Your 2016 MTV VMAs PostBy toddAugust 29, 2016
Your 2016 MTV VMAs Post



The 2016 MTV VMAs were last night, and Beyonce‘s performance basically kept the whole show from crashing into the side of a mountain. I agreed with Colin Kaepernick until they made Britney perform in between Beyonce and Rihanna. And there was other people there too, I guess. Click below for Beyonce’s full performance, Kanye’s full speech, and pictures of those other people. (more…)

The 2016 MTV VMAs were last night, and Beyonce‘s performance basically kept the whole show from crashing into the side of a mountain. I agreed with Colin Kaepernick until they…
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Mariah Carey’s Sister Got Arrested For Prostitution, She’s Also HIV-PositiveBy toddAugust 29, 2016
Mariah Carey’s Sister Got Arrested For Prostitution, She’s Also HIV-Positive


Mariah Carey’s sister, Alison Carey was arrested for prostitution on Friday after an undercover investigation led Saugerties, NY police found her in a hotel, well, doing prostitute stuff. 

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Mariah Carey’s sister, Alison Carey was arrested for prostitution on Friday after an undercover investigation led Saugerties, NY police found her in a hotel, well, doing prostitute stuff. 

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Rita Ora In This Dress & LinksBy toddAugust 29, 2016

Sara Sampaio topless on a yacht  (NSFW) [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Good lord, Lindsey Pelas  [  The Superficial   ]

Beyonce cast several Illuminati spells at the VMAs [  Dlisted  ]

Bella Thorne is offensive jailbait  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Doutzen Kroes has an insane camel toe (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip  ]

Sara Underwood‘s Instagram is a national treasure [  Hollywood Tuna   ]

Jessica Alba remains MILF #1  [  Popoholic   ]

Olivia Munn pumping gas as one does  [  Moe Jackson   ] 

Elon Musk has no game   [  The Blemish  ]

Sara Sampaio topless on a yacht  (NSFW) [  Taxi Driver Movie  ] Good lord, Lindsey Pelas  [  The Superficial   ] Beyonce cast several Illuminati spells at the VMAs [  Dlisted…

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Clint Eastwood Has Had It With You PussiesBy toddAugust 04, 2016
Clint Eastwood Has Had It With You Pussies


Clint Eastwood did an interview with Esquire and immediately stepped in all the shit, because when an 86-year old white guy talks about racism, it’s sure to go about as well as you’d expect. Like how Donald Trump is “onto to something” when says racist shit. As I was saying, as well as you’d expect. 

But he’s onto something, because secretly everybody’s getting tired of political correctness, kissing up. That’s the kiss-ass generation we’re in right now. We’re really in a pussy generation. Everybody’s walking on eggshells. We see people accusing people of being racist and all kinds of stuff. When I grew up, those things weren’t called racist. 

Translation: “Fuck man, white people can’t even call black people niggers or tell their chick co-workers they wanna cum on her tits without people making such big deal out of it. They might even try to get you fired, can you believe that shit?! Fire you. A white man. Can’t even make memes saying Michelle Obama is an ape. When I grew up, those things weren’t called racist, because if they were, we’d burn those troublemakin’, racebaiting  niggras houses down or the police would send dogs after them and whatnot. Then maybe shoot them.”


So, what’s the “pussy generation”

All these people that say, “Oh, you can’t do that, and you can’t do this, and you can’t say that.” I guess it’s just the times.

I think he just said that if he complains about me calling something racist he’s a pussy. Not sure. How about this. We live in America, we’ll say what the fuck we want. Glad we cleared that up. But, surprisingly, he thinks another old white man is free to say what’s on his mind. 

What Trump is onto is he’s just saying what’s on his mind. And sometimes it’s not so good. And sometimes it’s … I mean, I can understand where he’s coming from, but I don’t always agree with it…I haven’t endorsed anybody. I haven’t talked to Trump. I haven’t talked to anybody. You know, he’s a racist now because he’s talked about this judge. And yeah, it’s a dumb thing to say. I mean, to predicate your opinion on the fact that the guy was born to Mexican parents or something. He’s said a lot of dumb things. So have all of them. Both sides. But everybody—the press and everybody’s going, “Oh, well, that’s racist,” and they’re making a big hoodoo out of it. Just fucking get over it. It’s a sad time in history.

