Melissa Theuriau is FriendlyBy toddMarch 02, 2009

[Gallery not found]

French journalist and news anchor, Melissa Theuriau, was in Miami with her husband, French actor/comedian, Jamel Debbouze, when she decided to give him a blowjob and roll all over him like he was on fire. At least I think she’s giving him a blowjob. It’s possible a snake could have jumped out of the pool and bit his penis. Then Melissa gently laid him back on his chair and sucked the poison out with her ass in the air. Yeah, that sounds like a reasonable explanation for these pictures.

NSFW Topless Update: Click here. You know, if you like boobs. You like boobs, right?

French journalist and news anchor, Melissa Theuriau, was in Miami with her husband, French actor/comedian, Jamel Debbouze, when she decided to give him a blowjob and roll all over him…

Related Posts:

Tags: ,
Amanda Bynes is DrunkBy toddMarch 02, 2009

[Gallery not found]

Amanda Bynes left a club in LA Saturday night, and based on these pictures, we have a lot in common. We have the same phone and ….uh, well that’s about it. But she has kick ass legs. And as it turns out, I like chicks with kick ass legs to wrap them around my neck so I can wear the chick like a bib. Wait, should I put that on my eHarmony profile? I think I should. I need something to make the ladies feel comfortable. Because apparently my job as “Sith apprentice” makes women think I’m too dangerous.

Amanda Bynes left a club in LA Saturday night, and based on these pictures, we have a lot in common. We have the same phone and ….uh, well that’s about…

Related Posts:

Tags:
Rihanna Took Him BackBy toddMarch 01, 2009

[Gallery not found]

In this jaded world, we sometimes feel that true love doesn’t exist. But look no further friends. Almost three weeks after he did this to her, Rihanna is back together with Chris Brown. Awww, how sweet! This is just like The Notebook except with way more police involvement. Congratulations to the happy couple! People reports:

“They’re together again. They care for each other,” says the source. The on-again couple are currently spending time together at one of Sean “Diddy” Combs’s homes, on Miami Beach’s Star Island. Adds the source: “While Chris is reflective and saddened about what happened, he is really happy to be with the woman he loves.” In its latest issue, PEOPLE reports that Brown called Rihanna on her 21st birthday one week ago. “He called to wish her happy birthday,” a source told the magazine. “They’ve reached out to each other. It’s been mutual.”

I’m never going to understand why a woman would willingly go back to a man who beats her, but whatever. You can pretty much count on Rihanna being in traction soon. Fortunately, all this could be avoided if Chris Brown maintained calm assertive energy as I teach in my new DVD, Clitoris Whisperer. Brimming with invaluable ideas, techniques, and essential tips, why not have the relationship you’ve always wanted? Call today!!

Note: Speaking of O.J. (thanks, #4) I literally had to cut off half of Rihanna’s head for that banner picture.

Diddy’s house on Star Island:

Picture credit: Splash

In this jaded world, we sometimes feel that true love doesn’t exist. But look no further friends. Almost three weeks after he did this to her, Rihanna is back together…

Related Posts:

Tags: , ,