Okay, It All Makes Sense NowBy toddFebruary 18, 2009
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In case you don’t remember, actor Terrence Howard was one of the few celebrities to come out in the defense of Chris Brown (“it’s just life, man“) after her beat Rihanna so bad that she allegedly now needs plastic surgery. I wonder what would make somebody defend a woman beater. Ooh! Ooh! I know! I know! The Smoking Gun says:

Police and court records reveal that Howard, 39, was once arrested for a similar crime, the details of which have not been previously reported. The actor, who co-starred in “Iron Man” and was nominated in 2006 for an Academy Award for his role in “Hustle & Flow,” was arrested by Pennsylvania cops in September 2001 for assaulting his estranged wife. According to a Whitemarsh Police Department report, after Howard and Lori McCommas argued on the phone, the actor warned, “Don’t disrespect me by hanging up on me or I’ll come over and hurt you.” McCommas then “hung up and contacted 911 fearing Howard was serious.” While McCommas was speaking with a police dispatcher, Howard “showed up at the victim’s residence and began breaking the door down.” McCommas ran to the rear of the house and into the backyard. Howard then “broke the front door down and ran through the screen door in the kitchen. Howard then grabbed the victim’s left arm and punched her twice with a closed fist in the left side of the face.” The attack was broken up by Howard’s brother, who responded to McCommas’s house after he “saw Howard storm out of their house to go to the victim’s house.”

Wow. It takes a special kind of asshole to tell a woman you’re going to beat her ass then get in your car and drive to her house to beat her ass while the woman is on the phone with the police. Because everybody knows you’re only supposed to hit a woman if she forgets the safe word. Look, I’m sorry, sweetie. I’ll drive you to the hospital and all, but I finding this whole situation to be very unprofessional quite frankly.

Looking for pictures of Terrence Howard isn’t in my contract, so here’s Rihanna and her rack again. How fascinating!

In case you don’t remember, actor Terrence Howard was one of the few celebrities to come out in the defense of Chris Brown (“it’s just life, man“) after her beat…

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Fergie is in MexicoBy toddFebruary 17, 2009

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As stated before, Fergie’s body was built for sex, so it’s unclear why God built her face to sit out on your porch during Halloween. Seriously, she looks like she should have snakes for hair. It’s like everything from the neck up was put there by mistake. They only good thing going for her now is that she doesn’t have a tail. Because if she did, I’m pretty sure people would think she was a minotaur.

As stated before, Fergie’s body was built for sex, so it’s unclear why God built her face to sit out on your porch during Halloween. Seriously, she looks like she…

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Kong and Kim Went To Fashion WeekBy toddFebruary 17, 2009

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Kim Kardashian and her beast sister, Khloe, went to New York for Fashion Week, but they should’ve just went to Baby Gap or the Keebler Elve’s tree instead, because good luck trying to find anything that fits, skanks. I don’t know if you can get stretch marks on a dress or not, but let’s just see Kim try to squeeze her gigantic ass into something just worn by a 15 year old Russian model who just drank an suppository and smack smoothie. Kim would make that dress look like David Banner would be wearing it after he woke up in the woods with no recollection of where he is….or what he’s done.

Kim Kardashian and her beast sister, Khloe, went to New York for Fashion Week, but they should’ve just went to Baby Gap or the Keebler Elve’s tree instead, because good…

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