Jon Hamm Went To Rehab For AlcoholBy toddMarch 25, 2015

You’ve probably read this story already, because stories like this are exciting and fun! Anyway, if you haven’t read it, Jon Hamm went to rehab for alcohol abuse. Not sure if you caught that in the headline or not.

Jon Hamm completed a 30-day rehab program for alcohol abuse, just days before the premiere of the last season of “Mad Men.” We’re told Hamm checked himself into Silver Hill Hospital in New Canaan, Connecticut at the end of February. It’s a high-end facility. The final season is already in the can.  Hamm’s people tell TMZ, “With the support of his longtime partner Jennifer Westfeldt, Jon Hamm recently completed treatment for his struggle with alcohol addiction. They have asked for privacy and sensitivity going forward.”

Mad Men jokes aside, I’m just glad he didn’t join AA, because they’re worst than Mormons. Now, I don’t want a pamphlet or think modest is hottest. Please pedal away.

You’ve probably read this story already, because stories like this are exciting and fun! Anyway, if you haven’t read it, Jon Hamm went to rehab for alcohol abuse. Not sure…

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So Mila Kunis Bounced Back QuickBy toddFebruary 03, 2015

Mila Kunis without makeup is basically the Russian remake of The Ring, so imagine that face walking around pregnant. But good news: she’s no longer pregnant and put on makeup for the Jupiter Ascending premiere last night. These pictures are probably why Ashton Kutcher will get her pregnant again. Women and their wily tricks! Also, I have a friend at Sundance who said mostly everybody walked out of the screening, because Robert Redford didn’t have the necessary insurance if people died of laughter from watching Channing Tatum in a mesh tank top and eyeliner.

Mila Kunis without makeup is basically the Russian remake of The Ring, so imagine that face walking around pregnant. But good news: she’s no longer pregnant and put on makeup…

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Rihanna Posted Some Of The “FourFiveSeconds” VideoBy toddFebruary 03, 2015
Rihanna Posted Some Of The “FourFiveSeconds” Video

 

Remember that song “FourFiveSeconds” Rihanna dropped with Kanye and that new guy Paul McCartney? It’s pretty dope. Anyway, Rihanna posted a sneak peek of the video on Instagram last night. I hope Paul McCartney wins and this video looks great so far, but I think Missy Elliot is a lock for Best New Artist.

 

 

  Remember that song “FourFiveSeconds” Rihanna dropped with Kanye and that new guy Paul McCartney? It’s pretty dope. Anyway, Rihanna posted a sneak peek of the video on Instagram last…

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AshleyInLA Says World Peace, LinksBy toddFebruary 02, 2015

Maybe Josie Cunningham shouldn’t get drunk in public  (VERY NSFWTaxi Driver Movie

Even Waffle House doesn’t make Kanye West happy Dlisted

Bar Refaeli loves her boobs more than you  Celebslam

Miss any of the Super Bowl commercials? Well, here you go  The Superficial

Scarlett Johansson has a new lesbian haircut  Hollywood Tuna

Luci Ford won the Super Bowl  Drunken Stepfather

Nicole Meyer’s bikini will melt your eyeballs  Popoholic

Be a cool kid and check out Ashley’s site. Buy her a gift. AshleyInLA

Maybe Josie Cunningham shouldn’t get drunk in public  (VERY NSFW)  Taxi Driver Movie Even Waffle House doesn’t make Kanye West happy Dlisted Bar Refaeli loves her boobs more than you …

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I Guess Jessica Biel Is PregnantBy toddFebruary 02, 2015
I Guess Jessica Biel Is Pregnant

 

I guess we kinda already knew Jessica Biel was pregnant, but Justin Timberlake removed any doubt about it when he posted this pic on Instagram this weekend. I mean, unless this isn’t Jessica Biel and he was using a stand in. Maybe it’s Lance Bass. We really don’t know for sure. Britney Spears might photoshop her head in later.

  I guess we kinda already knew Jessica Biel was pregnant, but Justin Timberlake removed any doubt about it when he posted this pic on Instagram this weekend. I mean,…

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The More You KnowBy toddFebruary 02, 2015

Christ. Like I don’t even know where to start. As expected, Katy Perry had no business performing at the Super Bowl halftime show. I was just a bunch of bright, shiny things to distract you from the fact that lip-synching chick with the weave is a mediocre talent with a big rack who sells a lot of albums because America is mostly dumb. Lenny Kravitz was probably on beach right at dawn scrubbing his soul with a rock, but at least Katy Perry was just an opening act for Missy Elliot. I would say the halftime show was as depressing as the commercials, but you can’t really compete with amputees and dead kids if you’re trying to depress someone. I was seriously waiting for a Wendy’s commercial where they shot a puppy in the head and euthanized a homeless man to promote their new Frosty campaign.

 

Check out the whole performance after the jump. I like the part where Katy Perry tries to learn Missy Elliot’s dance routine on the stage.

 

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Christ. Like I don’t even know where to start. As expected, Katy Perry had no business performing at the Super Bowl halftime show. I was just a bunch of bright,…

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They’re Serious About This Katy Perry Superbowl ThingBy toddJanuary 30, 2015

I thought somebody at the NFL would realize they said “Katy Perry” when they announced the halftime show performer then issue a written apology, but it looks like we’re stuck with listening to a prerecorded track filled with lyrics that make you dumb (seriously, her lyrics are fucking dumb) while you’re packing your bowl for the 3rd quarter. So here she is at the Pepsi Super Bowl XLIX Halftime Show press conference. She confirmed she hates Taylor Swift and said she wants her halftime performance to be “quintessential Katy”, whatever the fuck that means. Hoping we stare at her rack long enough so we notice her glass eye? I guess it’s worked so far.

I thought somebody at the NFL would realize they said “Katy Perry” when they announced the halftime show performer then issue a written apology, but it looks like we’re stuck…

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Suge Knight Killed A Dude On A Movie SetBy toddJanuary 30, 2015
Suge Knight Killed A Dude On A Movie Set

 

Life tip: stop inviting Suge Knight to things.

Multiple witnesses tell us a movie shoot — involving Ice Cube and Dr. Dre — was going down when Suge pulled up in his car. We’re told security told Suge to leave and that’s when trouble began. A fight broke out between Suge and 2 men. Suge got back into his car, took the wheel and threw the vehicle in reverse … and ran over a man who suffered fatal injuries. It’s unclear at this point if the victim was connected to the movie. A source close to Cube tells us production had wrapped when the fight went down … and he and Dre were not on set. Sources connected with Suge tell TMZ … the 2 men who fought Suge were the instigators. Our sources say Suge was scared because he’s in frail health — in addition to being shot 6 times last summer, he recently almost died from a blood clot.  The victim is Terry Carter, who we’re told is a friend of Suge’s who arrived with him at the scene — he works at a local tow truck company in Compton — and witnesses say he’s “an OG in the neighborhood.” Our sources say Carter was in the process of walking to the passenger door of Suge’s vehicle, but happened to be in the rear when Suge gunned it.

There’s a Native American legend that says if you see an owl or Suge Knight, that means someone is going to die, but that shouldn’t be an issue on other movies shot in Compton, because Knight has been arrested for felony murder. I don’t know what’s next, but he should pay Bill Belichick to talk at his press conference.

  Life tip: stop inviting Suge Knight to things. Multiple witnesses tell us a movie shoot — involving Ice Cube and Dr. Dre — was going down when Suge pulled up in…

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