Yeah. It’s a sad time in history. Not like the happier time when black people were still getting lynched when you were in your 20s or getting sent to prison for looking at a white lady wrong.  That shit was bomb I bet. Shooting gays was also pretty fun too back then. Even God had your back then. Sorry, dude. White guys had a good run. I don’t want to leave you feeling hopeless, but if Trump loses, there’s another megalomaniac millionaire who says insane shit and whose wife gets naked a lot and who throws tantrums on Twitter running for President in 2020. I’m sure you can just fucking over the fact he’s black. lol jk I know you can’t. 


Here’s Nate Parker doing a GQ shoot on Tuesday. A black man in a suit! Can you even believe it, Clint?! What a sad time in history. 


Clint Eastwood did an interview with Esquire and immediately stepped in all the shit, because when an 86-year old white guy talks about racism, it’s sure to go about as…

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Sara Underwood Is Naked Again & LinksBy toddAugust 04, 2016



Lady Gaga should cover those  (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Sarah Hyland should also cover those  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Drake wants to put a half-Canadian in Rihanna  [  Dlisted  ]

Maya Stepper. Goddamn.    [  Hollywood Tuna   ]

Joanna Krupa naked in Treats  (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip  ]

Jessica Simpson almost made America less great   [  The Superficial  ]

Victoria Silvstedt is still living the high-paid escort dream    [  Moe Jackson   ] 

Leonardo DiCaprio pranked the shit out of Jonah Hill   [  The Blemish  ]

Kate Beckinsale‘s ass in skin tight leather  [  Popoholic   ]

The craziest relationship age gaps  [  Mandatory  ]

Remember when Sara Underwood got topless as hell on Snapchat? Good times. 


A photo posted by Sara Underwood (@saraunderwood) on Aug 3, 2016 at 12:04pm PDT Lady Gaga should cover those  (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ] Sarah Hyland should also cover…

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Every ‘Suicide Squad’ Review: Shit SucksBy toddAugust 03, 2016
Every ‘Suicide Squad’ Review: Shit Sucks


Goddammit. Suicide Squad has a 33% on Rotten Tomatoes. There’s people trying to shut them down, which is weird since I wouldn’t think they’d have enough spare time to do that while posting all the Jill Stein memes. Anyway, I’m in the first stage of grief. In their review entitled, “Suicide Squad Is A Chaotic, Manic, and Total Mess“, Gizmodo gave a take:

Unfortunately, once the assembled team begins their mission, that’s where Suicide Squad starts to go off the rails. The goal of the Squad’s mission is incredibly ambiguous, gets even murkier as the narrative unfolds, and then falls apart once all is revealed at the end. Plus, the at least partially cohesive tone of the first act of the film segues into a second act that’s radically different in tone, and more of a war movie than anything else. Characters spend a good 20-30 minutes walking around just getting into gun fights. If Suicide Squad were merely an action movie, this would be exciting, but these characters are villains, some of whom have superpowers. Merely seeing them shoot guns at things isn’t that exciting. In a way, the film mirrors the actual Squad itself—a bunch of interesting parts that would often work better alone than together.

And that’s one of the more positive reviews. Not sure if he’s in denial or if Warner Bros. made him say it, but director David Ayer shot off this tweet.



Now, I’ve seen Harsh Times. I’ve seen Training Day. I’ve seen End of Watch. I’ve seen Street Kings. I’ve seen Fury. I can say pretty confidently that David Ayer didn’t forget how to make a good movie overnight. I can also now say pretty confidently that Warner Bros. and DC couldn’t make a decent movie if they’re fucking lives depended on it. They give Zack Snyder free reign on Man of Steel.  The only good thing you can say about that movie is that at least it wasn’t as bad as Superman III. They gave him free reign again on Batman v Superman. It’s a piece of shit. Sorry. I know you really wanted to be great and you told people it would be great and now you have to keep saying its great, but it’s not great. It’s shit. And don’t even bring up the Ultimate Edition, because yeah, the extra 30 minutes made three things kinda sorta make sense, but its still garbage. Say what you want in the comments, I won’t read it. Accept it and move on with your life. So, as his reward, they gave Zack Snyder free reign over Justice League. Then we saw the “trailer“. That dumb ass, course correction trailer where Bruce Wayne has finally started taking Paxil and a man who talks to fish drinks liquor in slo mo. Just go away. Send Zack Snyder to do BMW commercials where he can make shit look “cool” without needing any talent to tell a story then go away. But not before you explain how you get an actual filmmaker for Suicide Squad, then you panicked and couldn’t wait to step all over his dick so he wouldn’t make a movie like Zack Snyder that he ended up making one. Delete your company.

