Joaquin Phoenix Is Probably The New JokerBy toddFebruary 09, 2018
Joaquin Phoenix Is Probably The New Joker

 

Joaquin Phoenix already turned down the role of Lex Luthor in Batman v Superman, so maybe he’ll agree to be The Joker in a movie directed by the dude who did The Hangover movies. Sure to be a big hit. Big hit.

Joaquin Phoenix is in talks to play the Clown Prince of Crime in Warner Bros. and Todd Phillips’ untitled Joker origin movie. While studio negotiations are not yet underway, Phillips has made it clear that Phoenix is the top choice to star and sources now tell Variety that, after thinking it over, Phoenix has agreed to the role. WB had no comment. Phillips is on board to co-write and direct the movie. Phillips had met with Phoenix before the new year and was just waiting for the studio’s go-ahead, sources say.

If you’re DC and you see that Margot Robbie was the best part of Suicide Squad, then you see that Wonder Woman was your best movie to date, then you see that Black Panther is about to break every Marvel record, this first thing you should think to yourself is, “hey, we should make another Joker movie.” Another Joker movie is sure to turn things around. Especially if he has CGI scars.

 

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Yanet Garcia’s Butt Selfie & Other StuffBy toddFebruary 09, 2018

 

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Alexandra Daddario Is Also Fighting AIDSBy toddFebruary 08, 2018
Alexandra Daddario Is Also Fighting AIDS

 

Alexandra Daddario looks like an outdated sex doll who continually picks horrible film projects for herself, but she too, doesn’t want people to have AIDS. Maybe that’s why she’s a sex doll. You can’t get AIDS from them. This is her at the 2018 amfAR Gala in case the AIDS thing didn’t clarify that.

 

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Taylor Swift Is A Robot And Rides A Robot Horse In The ‘Ready For It?’ VideoBy toddOctober 27, 2017
Taylor Swift Is A Robot And Rides A Robot Horse In The ‘Ready For It?’ Video

 

Stop me if you’ve heard this one. Taylor Swift writes a song where she projects her fantasies onto an unnamed man and warns him that if that if he doesn’t reciprocate, he’s in for a bunch of crazy. If he texts her back, she’ll love him forever. The song titles are really interchangeable, but this time it’s for “…Ready For It?“. I guess she saw Ghost In The Shell and Blade Runner 2049 recently. And Westworld. This is dark Taylor Swift or whatever. Shout out to her legs though. Still would, God help me.

 

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Blake Griffin And Kendall Went On A Date And Saw ‘IT’By toddSeptember 14, 2017
Blake Griffin And Kendall Went On A Date And Saw ‘IT’

 

I honestly didn’t know Blake Griffin and Kendall Jenner were a thing, but Kris Jenner is her mom and Blake Griffin is in the NBA so it makes sense. Kendall isn’t like the other chicks in her family and does things her own way, so I guess that’s why she’s dating a NBA player who isn’t all the way black. Per TMZ:

Kendall Jenner and Blake Griffin just took a major step in their dating life — ’cause nothing says “we’re together” like dinner and a movie … and a 2,475 mile trip. The rumored couple was spotted grabbing a bite Monday night in NYC at Carbone, and then catching the new horror flick “It” afterward. Speaking of flying, Blake clearly jetted off to New York to be with Kendall … who’s walking runways for Fashion Week (Todd’s note: LOL). They’d been seen hanging in L.A. (with pals) prior to this.

Sounds sweet. I wonder while they were in the movie if the irony was lost on Blake Griffin that he was watching a movie about an overexposed clown. If this was Kylie, I could have made “float” joke, but Blake doesn’t want me to succeed.

 

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Will Smith Is The Genie In Disney’s Live-Action ‘Aladdin’, Is Racist Or SomethingBy toddJuly 17, 2017
Will Smith Is The Genie In Disney’s Live-Action ‘Aladdin’, Is Racist Or Something

 

When we first heard about the casting for Disney’s live-action Aladdin, it was about how they couldn’t find actors to play Aladdin and Jasmine. They finally settled on a Middle Eastern dude and a half-Indian to play Jasmine. Awesome! Two non-white people as the leads in a big budget movie! That’s great, right?! It’s 2017, so of course not lol. Aladdin set in a fictional place in the Middle East so Jasmine being half-Indian is PROBLEMATIC OMG. It’s imperative to cast real Arab actors in a movie live-action remake of a cartoon about a dude and a chick flying on a magic carpet if you want to be truly woke. Think of the children! Anyway, none of that matters, because they might as well cast my Starbucks cup as Aladdin and Jasmine, because Aladdin is gonna be the Will Smith Show.

