has been on Twitter inserting herself into almost every news story lately, and yesterday she did some rails then wanted to know why
isn’t in jail. Repeat: LINDSAY LOHAN is wondering why Amanda Bynes hasn’t been prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Interesting.
May 26, 2007 – Arrested after a Beverly Hills car accident. Charged with a misdemeanor hit and run and a DUI for alcohol or possibly cocaine.
July 24, 2007 – Arrested in Santa Monica, CA for a DUI, possession of cocaine, transporting a narcotic into a custody facility and driving on a suspended license.
August 23, 2007 – Charged with seven misdemeanors. Sentenced to rehab, 36 months probation, 18 months alcohol education, 10 days community service and one day of jail.
November 15, 2007 – Reports to the detention center in Lynwood, CA, for a minimum 24-hour stay, but is released after 84 minutes due to overcrowding.
March 13 – 16, 2009 – Arrest warrant is issued after Lohan violates her probation. Updated county paperwork proves she is not in violation of probation and the warrant is dropped.
October 16, 2009 – Her three-year probation sentence from 2007 is extended a year so she can complete required alcohol counseling.
May 20, 2010 – Fails to appear in court after purportedly losing her passport at the Cannes Film Festival in France. Judge issues an arrest warrant and sets bail for $100,000, which is paid.
May 24, 2010 – Appears in court after completing 10 of 13 required alcohol counseling sessions. Conditions for bail include no alcohol, weekly random-drug testing, and wearing an alcohol-monitoring bracelet.
July 6, 2010 – Is sentenced to 90 days in jail for violating probation and missing alcohol counseling sessions.
July 20 – August 2, 2010 – Handcuffed in a Beverly Hills courtroom and taken to jail. Serves 13 days in the same Lynwood facility where she served 84 minutes in 2007.
September 24, 2010 – Appears in court after failing a drug test. Probation is revoked and she is jailed. She is later released on $300,000 bail and ordered to wear an alcohol-monitoring ankle bracelet.
October 22, 2010 – Ordered to remain in rehab until January 3, 2011, for probation violation.
December 12, 2010 – While in rehab, a Betty Ford Clinic staffer accuses Lohan of criminal battery. Charges are ultimately dropped.
January 22, 2011 – Allegedly walks out of a store wearing a $2,500 necklace.
February 9, 2011 – Is arraigned and booked on felony grand theft charges and released on $40,000 bail.
March 23, 2011 – Rejects plea offer regarding felony charges for necklace.
April 22, 2011 – For violating 2007 drunk driving probation, she is sentenced to 120 days in jail, 480 hours of community service and 360 hours to be served at a women’s center and the Los Angeles County morgue. She is taken into custody but is released after posting a $75,000 bail.
April 22, 2011 – Charges in the necklace theft are reduced to a misdemeanor.
May 6, 2011 – Begins community service at the Downtown Women’s Center in Los Angeles.
May 11, 2011 – Enters a plea of no contest in the necklace theft case. Sentence remains the same as was handed out on April 22 with two days credit for time served plus 3 years probation.
May 26, 2011 – Begins serving her 120-day sentence. Due to overcrowding, Lohan is fitted with an electronic monitoring device and sent home to serve her sentence.
June 23, 2011 – Lohan is called to court regarding her probation for the 2007 drunk driving case because pictures have surfaced of her partying and she failed a blood alcohol test. Judge orders her to entertain no more than one person at a time.
June 29, 2011 – House arrest ends after 35 days. She is still on probation.
October 19, 2011 – Lohan’s probation is revoked for not performing community service. A $100,000 bail is posted, and she is instructed to perform community service until her Nov. 2 court date.
For the sake of time, I left out everything Lindsay has done in 2012, but to recap, Amanda Bynes got a DUI, been charged with two-hit-runs, and had her car impounded for driving on a suspended license. Compared to Lindsay, she should be elected Mayor and given a copy of everybody’s car keys.