Jamie Foxx Kills Miley CyrusBy toddApril 14, 2009

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A long-winded intro will just get in the way, so here’s a clip of Jamie Foxx absolutely destroying Miley Cyrus on his Sirius Radio show. I don’t know if it’s illegal to tell a 16 year old girl to do heroin and make a sex tape or not, but somebody should probably let Jamie Foxx know if it is. Oh, and me, too. I mean, I sit in the high school parking lot everyday after school, but when the girls walk by they just run away! I’m beginning to think they just see me as more of a friend and want me to play tag. Everybody loves to play tag!!


UPDATE:
Foxx has now apologized. Kinda.

“I am a comedian, and you guys know that whatever I say, I don’t mean any of it,” he tried to explain to Jay. “And sometimes, as comedians, as we do, we go a little bit too far… There was a situation with Miley Cyrus, and I just want to say, I apologize for what I said. I didn’t mean it maliciously.”

A long-winded intro will just get in the way, so here’s a clip of Jamie Foxx absolutely destroying Miley Cyrus on his Sirius Radio show. I don’t know if it’s…

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Links Served With Naked ChicksBy daveApril 14, 2009

Allure is putting naked celebs in the pages of Allure. Finally, the mag is alluring. [Egotastic]

The story of Lil Wayne losing his virginity while playing board games makes me understand Lil Wayne a lil better. [BestWeekEver]

10 Most Outrageous See-Throughs. End of pitch. [CityRag]

Blake Lively thinks she looks like a tranny. I usually disagree. Usually. [ImNotObsessed]

Oh, he was hiding MURDER behind that wall of sound? [FatBackMedia]

It’s Kelly Ripa’s “O Face.” Though you might realize you’ve seen it before…Site NSFW. [DrunkenStepfather]

At this point, poor Bronx Mowgli is gonna live his life on Twitter. [ICYDK]

Hugh Jackman’s hair wants to look like Wolverine’s hair even though it’s been cut. [LaineyGossip]

Allure is putting naked celebs in the pages of Allure. Finally, the mag is alluring. [Egotastic] The story of Lil Wayne losing his virginity while playing board games makes me…

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Mel Gibson’s Wife Has Lost Her Damn MindBy toddApril 14, 2009
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As reported yesterday, Mel Gibson and his wife of 28(!) years, Robyn Gibson, have filed for divorce after being separated for two and a half years. Um, did anyone even know that Mel Gibson had a wife? Is she an NFL quarterback or a Colombian drug lord? She must have be, because the bitch is trying to get paid like one. People reports:

With no indication that the estranged couple – who married 28 years ago – had a prenup, Robyn Gibson, 53, is legally entitled in their divorce to half of everything the actor-director-producer earned during their marriage: A fortune estimated at close to $1 billion. “This could easily be one of the biggest divorce settlements in Hollywood history,” says Los Angeles family lawyer Lynn Soodik, who’s not involved with the case. “Any attorney would advise her to take half.”

Half of a $1 billion isn’t enough of course, she also wants Gibson to pay her spousal support and all her attorney’s fees. TMZ reports:

Sources tell us there is no prenuptial agreement — they were married in 1980, before Mel Gibson amassed a fortune estimated at $900 million back in 2006. Under the laws of California, community property — which includes earnings — is divided 50/50. The Gibsons have 7 children, but only one — Tom, who turns 10 tomorrow — is a minor. In Robyn’s legal papers, filed this morning in L.A. County Superior Court, she seeks joint physical and legal custody of Tom. Robyn is also asking for spousal support and attorneys fees.

So to recap, Robyn Gibson was married to one of the biggest movie stars in Hollywood for almost 30 years, and in that time, all she had to do was pick out which tropical island and panda fetus skin moisturizer she wanted for Christmas each year and let Mel Gibson cum in her seven times. Um, yeah. Sorry ladies, but the only way she could possibly earn this money is if she was a Somali pirate or agreed to be a contestant on The Running Man.

Note: Remind me never to get married in California. California is the best place to get married ever!!

As reported yesterday, Mel Gibson and his wife of 28(!) years, Robyn Gibson, have filed for divorce after being separated for two and a half years. Um, did anyone even…

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Kim Kardashian And Reggie Bush Are Easter IncarnateBy daveApril 12, 2009
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This is what Easter looks like when it’s about the grand opening party at Opium at the Seminole hard Rock Hotel and casino and mild groin-itch that is jusssssst subtle enough to not go to the doctor about.

Just look how high psyched Reggie is.

This is what Easter looks like when it’s about the grand opening party at Opium at the Seminole hard Rock Hotel and casino and mild groin-itch that is jusssssst subtle…

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