Disney has officially found its Aladdin, Jasmine, and Genie for the live-action “Aladdin” remake. The three cast members were announced at the D23 Expo on Saturday. The House of Mouse may have been having problems finding its titular Aladdin for the remake of the 1992 animated classic prior to D23 this weekend, but the same cannot be said for Jasmine and Genie. Naomi Scott has officially been cast as Princess Jasmine, while Will Smith will be taking on the Genie. Relative newcomer Mena Massoud has also joined the cast as Aladdin.

Man, I big budget movie that’ll have a wide release that has a brown man, a brown chick, and a black man as the three leads. Let’s pop the champagne for representa—oh wait, no, the movie’s still racist. Everything is racist.

While the prospect of having a person of color star in this film seems enticing, it really is not doing much for us. Aladdin strung together a few generalizations about North Africans, South East and South Asians, and blurred out our distinctions. The movie takes place in the fake city of Agrabah—combining together “Agra,” the historical city in northern India, with “Bah” to make it sound more Middle Eastern, I guess. The lack of specificity and care that went into the story is also the reason it doesn’t matter who the lead of this movie is, as long as he’s vaguely brown and maybe Muslim.

Exactly, that’s all little Arab, Middle Eastern, and Indian girls and boys will be thinking about when they go see this. The actual history of the Middle East and Central Asia instead cheering about all the sick ass carpet flips. If you need  movie to validate your existence, there might be some self-loathing involved there. Sorry you had to hear it this way.

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Sharon Tate’s Sister Says Jennifer Lawrence Is Too Ugly To Play Sharon TateBy toddJuly 14, 2017
Sharon Tate’s Sister Says Jennifer Lawrence Is Too Ugly To Play Sharon Tate

 

It’s looking more likely that Margot Robbie will be playing Sharon Tate in Quentin Tarantino’s Manson movie, but that didn’t keep Sharon Tate’s sister, Debra Tate, to say what we’re all thinking. Also, LOL.

Margot Robbie has the chops and beauty to play Sharon Tate in a Quentin Tarantino movie about the Manson murders, but Jennifer Lawrence … not so much, at least according to Sharon’s sister. Debra Tate told us if the Sharon role comes down to Margot or Jennifer … Margot’s the clear choice … and it’s not ONLY because of looks. Sounds like an unkind cut, but Debra explained why she’s not taking a shot at J Law.

That’s such a Debra thing to say. You can watch the video of Debra here, or you can look at this picture of Sharon Tate and imagine Margot Robbie doing that until Jennifer Lawrence burns an X in head and kills her.

 

Sharon Tate

 

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Kathy Griffin Is Super EdgyBy toddMay 31, 2017
Kathy Griffin Is Super Edgy

 

While liberals dropped their vapes over a dog statue peeing on a girl statue and hate crimeterrorism because the guy was white, conservatives clutched their pearls and free healthcare for all accidentally fell out a because they were so shocked that Kathy Griffin and artist Tyler Shields went full ISIS video in mocking Donald Trump. Here’s her reasoning from her now deleted Instagram post. It didn’t go over well.

Here’s my artsy fartsy statement! I’m mocking the guy who mocks everybody. EVERYBODY (well, not the Russians so much) Anywhoo…If you could’ve seen us trying to fashion a Trump mask…haha We started playing around w props, etc, so I shall title this work “there was blood coming out of his eyes, blood coming out of his…WHEREVER.” OBVIOUSLY…I do not condone or encourage any of my fans / followers or ANYONE to cause harm to ANYONE. Verbally or otherwise. KG.

Trump or Obama or anyone, is it really a good idea to joke about killing the President? Is that something you really out here trying to to do? You too, Ted Nugent. Dumbass. In their defense, most of my fellow liberals called Kathy Griffin an idiot (shout out to Chelsea Clinton). I don’t know what Lena Dunham had to say, but I assume it was this.  Kathy Griffin was basking in her newfound relevance until the Secret Service was like, “oh”, then Kathy put on her worse wig to make an apology video.

 

 

Now there’s outrage over the outrage because there’s always something WORSE going on in the world. Specifically, the political narrative you were trying to push before this pic dropped. You’re all pretty stupid.

 

It’s ok, boo.

 

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Ryan Phillippe Really Wants You To Know He’s Not Dating Katy PerryBy toddApril 11, 2017
Ryan Phillippe Really Wants You To Know He’s Not Dating Katy Perry

 

Ryan Phillippe got Reese Witherspoon knocked up in her prime. Then he got the hot one from those Pitch Perfect movies knocked up after like two months. So you can understand why he doesn’t want 32-year old Katy Perry on his vagina resume.

I don’t even know where the rumor came from or how it started, but he seems pretty adamant about not dating Katy Perry. As you know, Katy Perry Googles herself a lot so she responded. 

 

Is Katy trying to flirt here? Do we care about this at all? No? Ok, sorry. Ending this post now.

 

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Emily Sears In Lingerie & LinksBy toddApril 03, 2017
Emily Sears In Lingerie & Links

 

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