Sophie Turner Does Playboy, Not NakedBy toddApril 26, 2011

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Don’t get me wrong, if every woman looked like Sophie Turner there would be no wars or hunger or famine and Jesus would look down and have no need to come back down because he would smile and see that all was good. Look, don’t ask questions. But if you’re gonna do Playboy, do fucking Playboy. What is, this the Nordstrom catalog? The chicks at Playboy put on clothes “after hours”? I don’t get it. Whatever. I’m just glad we broke out a new pose, because you know when you draw on the corner of a bunch of pages then flip the pages really fast then those pictures tell a story? If you stack up all Sophie Turner’s pictures then flip them really fast they tell the story of how her back her arched and her ass is in the air.

Don’t get me wrong, if every woman looked like Sophie Turner there would be no wars or hunger or famine and Jesus would look down and have no need to…

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Olivia Munn Is Hardcore. Not Really.By toddApril 26, 2011

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Daily Show correspondent Olivia Munn was at Caesars Palace Resort and Casino in Las Vegas last week where she was “having the best time” with Ultimate Fighting Championship founder Dana White and supermodel Selita Ebanks. Then she went outside. NY Daily News reports:

The 31-year-old approached a group of “about four others, both men and women,” whom she had been seen with throughout the evening. The crowd stood near “a bunch of tables to the left of the entrance of Pure.” Despite her previously sweet demeanor, Munn “started yelling and swearing,” and apparently didn’t care who heard. “You can go f— yourselves!” she told the group, adding that her “career will go on,” but the slack-jawed group she was addressing was “going to have to kiss peoples’ asses for the rest of [their] lives!” Our eyewitness said initially the group tried to calm the belligerent actress. “It’s okay, we understand,” one woman said nervously to Munn. But efforts to quiet the actress’ outburst fell flat. Those in the group “weren’t really talking much,” said the spywitness, “just listening” to her yelling…”I’m rich!” Munn continued. “I come from a well-off family.”…After Munn had completed her tirade, we’re told, she stormed off, leaving the group in silence and bystanders in shock.

It’s amazing how someone can walk into a Vegas nightclub happy and filled with joy then walk out a few hours later with paranoia and violent mood swings. It’s almost like they did cocaine. The article goes on to say that this incident was due to somebody trying to “manhandle” her friends inside the club and that “profanity to protect them is the least aggressive thing she could have done in the moment.” So, um, what would have been the most aggressive thing? She’s a video game dork in a cocktail dress. Hit A+B+->+-> really fast? Challenge them to a game of Cranium? I guess what I’m saying is that maybe she should shut the fuck up before she’s picking her teeth out of her forehead.

Daily Show correspondent Olivia Munn was at Caesars Palace Resort and Casino in Las Vegas last week where she was “having the best time” with Ultimate Fighting Championship founder Dana…

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