Everybody Relax About Robin Thicke And The Butt Grab PicBy toddSeptember 04, 2013
Everybody Relax About Robin Thicke And The Butt Grab Pic

 

I've avoided this non-story for a while because chicks have been cutting their own bangs shorter in protest because Miley Cyrus has been crucified for being "the object in Thicke's sexy sex dream" but OMG ROBIN THICKE IS A MARRIED MAN WHO GRABBED A WOMAN'S ASS!!! WHERE IS THE OUTRAGE IS IT BECAUSE HE HAS A PENIS IT'S BECAUSE HE HAS A PENIS ISN'T IT?? The woman, of course, being, Lana Scolaro. And anytime there's a married man and another woman involved, the woman sells her story to a tabloid. Just another woman crushed under the boot heel of the patriachy while she counts her money. Page Six reports:

Robin Thicke did more than just grab blonde Lana Scolaro’s derrière as shown in a photo taken at 1Oak’s VMA party last week, the 20-year-old claims in the latest issue of Life & Style. Scolaro says she hooked up with the “Blurred Lines” singer, 36, while his wife, Paula Patton, was just a few feet away and that he approached using the line, “I just love the fact that you’re so young.” “His hands were everywhere,” Scolaro, who says she met Thicke at a party a week earlier, tells the magazine. She also claims Thicke told her Patton was “chill” and encouraged Lana to talk to her. Scolaro says she later accompanied the couple to a bash at a suite in the Greenwich Hotel, where Thicke followed her to the bathroom. She tells the mag, “He turned off the lights so no one could see us, and he started making out with me. He was grabbing me. He was like, ‘I want to get you into bed!’ ” But an insider tells us Thicke and Patton were together all night and that neither is concerned about the story.

Ok, I'm gonna to explain this whole thing for you. You ready? Paula Patton picked this chick out. Paula Patton instructed her husband to go talk to this chick. So you can chill now. Take a deep breath. Let it out. I have a friend who lives in NYC, and a few months ago, Thicke approached her in a bar and grabbed her ass and pretty much ran the same game then said, "Hey, I want you to introduce you to my girl, Paula." She looked at Paula, Paula looked back at her like, "you DTF or what I haven't got all night." So, in conclusion, they're a married couple who loves banging hot chicks together. Sometimes the chick is down, somethimes they're not. But that's what they do as a married couple. They should teach a damn class. Oh, and why is everyone saying Thicke's pickup line was creepy? It was better than what I would have said. "Hey girl, did you know your name backwards spells 'anal'? What are your thoughts on that?"

 

Pic source = Instagram (it's been deleted of course because you people)

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Taylor Swift Is Gonna Be In A Movie Where She Beats Up Samuel L. JacksonBy toddSeptember 04, 2013

Because stunt casting is a real thing, Taylor Swift has been cast in the movie adaptation of Mark Millar's comic book series, The Secret Service. And in case you want to know if this will suck or not, she plays a martial artist who beats up Samuel L. Jackson. Let that sink in. Mirror reports:

The American singer is the latest big name star to sign-up to director Matthew Vaughn’s huge budget spy caper, The Secret Service, I can reveal. Taylor, 23, who famously dated 1D star Harry Styles prior to their acrimonious split in February, joins a stellar cast including Colin Firth, Samuel L Jackson and Michael Caine. The movie – with a screenplay by Mrs Jonathan Ross Jane Goldman – is described as a 21st Century 007. The multi-Grammy winner’s character escapes after being kidnapped by a villain, played by Samuel L. She begins filming at the end of this year with the film due for release in November 2014. A production source said: “Filming commences in October and will shoot mainly in London and south of France. “Matthew looked at a number of actresses to play the part before settling on Taylor – apparently she was a natural on the big screen. “She’s also someone fresh and unseen in Hollywood terms which was massively appealing. “She will be required to have some heavy-duty martial arts training in order that her character convincingly kick Samuel L Jackson’s butt.

Also, this LOL:

“It will be Taylor’s biggest challenge to date but she cannot wait. “She is also looking forward to working with David Beckham whom she thinks is amazing looking – but taken.”

A martial artists? What's her weapon, a burn book? Is her costume unicorn footie pajamas and her ex-boyfriend's t-shirt covered in tears? Samuel L. Jackon must need a new pool at his house.

Because stunt casting is a real thing, Taylor Swift has been cast in the movie adaptation of Mark Millar's comic book series, The Secret Service. And in case you want…

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