Dina Lohan Got A DUIBy toddSeptember 13, 2013
Dina Lohan Got A DUI

 

Since the House of Lohan will fall unless one of them is drunk, I guess it's all up to Dina Lohan now. TMZ reports:

Dina Lohan was arrested for drunk driving in Long Island, NY last night … and cops say her blood alcohol level was more than TWICE the legal limit. Lindsay Lohan's 50-year-old mother was pulled over on the Northern State Parkway by New York State Police around 11 pm Thursday night … after she was allegedly going 77mph in a 55 in her white BMW. During the stop, cops say she appeared intoxicated — and tested her blood alcohol level, which registered at .20 — more than twice the legal limit of .08. According to officials, "Lohan made an allegation that she was injured during the course of the arrest" … but when medical personnel responded to the scene and determined she was fine, Dina "recanted her claim."   Lohan was hauled to a nearby station where she was booked on two counts of driving while intoxicated and one count of speeding. After posing for a squinty-eyed mug shot, Lohan was released to a sober 3rd party. So far, no word on WHO picked up Lohan from the station. Lohan is due back in court later this month.

This wouldn't be a Lohan story without drama, so of course Dina made up a story that the police injured her and had to recant because only Lindsay can lie and get away with it. They should give her license back and tell her she can only drive at night in Colorado.

  Since the House of Lohan will fall unless one of them is drunk, I guess it's all up to Dina Lohan now. TMZ reports: Dina Lohan was arrested for…

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This Is Supposed To Be Britney SpearsBy toddSeptember 13, 2013
This Is Supposed To Be Britney Spears

 

I don't know who is responsible for making Britney Spears look like this for the cover of "Work Bitch", but they should have given her a unicorn horn and lasers for eyes just to fully drive the point home that this was Photoshopped.

  I don't know who is responsible for making Britney Spears look like this for the cover of "Work Bitch", but they should have given her a unicorn horn and…

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Kim Kardashian Is Devastated You Guys Are Calling Her FatBy toddSeptember 13, 2013

Because I assume he's just happy somebody wanted interview him, Kim Kardashian's stepbrother, Brody Jenner, says he is upset how cruelly  the media treated Kim (HAHAHAHAHA)  when she was pregnant and gained enough weight for five babies. He also said it gave her lots of sads. Take it away, Radar Online:

“A lot of very cruel things were written about her,” Brody, who was prominently featured on this past season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, told the U.K.’s Now magazine. “When you’re pregnant it should be a great stage in your life and you shouldn’t have to go to every newsstand and see pictures and headlines saying: ‘Kim’s a whale.’” He gave insight as to how rough things got, saying that “for a while, Kim was all bummed out with all the ridicule she was getting about her weight during her pregnancy … it was definitely getting to her. “I know it upset her — it should have been one of the happiest times of her life and it wasn’t,” the hunky star of The Hills said. “People gain weight when they’re pregnant and there’s nothing wrong with that. It upset me to read some things about her.”

Look, yes, a woman gains weight while she's pregnant. It's gross and stuff, but that's what happens when another human being is growing inside of you. But most women aren't trying to squeeze their fetus into things like this and this. And, brace yourself, this. Also, when you and your mom continually manipulate the media by putting you on the cover of every magazine in a bikini and it looks like Pixar did the post work, expect some backlash when you gain 200 pounds. Babies aren't some magical force fields that deflect jokes about your weight. Sorry. People put babies in barrels now. If they had any special powers, they would probably try to destroy the barels with their minds instead of making you feel better when you eat chocolate pizza.

 

Note: Why pictures of Kendall Jenner in tiny shorts instead Kim Kardashian? Bro. Never ask me that question again.

Because I assume he's just happy somebody wanted interview him, Kim Kardashian's stepbrother, Brody Jenner, says he is upset how cruelly  the media treated Kim (HAHAHAHAHA)  when she was pregnant…

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