Lady Gaga Is MistakenBy toddJuly 07, 2009

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In an interview with Maxim, the visual dry heave Lady Gaga says that you want to see her vagina. Seriously. Maxim (via FoxNews):

My concerts are about me being very private in public, but I’m very protective. My apartment is my stage, and my bedroom is my stage—they’re just not stages you’re allowed to see. When you let a bunch of people in there, they f*** with that energy and it becomes a circus. Put it another way: Everybody wants me to show my vagina to the world all the time. And the truth is, I don’t have to.

Lady Gaga looks like a female Gargamel impersonator, so no, no I really don’t want to see her vagina. Sorry. I live a block away from drunk college vagina who all want to live in my building, so I’m not really staying up nights thinking about how to sneak into Lady Gaga’s house. Unless I can pull out a treasure map or it can read my fortune, I’m not really sure what it’s supposed to do for me.

In an interview with Maxim, the visual dry heave Lady Gaga says that you want to see her vagina. Seriously. Maxim (via FoxNews): My concerts are about me being very…

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Lindsay Is Getting SuedBy toddJuly 07, 2009
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Hey, remember Lindsay Lohan’s self-tanning line, Sevin Nyne, the formula she claimed to have co-created with some other chick? Yeah, so, you really didn’t believe that did you? St. Petersburg Times reports:

A lawsuit filed in Tampa federal court says Lohan and a Nevada woman stole the formula for Sevin Nyne from a St. Petersburg chemist named Jennifer Sunday. Lohan launched the tanning mist spray this summer, taking credit for co-creating it over the past three years with Lorit Simon, a Las Vegas businesswoman who air-brushes tans for celebrities. Impossible, says Sunday’s attorney, Marcia Cohen, who told the St. Petersburg Times that her client only recently completed the ingredients used in Sevin Nyne. “We are certainly looking for the profits that are being generated right now from that product,” Cohen said Monday. “If Ms. Lohan and Ms. Simon and their companies and their shareholders are profiting from the theft of my client’s formula and are profiting from that product, my client is entitled to those proceeds.” A publicist for Lohan couldn’t be reached Monday, and Simon didn’t respond to an e-mail seeking comment. Sunday is suing Lohan, Simon, and Simon’s company for breach of contract, theft of trade secrets, civil conspiracy, intentional interference with contractual relations and deceptive and unfair trade practices. Simon signed a confidentiality agreement in January with Sunday’s company, White Wave International Labs. A copy of the agreement was included in the lawsuit. The suit says Simon and Sunday had been negotiating over samples of the tanning mist, but the sides couldn’t agree on a price. “The next thing we know, Lorit Simon and Lindsay Lohan are partnering and Ms. Lohan is taking credit for developing this formula, which she indeed had no role in,” Cohen said.

It would be awesome to be in court when a crack head and some chick who spray tans people in the mall ramble on about how they developed a chemical formula in a lab to make people tan. I give it about five minutes before the judge activates the trap door and releases the scorpions.

Lindsay pimping “her” tan line(s) last week in Vegas:

Hey, remember Lindsay Lohan’s self-tanning line, Sevin Nyne, the formula she claimed to have co-created with some other chick? Yeah, so, you really didn’t believe that did you? St. Petersburg…

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210 DiamondsBy toddJuly 06, 2009

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Kevin Jonas, one third of the gay Disney made pop band, The Jonas Brothers, proposed to this girlfriend last week, and oh my fucking God. People reports:

When Kevin Jonas asked his girlfriend Danielle Deleasa to marry him early Wednesday morning, she was too stunned to notice the one-of-a-kind diamond ring he designed for her. “I didn’t see the ring for a while because I couldn’t believe what he just asked me,” Deleasa told PEOPLE. “I was looking at him, like “Are you serious? When he pulled out that ring, I was like ‘Oh gosh.’ I said something like ‘Oh my God,’ and then I started crying.” But once she wiped away her tears of joy — and said yes over and over again — what she saw before her was a three-carat cushion-cut diamond set in platinum above double shank band with 210 round pave diamonds, according to Angela Arabo, Jacob & Co vice president, who worked with Kevin to design the ring. The star “had done his homework,” Arabo said. “He knew exactly what he wanted.” The two collaborated over the phone and email. “When he got the ring, he called me and said it was the most beautiful ring and it was exactly how he imagined. He was really excited. He couldn’t wait to propose to her.”

210 diamonds?! What the hell? I’m not an expert on buying engagement rings, but unless he can get to Narnia through this chick’s vagina, I’m gonna go ahead and say 210 diamonds might be a little overboard.

Kevin Jonas, one third of the gay Disney made pop band, The Jonas Brothers, proposed to this girlfriend last week, and oh my fucking God. People reports: When Kevin Jonas…

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He Turned Down Megan FoxBy toddJuly 06, 2009

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When she’s pretending not to be in love with Brian Austin Green, Megan Fox has to travel to find somebody she really wants to fuck. Specifically, Korean star, Rain. He turned her down. Yahoo! reports:

According to media reports, Fox has spoke numerously about her admiration for Rain while on the movie promotional tour. And that was not just a comment made by Fox; she has indeed extended a dinner date to Rain through her manager but was rejected by the Korean star who was “not interested”. Yet, the rejection did not wound her pride and ironically, it has built up stronger interest of Rain in Fox who recently criticized the comparison of herself to Angelina Jolie. According to reports, Fox loves such challenges and has no plans to give up. She would continue extending her invite to Rain, hoping that he would agree to meet up someday.

Man, maybe that’s what I should do. It seems to be working for this guy. I guess cutting out that homeless guy’s heart and sending it to her on Valentine’s Day and sneaking into her house to smell her clothes wasn’t as romantic as I thought. Whatever, Megan. My grandma says it makes me a charming boy!

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