Megan Fox Is In A Call Of Duty CommercialBy toddNovember 04, 2013

 

I'll never really understand why people play video games with headsets on and pretend they're soldiers or whatever, because soldiers usually don't get their guns taken away by their moms if they fail another chemistry test. Weird. Anyway, there's a game where you can pretend you're a soldier out now and it's called Call Of Duty: Ghosts, and they put Megan Fox and her fine ass in the commercial because they realize who actually plays these games. If you're pretending you're an elite operative fighting a technologically-superior global power to survive after America has been destroyed, I guess pretending Megan Fox thinking that would be attractive wouldn't be that much of a stretch. Happy shooting, nerds.

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Courtney Stodden Is SingleBy toddNovember 04, 2013

Aw, man. Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson are getting divorced. Just another blow for the make believe phrase "sanctity of marriage". I really thought these two kids would last. Radar Online reports:

The Teen Bride has made a bold move and is ending her three-year marriage to her much-older husband, Green Mile star Doug Hutchison RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned. “Courtney has called it quits on her marriage,” a source close to the controversial couple explained. “She is done with him and he’s totally heartbroken,” the source told Radar….“Everything with Courtney and Doug is so contrived, but he wasn’t with her at her Halloween party and she’s always doing things by herself lately. He just isn’t part of the scene anymore now. They’ll probably stage a photo opp just to pretend they’re still together though.” Sources close to the situation have indicated Stodden is not yet prepared to publicly announce the split, as they fear it could jeopardize the potential for a reality show which would focus on her attempts to find a new love. “But it’s over,” said a source.

This blockquote sounds like a fourth draft by her publicist. Doug Hutchinson probably left her after he found out she had two grandkids.

Aw, man. Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson are getting divorced. Just another blow for the make believe phrase "sanctity of marriage". I really thought these two kids would last. Radar…

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Justin Bieber Loves Brown HookersBy toddNovember 04, 2013
Justin Bieber Loves Brown Hookers

 

I guess he's still trying to bang away the pain of Selena Gomez leaving him, because Justin Bieber is now banging every brown hooker he can throw money at while on tour (see pics of the daring escape here). Good times. Page Six reports:

Justin Bieber tried to sneak out of a brothel in Brazil while covered in a sheet Friday — but photographers caught him red-handed. The 19-year-old pop star and a friend spent more than three hours in the popular whorehouse Centauros in Rio de Janeiro — before leaving with two women, sources said.  He jumped into the back seat of a car while the women, who covered their faces, were put in SUVs and escorted back to his hotel. Bieber’s security team covered him with a bedsheet bearing the sex den’s logo as he walked out of the establishment — and one of his handlers sprayed photographers with water, demanding they stop snapping, sources said.  The fotogs, who had been tipped off about Bieber’s visit to the whorehouse, confirmed it was the singer through his security team. The Biebs was also identified by his gray wraparound wrist tattoo, which is visible in some photos, and his signature sneakers, sources said. Bieber was later kicked out of the hotel for breaking rules, the Brazilian news Web site EGO reported. But another source insisted that Bieber left because hordes of fans mobbed the place, a creating a “security issue.’’ Sources at the hotel claimed he and his crew had for days been partying, doing drugs and disturbing people, according to EGO…..

Bieber’s trip to the brothel comes after he allegedly spent the night with a hooker in Panama last week, the Panamanian newspaper Cronicas reported. A prostitute told the paper that Biebs paid her $500 for sex after the two met at a nightclub in Panama City. He took her back to his hotel room and the two smoked weed, she told the paper. After the sex, he returned her to the club, where she met back up with friends, she said.

We really can't be sure if he had sex with any hookers, because this is all circumstantial and speculative of course. He probably made them recite lines from Wizards Of Waverly Place while jerked off a cried. And then they painted each others toenails or something. Then maybe they braided a pony's hair. Then Justin made them watch while he did ten pushups. Whoa, ten?! Such a big boy!

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Kanye West Doesn’t Want A PrenupBy toddOctober 23, 2013

Proving once again that his lyrics are hollow and meaningless, Kanye West is reportedly refusing to ask Kim Kardashian for a prenup even though she's already been married twice for a total of 3 years and 72 days. I'm sure he has nothing to worry about. HollywoodLife reports:

Kanye is so overjoyed that Kim has agreed to be his wife, and the last thing on his mind right now is money. He ‘loves Kim too much’ to even think about asking his beautiful bride-to-be to sign a prenup! Kanye West has been waiting for this moment for so long and he doesn’t want to do anything to ruin his happiness with his new fiance, Kim Kardashian, 33. The Yeezus artist thinks it would be “tacky” and “awkward” to get a prenup — he just wants to celebrate their love instead, a source tells HollywoodLife.com. Read on for all the EXCLUSIVE details! So sweet! Kanye, 36, is really showing how much he loves and trusts Kim by refusing to get a prenup, a source tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY. “Kanye’s in love with Kim to the point of infatuation. It’s scary because the love is so powerful, Kanye doesn’t even want to have a prenup,” the source says. “He thinks it’s tacky and he doesn’t want to offend Kim or make anything seem awkward. He loves Kim too much for that to even cross his mind. He thinks of his money and his accomplishments and hers and he wants to share them with her — no strings attached.”

Authorities haven't determined what kind of mind-altering poison Kris Jenner has been soaking Kanye's leather skirts in yet, but if my net worth was $100M, you could pretty much guarantee nobody named "Kardashian" would be even able to smell it. Or look at it through bulletproof glass. It's gonna be pretty sad a few months after the wedding when he's fleeing from paparazzi and his brakes go out then Kim Kardarshian's new perfume is made with brake fluid.

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