Nicki Minaj Called Adele “Mad Ratchet”By toddJanuary 14, 2016
Nicki Minaj Called Adele “Mad Ratchet”


In case you don’t have any single chick friends on Facebook, you may not have seen Adele on The Late Late Show with James Corden doing his carpool karaoke. She also raps Nicki Minaj’s “Monster”. Nicki Minaj was a big fan, big fan.

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Coke’s Super Bowl Ad Is Scaring White PeopleBy toddFebruary 03, 2014

 

Conservative white people love being scared. That's why you never see more than three Native Americans together at one time, and that's pretty much the reason the 2nd Amendment was created. Anyway, Coke is now apparently a malicious threat to your liberty and the foundation of our democracy because they had a bunch of kids singing "America The Beautiful" in different languages. Obviously its just another subversive plot by the Obama administration to shove diversity and harmony down our throats. Take it away Brietbart:

Executives at Coca Cola thought it was a good idea to run a 60 second Super Bowl ad featuring children singing "America the Beautiful" – a deeply Christian patriotic anthem whose theme is unity – in several foreign languages. The ad also prominently features a gay couple. Conservatives instantly lit up social media with objections, with many vowing to boycott the soda company's products. “If we cannot be proud enough as a country to sing 'American the Beautiful' in English in a commercial during the Super Bowl, by a company as American as they come — doggone we are on the road to perdition," said former GOP Rep. Allen West.The lyrics of the song, written in 1893 by Wellesley College Professor Katherine Lee Bates, ask God to grant America “brotherhood / From sea to shining sea.” As far as the executives at Coca Cola are concerned, however, the United States of America is no longer a nation ruled by the Constitution and American traditions in which English is the language of government. It is not a nation governed in the Anglo-American tradition of liberty. It is instead a nation governed by some all inclusive multi-cultural synthesis of the various forms of government in the world, as expressed by the multiple languages used in the Super Bowl ad to sing a uniquely American hymn that celebrates our heritage….The old “America the Beautiful” is beautiful because of the blessings God had heaped on it and because its government offers “liberty in law,” while aspiring for togetherness. Coca Cola's America is beautiful because of the differences in its people. When the company used such an iconic song, one often sung in churches on the 4th of July that represents the old “E Pluribus Unum” view of how American society is integrated, to push multiculturalism down our throats, it's no wonder conservatives were outraged.

You can skip the blockquote if you want, because I already pressed 1 for scared white person, and it translates to "since everybody in this commercial wasn't white and putting on a American flag pin and tying a yellow ribbon around their Jesus fish car magnet while singing in English, this is offensive to tradional Americans because oh god look at all these brown people walking around outside we can't stop them I think my daughter is having sex with one oh Jesus America guns founding fathers." That's pretty much it. White conservatives didn't see something onscreen that represented them, so it scared and offended them.  And pretty please, with fructose sugar on top, stop bringing up the Founding Fathers. You have no idea what would offend or scare them if they were alive today. Actually, I do. You know what would scare the Founding Fathers if they were alive today? Airplanes. Robots. Your iPhone. Ninja turtles. Humans singing the praises of the American dream from sea to shining sea? Not so much. Not to point out the obvious here, but the world doesn't go away when you close your eyes. You can build your fence and bunker if you want, but we'll all be outside having a Coke and a smile.

  Conservative white people love being scared. That's why you never see more than three Native Americans together at one time, and that's pretty much the reason the 2nd Amendment…
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Floyd Mayweather Didn’t Bet $10M On The BroncosBy toddFebruary 03, 2014
Floyd Mayweather Didn’t Bet $10M On The Broncos

 

One out of every three Facebook statuses on my timeline last night was a picture saying boxer Floyd Mayweather bet $10.4M on the Denver Broncos to win the Super Bowl. So instead of belonging to "Less Money Team', he's still on "Money Team'. Oh, and stop sharing that picture. It's unseemly. Mashable reports:

Congratulations to the Seattle Seahawks for winning the Super Bowl. For the record, I did NOT bet $10 million on The Broncos. As a matter of fact, I didn't bet at alI. I can't control what rumors are put out there. But good or bad publicity keeps me relevant. The only thing I would bet $10 million on is MYSELF because from the looks of my record, I'm a guaranteed WIN!!! I’m focused on that, my company www.themoneyteam.com and my tech investments.

I know this might be a disappointment to some of you, but before you throw your thermos across the office, please understand that you were excited over the thought of a person you never met losing $10M. Step outside. Go hug a loved one. Because I'm sorry for whatever happened to you for that to make you happy.

