Spencer Pratt Is LogicalBy mollyAugust 22, 2010

Remember how Spencer Pratt is claiming to be shopping a sex tape? Well, he’s named his price and of course, being the beacon of rationality that he is, it’s an appropriate figure. TMZ reports:

Sources tell TMZ … Spencer Pratt has a price in mind for the Heidi Montag sex tape — $5,000,000!!! Sources close to the deal tell TMZ they have heard Spencer’s asking price and that Vivid doesn’t think the figure is “an unreasonable price.”

For his part, Spencer tells TMZ that he has an “entire website’s” worth of footage, saying, “I will knock Club Jenna out of the water.”

Spencer went on to say he thinks releasing the tapes will be good for Heidi, saying, “When I realized how much Kim [Kardashian] was making, my logic is this is the best thing I can do for my ex-wife. Kim is on the cover of Allure right now. Heidi isn’t on the cover of Allure.”

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Remember how Spencer Pratt is claiming to be shopping a sex tape? Well, he’s named his price and of course, being the beacon of rationality that he is, it’s an…

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Gabriel Aubry Is Selling SomethingBy mollyAugust 21, 2010

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Gabriel Aubry, better known as Halle Berry’s sperm donor, is the new face of Charisma. Apparently, Charisma is a line of luxury sheets and towels, but they could be made of dead puppies and Lady Gaga’s chest hair and I’d still be first in line when Bloomingdale’s opens.

Gabriel Aubry, better known as Halle Berry’s sperm donor, is the new face of Charisma. Apparently, Charisma is a line of luxury sheets and towels, but they could be made…

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Jennifer Aniston Is At It AgainBy mollyAugust 21, 2010


Jennifer Aniston has been under fire lately for comments on single motherhood, and is now getting more heat for opening her mouth again. Granted, calling herself a retard in this situation didn’t really make much sense, and she probably shouldn’t have said it, but when the hell did everyone become so touchy? Isn’t sensitivity much more divisive than humor? Jennifer Aniston isn’t exactly attending monthly Mensa meetings so we should all just disregard this synaptic misfire. Let’s leave her alone to star in those box office disasters she seems so fond of and criticize those who should actually know better. I’m sure no window lickers were offended. They don’t even watch Regis! The View is much more their speed.

Jennifer Aniston has been under fire lately for comments on single motherhood, and is now getting more heat for opening her mouth again. Granted, calling herself a retard in this…

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Heidi Montag Has A Sex TapeBy toddAugust 20, 2010

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Spencer Pratt is an unrepentant douche who needs to work on his perm and Heidi Montag could start for the USA Attention Whore team, so the only shock here is that we haven’t seen it yet. TMZ reports:

We’re told Spencer has contacted the Rolls-Royce of porn — Vivid Entertainment — and is asking for a meeting. As we first reported, Heidi has threatened to sue Spencer over a tell-all book — but she has not made any mention of a sex tape. Unclear if the alleged sex tape with Heidi is pre or post-op. Vivid honcho Steven Hirsch tells us, “I just got off the phone with Spencer Pratt about a sex tape with Heidi Montag.” He continues, “We are in early negotiations to possibly come to terms for a deal.” Spencer has told a friend that the alleged tape “makes Kim Kardashian look like an amateur.”

Let’s not pretend that Heidi Montag isn’t directly involved with these negotiations and let’s really not pretend that my penis is abnormally large. It’s not. I mean, I’ll accept that check from BP Oil, but a lot of people helped out with that, not just me.

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Beth Ostrosky Stern Is Photogenic, AwesomeBy toddAugust 20, 2010

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Earlier this week, Howard Stern’s wife took this picture of her sweet ass with her Blackberry while trying on clothes and emailed it to Howard, who then proceeded to share it with everybody in the studio. Then Beth said he could post it online. Then he did. And the site crashed for a few hours. That’s sound like a good idea. Does anybody’s wife want to email me a pic so I can post it then take a break for a couple of hours? Oh, wait, nevermind. Found some.

Earlier this week, Howard Stern’s wife took this picture of her sweet ass with her Blackberry while trying on clothes and emailed it to Howard, who then proceeded to share…

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Mariah Carey Might Be An American Idol JudgeBy toddAugust 20, 2010

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It’s been way too long since a rambling bitch high on prescription medication and her unwarranted sense of importance in music history sat at a table and judged single moms and church activities directors on their karaoke ability, so thank God our wait is almost over.

Mariah Carey is still in negotiations to sign on as a judge, a source exclusively tells E! News. “She wants it,” says the source. “She’s seen what America’s Got Talent has done for [hubby Nick Cannon] and thinks it will be a good career move.” When contacted Thursday evening for comment, a rep for Carey didn’t confirm or deny, responding only that there is “nothing to report.” Several sticking points remain, but we hear that Fox is optimistic that they will make a deal with Carey.

Who gives a damn? Can’t we just cancel this shit already? It’s been on for 9 seasons and only one winner has had a successful and consistent career. And she sings country. Indiana Jones had an easier time finding the Chachapoyan Fertility Idol than this show has finding an American Idol. Seriously, look at the list of past winners: Kelly Clarkson, Ruben Studdard, Fantasia Barrino, Carrie Underwood, Taylor Hicks, Jordin Sparks, David Cook, Kris Allen, and Lee DeWyze. I’ve never heard of five of them and I’m pretty sure two of them are dead.

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Keeping Up With The KardashiansBy toddAugust 20, 2010


They’re back! Catch the season premiere of Keeping Up with the Kardashians this Sunday @ 10/9c only on E!

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Jessica Barton’s Thong And LinksBy toddAugust 19, 2010

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Karissa Shannon is a good tanner, but not as good as her boyfriend [The Superficial]
Jennifer Aniston has nice legs [Popoholic]
Celebrity asses [TaxiDriver Movie]
Steven Tyler is telling people he’s an American Idol judge [Popeater]
Lamar Odom is already sick of Khloe Kardashian [Celebslam]
Miranda Kerr is four months pregnant [Just Jared]
10 Movies About Video Games That Don’t Suck [COED Magazine]
Jennifer Lopez is a fantastic boss [The Blemish]
Kaiser at [Cele|bitchy] needs a spanking.
Julia Roberts is a pothead [Allie Is Wired]
I need to get Jessica Barton pregnant [Heyman Hustle]

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Kelly Brook At The Piranha 34E3D PremiereBy toddAugust 19, 2010

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I don’t know how a movie about mutant piranhas attacking people is supposed to be a box office success, but to reiterate, it’s in 3D. And Kelly Brook is naked. If you’re following the math at home, that’s Kelly Brook’s tits in 3D. This movie couldn’t make anymore money if it was about a cruise ship that sinks in Pandora because The Joker hired pirates in the Caribbean and Sauron’s army to build an iceberg and the Death Star.

I don’t know how a movie about mutant piranhas attacking people is supposed to be a box office success, but to reiterate, it’s in 3D. And Kelly Brook is naked….

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Kim Kardashian Has A Calendar Or SomethingBy toddAugust 19, 2010

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Since she’s an attention whore with a Nair fetish and no other marketable skills except a surgically implanted ass and tits, Kim Kardashian announced last night that she is releasing a calendar to show off those surgically implanted ass and tits through the magic of Photoshop and filtered lighting. The banner pics are supposedly a sneak peek of that calendar. Awesome. Hopefully it will do well with the settlers of Jamestown or with Goldie Wilson who can use it to circle the date of his primary or in any other place people still hang calendars on walls.

Since she’s an attention whore with a Nair fetish and no other marketable skills except a surgically implanted ass and tits, Kim Kardashian announced last night that she is releasing…

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