"Mile, if twerkin woulda been invented…. And I had a foam finger…. I woulda done the same thang you did." – DAD
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) August 28, 2013
I was gonna say something about these dumbass hillbillies and their decades long reign of dance terror being the fall of civilization as we know it, but Syria seems to be the leading vote getter this week. Let’s just all pray that Assad doesn’t know what twerking is.