McAvoy and Fassbender Doing Stewart And McKellan Impressions Is The GreatestBy toddMay 30, 2014

 

There's really not much I can say about this video of James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender doing Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan impressions except that it is great.So great that I watched it twice. To make you understand what that mean, a chick just walked into the coffee shop in yoga shorts and I only looked at her once.

  There's really not much I can say about this video of James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender doing Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan impressions except that it is great.So great…

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The MPAA Banned This Poster For ‘Sin City 2’By toddMay 30, 2014
The MPAA Banned This Poster For ‘Sin City 2’

 

The Motion Picture Association of America, and their irrational fear of the female body and orgasm, have took it upon themselves to ban this poster for Sin City 2 that depicts Eva Green and her boobs for being "too racy". Please keep in mind that we all just saw Hugh Jackman's naked ass in X-Men: Days Of Future Past for no other reason than "hey, look. here's Hugh Jackman's naked ass". But you show a hint of titty and the world might collapse on itself. I happen to enjoy breasts a great deal, as do a lot of people. The female form is the most beautiful thing that has ever been created or ever will be created. That's why there's 7 billion of us living here right now. The only reason I ever pull out now is because I'm trying to improve my credit score.

  The Motion Picture Association of America, and their irrational fear of the female body and orgasm, have took it upon themselves to ban this poster for Sin City 2…

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Ex-Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer Bought The Clippers For $2BBy toddMay 30, 2014
Ex-Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer Bought The Clippers For $2B

 

"Now hear me out on this…'The Los Angeles Cliparts'''

 

Yay! Billionaire white dudes ftw.

Steve Ballmer won the bidding war to buy the Clippers for $2 billion, although other NBA owners and possibly Donald Sterling must still approve any sale. But Ballmer clearly has the money to buy the team — he amassed his fortune as a longtime executive of software giant Microsoft Corp. Forbes estimates Ballmer's net worth totals $20 billion, mainly because of the Microsoft stock he owns, ranking him 35th among the world's billionaires This isn't the first time Ballmer has pursued an NBA franchise.

Steve Ballmer has tried twice before to buy an NBA franchise, one time he tried to buy the Milawukee Bucks, so it's pretty clear that he really, really wants to own an NBA team, and it doesn't particulary matter which one. The $2B he paid for the Los Angeles Clippers is almost FOUR TIMES more that the previous record NBA purchase price. I could sit here and say that's a bad business decision, but I pretty much do the same thing at Starbucks everyday,

  "Now hear me out on this…'The Los Angeles Cliparts'''   Yay! Billionaire white dudes ftw. Steve Ballmer won the bidding war to buy the Clippers for $2 billion, although…

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Selena Gomez Was Your Halftime EntertainmentBy toddDecember 02, 2013

I guess I should post these pics of Selena Gomez performing during halftime on Thursday at the Cowboys/ Raiders game, where the Cowboys barely beat the Raiders at home. Great game, you guys. What? The Cowboys have a lot of injuries? Man, that sucks. Paul Walker is injured and he still has a movie coming out next year.

I guess I should post these pics of Selena Gomez performing during halftime on Thursday at the Cowboys/ Raiders game, where the Cowboys barely beat the Raiders at home. Great…
A Moment With Catalina OtalvaroBy toddDecember 02, 2013
A Moment With Catalina Otalvaro

 

So, I was gonna post another story, but then I went on Instragram and saw Catalina Otalvaro in a thong and high heels going up some stairs. There are three words in that last sentence that are three of my favorite words, so if Catalina had been carrying a burrito and going down on that other girl, then I would accuse this photographer of being an evil warlock who can read minds.

  So, I was gonna post another story, but then I went on Instragram and saw Catalina Otalvaro in a thong and high heels going up some stairs. There are…
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Sophie Turner Does Playboy, Not NakedBy toddApril 26, 2011

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Don’t get me wrong, if every woman looked like Sophie Turner there would be no wars or hunger or famine and Jesus would look down and have no need to come back down because he would smile and see that all was good. Look, don’t ask questions. But if you’re gonna do Playboy, do fucking Playboy. What is, this the Nordstrom catalog? The chicks at Playboy put on clothes “after hours”? I don’t get it. Whatever. I’m just glad we broke out a new pose, because you know when you draw on the corner of a bunch of pages then flip the pages really fast then those pictures tell a story? If you stack up all Sophie Turner’s pictures then flip them really fast they tell the story of how her back her arched and her ass is in the air.

Don’t get me wrong, if every woman looked like Sophie Turner there would be no wars or hunger or famine and Jesus would look down and have no need to…

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Olivia Munn Is Hardcore. Not Really.By toddApril 26, 2011

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Daily Show correspondent Olivia Munn was at Caesars Palace Resort and Casino in Las Vegas last week where she was “having the best time” with Ultimate Fighting Championship founder Dana White and supermodel Selita Ebanks. Then she went outside. NY Daily News reports:

The 31-year-old approached a group of “about four others, both men and women,” whom she had been seen with throughout the evening. The crowd stood near “a bunch of tables to the left of the entrance of Pure.” Despite her previously sweet demeanor, Munn “started yelling and swearing,” and apparently didn’t care who heard. “You can go f— yourselves!” she told the group, adding that her “career will go on,” but the slack-jawed group she was addressing was “going to have to kiss peoples’ asses for the rest of [their] lives!” Our eyewitness said initially the group tried to calm the belligerent actress. “It’s okay, we understand,” one woman said nervously to Munn. But efforts to quiet the actress’ outburst fell flat. Those in the group “weren’t really talking much,” said the spywitness, “just listening” to her yelling…”I’m rich!” Munn continued. “I come from a well-off family.”…After Munn had completed her tirade, we’re told, she stormed off, leaving the group in silence and bystanders in shock.

It’s amazing how someone can walk into a Vegas nightclub happy and filled with joy then walk out a few hours later with paranoia and violent mood swings. It’s almost like they did cocaine. The article goes on to say that this incident was due to somebody trying to “manhandle” her friends inside the club and that “profanity to protect them is the least aggressive thing she could have done in the moment.” So, um, what would have been the most aggressive thing? She’s a video game dork in a cocktail dress. Hit A+B+->+-> really fast? Challenge them to a game of Cranium? I guess what I’m saying is that maybe she should shut the fuck up before she’s picking her teeth out of her forehead.

Daily Show correspondent Olivia Munn was at Caesars Palace Resort and Casino in Las Vegas last week where she was “having the best time” with Ultimate Fighting Championship founder Dana…

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