Goddammit. Suicide Squad has a 33% on Rotten Tomatoes. There’s people trying to shut them down, which is weird since I wouldn’t think they’d have enough spare time to do that…

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This Is Tiger Woods’ New GirlfriendBy toddMarch 21, 2011

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Alyse Lahti Johnston, who has been reportedly dating Tiger Woods for a few weeks (and has also been seen on his yacht in Florida recently), is the daughter of an executive at IMG, the agency that represents Woods. She also looks really sexy in her DUI mugshot. It’s hard to tell if she needs Proactiv or more meth to even shit out.

Alyse Lahti Johnston, who has been reportedly dating Tiger Woods for a few weeks (and has also been seen on his yacht in Florida recently), is the daughter of an…

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Britney Spears Can’t PartyBy jessMarch 20, 2011
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Following her head shaving meltdown, Britney Spears’ handlers have new rules for working on her video sets. TMZ got a copy:

TMZ has obtained a non-disclosure agreement (NDA) that dancers were required to sign before working on her latest music video. It specifically states, “Contractor acknowledges that it is essential that [Britney] not be exposed to any alcohol, drugs, or controlled substances.”

The NDA even goes on to say that the dancers can be subjected to drug testing at any time and can be fired for failing a test or even refusing to take one.

I’m not sure what’s so shocking and controversial about this, especially since most jobs require a drug test before you get hired. I’m just surprised there weren’t also stipulations about umbrellas, Cheetos, Red Bull, butter beans, triple-venti-extra-whip-and-caramel, creepy Middle Eastern paparazzi, or virile wiggers.

Following her head shaving meltdown, Britney Spears’ handlers have new rules for working on her video sets. TMZ got a copy: TMZ has obtained a non-disclosure agreement (NDA) that dancers…

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She’s Smiling Because She’s SetBy jessMarch 20, 2011
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Ryan Philippe‘s ex, Alexis Knapp, is seven months pregnant. And now she’s prepared. TMZ reports:

Ryan Phillippe’s ex/alleged baby mama has lawyered up … and a legal battle is now brewing … TMZ has learned.

Alexis Knapp — the model/actress who claims to be carrying Ryan’s baby — has hired Mark Vincent Kaplan.

Ryan has said he’ll take a DNA test once the baby is born and support the child if it’s his, but Alexis is not satisfied.

And here’s a fun fact. Kaplan repped K-Fed in his divorce/custody battle with Britney Spears.

Since news of her pregnancy broke, reports have all said that Ryan Phillippe agreed to step up and support the kid once a paternity test was done, so I imagine this move is just to cement everything in front of a judge. I also imagine Mark Vincent Kaplan’s going to have a slightly harder time in court against a preppy, normal white dude who already has an active role in the lives of two kids than he did against a crazed redneck who needs her dad to sign a permission slip for her to go to Starbucks.

Ryan Phillippe’s current piece, Amanda Seyfried, doing nothing to help Japan:

Ryan Philippe‘s ex, Alexis Knapp, is seven months pregnant. And now she’s prepared. TMZ reports: Ryan Phillippe’s ex/alleged baby mama has lawyered up … and a legal battle is now…

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Renee Zellweger And Bradley Cooper Aren’t EngagedBy jessMarch 19, 2011
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Because they broke up. Us Weekly reports that Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger have called it quits. Oh, Bradley Cooper also has a movie out this weekend.

Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger have reached their limit.

After less than two years together, the couple have split, multiple sources confirm to UsMagazine.com. Reps for both Cooper and Zellweger had no comment.

Limitless star Cooper, 36, first met Oscar winner Zellweger, 41, six years ago on the set of their thriller Case 39 — but romance didn’t bloom until summer 2009.

In the interim, both stars had short-lived marriages: Cooper to actress Jennifer Esposito, Zellweger to singer Kenny Chesney. Both unions petered out in less than six months.

After being photographed dining together in NYC in July 2009, the duo were spotted kissing in Spain in early August; the next week, he took her to his Philadelphia home town…

Doing press for his new movie Limitless, Cooper stayed typically mum on his love. On the Howard Stern Show on Monday, Howard Stern grilled the Hangover star about Zellweger; Cooper simply denied any engagement plans.

No reasons have been reported for the split just yet, but I suspect it has something to do with Bradley Cooper turning the lights on or getting a new prescription for his contact lenses, because these were the best pictures I could find of Renee Zellweger. Seriously, can someone explain her appeal? Her movies are lame and she always looks like she just sucked on a lemon or something. Oh, wait. “Or something.” This explains everything. Carry on.

Because they broke up. Us Weekly reports that Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger have called it quits. Oh, Bradley Cooper also has a movie out this weekend. Bradley Cooper and…

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