KONG TAKE DIETS PILLS THEY NOT WORK RED DRESS!!!By toddJuly 01, 2011

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Does Khloe Kardashian wear Spanx? Of course she does. Don’t be silly. Daily Mail reports:

But Khloe Kardashian accidentally let the cat out of the bag when she revealed her Spanx underwear yesterday. The reality star wore the flesh-coloured slip beneath a bright red dress, but the frock’s asymmetrical hemline rode up at one point, putting the unattractive undergarment on display.

In her defense, I guess it would be hard trying to look like a female when you look like you’re only walking the earth because scientists extracted DNA from insects preserved in prehistoric amber. I bet she has to burn herself with a car cigarette lighter or stab herself with her keys to suppress her natural instincts when she sees anything containing bamboo. Mmmm, bamboo. Khloe want taste. Why you no let Khloe taste?

Does Khloe Kardashian wear Spanx? Of course she does. Don’t be silly. Daily Mail reports: But Khloe Kardashian accidentally let the cat out of the bag when she revealed her…

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Ooh La LaBy toddMay 03, 2010

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I have been proud of a lot of things in my life, one of those being the fact that I have never seen one single episode of The Jersey Shore. The other being my G.I. Joe collection, but more to the point, would anybody seriously fuck this Snooki chick if it wasn’t for some type hostage negotiation? Even if it was, I’d let them use my anytime minutes to say goodbye to their families, because the only way I could get hard looking at this is if she had snakes for hair. Christ, this skank is gross. She looks like something Brad and Angelina would bring back from Oz.

I have been proud of a lot of things in my life, one of those being the fact that I have never seen one single episode of The Jersey Shore….

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Adrianne Curry Demands A RecountBy toddMay 03, 2010

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Diora Baird is the clear Twitter winner, but Adrianne Curry thinks posing in her underwear while she’s playing some kind of online game will help. It doesn’t. Look, I’m glad your Warlock reached Level 42 with a Hell Coil spell or whatever, but it’s gonna be hard for me to cum in your eye if you’re talking Quidditch strategy while you’re blowing me.

Diora Baird is the clear Twitter winner, but Adrianne Curry thinks posing in her underwear while she’s playing some kind of online game will help. It doesn’t. Look, I’m glad…

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