paparazzo person took a picture of Jessica Simpson, then she found that picture online and posted it to her Instagram. She’s now being sued for posting a picture of herself that a photo agency sold for money. This might be the best late stage capitalism story ever told. Per THR:

Splash News and Picture Agency, a Nevada-based celebrity news company, is suing Simpson and Reality TV World for copyright infringement over a series of photos of Simpson leaving the Bowery Hotel in New York. Splash granted The Daily Mail a limited license to publish the photo online in August, but never gave such permission to Simpson, according to the complaint filed Tuesday in California federal court.  “Simpson or someone acting on her behalf copied the Photograph and distributed it on Instagram — within hours of its original publication on August 9, 2017,” writes attorney Peter Perkowski. “The copy of the Photograph that Simpson distributed on Instagram had been altered, without authorization or approval, to remove the CMI showing plaintiff as the copyright owner of the image.”

Not sure if any celebrities read this site, and honestly why would they, but if they do, hey, photo agencies stalk your social media. People have to Google “Jessica Simpson” and they still stalk her social media, so don’t think you’re safe. Stay woke. The banner pic I used is from Getty and I’d like to thank the photographer who took it. Many levels to it.

 

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The ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ Trailer Is HereBy toddNovember 29, 2017
The ‘Avengers: Infinity War’ Trailer Is Here

 

The trailer for the 4,783rd Marvel movie, Avengers: Infinity War, dropped this morning and it has all the Avengers from all the other movies in it. I guess that’s cool. I’ve watched it twice and it looks okay. It’s not DC, so at least I’ll be able to expect a coherent story and CG that doesn’t look like a 1996 video game. Will I care about anybody involved when they fight a giant, purple Josh Brolin? Probably not. But Captain America has a beard now and that means he’s edgy or something. Anyway, this movie will make a billion dollars and the Justice League sequel will be exactly like this but worse, so let’s all wait for that.

 

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Ellen Is Sexist Against Katy PerryBy toddOctober 26, 2017
Ellen Is Sexist Against Katy Perry

 

Katy Perry‘s 33rd birthday was yesterday, so she has about 5-7 years before it all crumbles to dust, and Ellen DeGeneres posted this on Twitter. And since there’s a much needed spotlight on sexual harassment/assault and sexism lately, this happened:

 

 

First, what people need to understand is that gay people can get away with this kind of thing. You don’t want to be called homophobic. Second, Ellen and Katy Perry are friends. This is what they do. If Ellen was named “Jeff” and Katy didn’t know Jeff or have a history with Jeff, then we could claim this was sexist. Like, if Katy wasn’t comfortable with it, then that’s the literal definition of sexual harassment. She’s comfortable with it, so let’s all move on. Nice try, Michael and Piers. Try to look up “context” in the dictionary at some point today.

 

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Bella Thorne And Her Sister Went To A Thing And Wore ThisBy toddOctober 26, 2017
Bella Thorne And Her Sister Went To A Thing And Wore This

 

I’m not sure why I just found out that Bella Thorne and her sister, Dani Thorne, are from Florida, but it all finally sense. Nothing has ever made more sense. But yeah, they attended the 2017 Lost Lake Festival and Bella wore tape over her nipples and Dani continues to look like her STD fever hasn’t broken yet. Not sure who the blonde is. Doesn’t really matter.

 

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