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Farrah Abraham Just Made ‘High Six Figures’ On Her PornBy toddApril 29, 2013
Farrah Abraham Just Made ‘High Six Figures’ On Her Porn

 

In case you're still on the fence on whether you can make millions by simply just having a vagina that you're willing to stuff on camera, Farrah Abraham just closed a deal with Vivid to sell her porn she made with James Deen. The feminists don't like to tell you that you can do that. TMZ reports:

Even though Farrah said she was considering other offers … sources close to the situation tell TMZ, Farrah finally inked a deal with Vivid … for close to a million dollars. Yes, nearly ONE MILLION DOLLARS. Not only that, we've learned the 70-minute-long skin flick will be titled:  "Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom."

Excellent work, America. Who cares that most of you are stupid? Just have a baby in high school, become famous, then have sex with a porn star and cash a check for a million dollars. That shining city on the hill is mostly strip clubs and check cashing places. Love it or leave it, commie!


 
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Does God Have A Plan For Tim Tebow?By toddApril 29, 2013

To be cut. His plan is for him to be cut by the Jets. USA Today reports:

Tebow was informed Monday morning when he arrived at the team's facility he'll be waived, and the team put out a statement: "We have a great deal of respect for Tim Tebow," said Jets head coach Rex Ryan. "Unfortunately, things did not work out the way we all had hoped. Tim is an extremely hard worker, evident by the shape he came back in this offseason (losing weight). We wish him the best moving forward." Tebow will now have to pass through waivers. Teams will have until 4 p.m. ET Tuesday to put in claims for him.

It's pretty hard to understand how a player who can't play quarterback in the NFL is on an NFL roster as a quarterback, but it looks like that experiment is over. If you can't take a job away from Mark Sanchez, then I really don't know what to tell you. All this means is that Tebow gets a headstart to open his megachurch. So don't feel bad for Tebow. He'll be getting a pay raise.

To be cut. His plan is for him to be cut by the Jets. USA Today reports: Tebow was informed Monday morning when he arrived at the team's facility he'll…

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Gwen Stefani Is Miley Cyrus, LinksBy toddApril 29, 2013

Lindsay Lohan's See Through Blouse (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Hey, Remember Tila Tequila? She Thinks She’s A Wizard Now [The Superficial]
It’s A Mega Drool-Inducing Julianne Hough And Nina Dobrev Bikini Team-Up! [Popoholic]

Kendall Jenner's Ass In A Bikini [MyEx]
Ashley Tisdale Works It Good! [Hollywood Tuna]
The $17 Million Rhode Island Mansion That Dozens Of Break-Up Songs Bought [Dlisted]
TIP: Don't bang your husband's best friend the night before your wedding (NSFW) [MyEx]
Need To Take Your Own Breathalyzer? There's A App For That [UDrunkBro]
Miley Cyrus is on the cover of the June issue of Elle (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]
Harry Styles & Kimberly Stewart are dating [Lainey Gossip]
Benedict Cumberbatch on wanting to be a dad, loving England & being ‘middle class’ [Celebitchy]
Sunnery James Proudly Hit Up Miami Beach With Doutzen Kroes [Moe Jackson]
Is Big Wedding terrible or a brilliant satire? [Film Drunk]
Nicole Scherzinger is bouncy [Celebslam]
The OKC Thunder cheerleaders look just fine [COED Magazine]
It’s a Sneak Peek of ‘Arrested Development’ [The Blemish]
So, Nicki Minaj Is An Actress Now? [Evil Beet Gossip]
It’s Official: Jets Fans Say Jets Suck [Crave Online]
Jennifer Aniston refuses to sign a prenup agreement [Popbytes]

Lindsay Lohan's See Through Blouse (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie] Hey, Remember Tila Tequila? She Thinks She’s A Wizard Now [The Superficial] It’s A Mega Drool-Inducing Julianne Hough And Nina…

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Lindsay Lohan Canceled Her Barbara Walters InterviewBy toddNovember 09, 2012



You might want to sit down for this one, but Lindsay Lohan has once again shit all over any idea of doing publicity for a movie she has coming out because someone might ask her questions that she might have to answer. Deadline reports:

Lindsay Lohan’s new PR representatives Rogers & Cowan confirmed tonight that the actress will not be appearing on ABC’s 20/20. Lohan was scheduled to be on the show November 16 for an interview with Walters. A source tells Deadline that Lohan’s new flackery was dissatisfied with the direction ABC wanted to take the interview. The 20/20 stint was to promote Lohan’s upcoming Lifetime movie Liz & Dick in which she portrays Elizabeth Taylor

If we can be honest here, Lindsay really doesn’t need to promote this movie because it will be the highest-rated Lifetime movie ever made. Mostly because people will want to point to the screen and laugh. Especially when Elizabeth Taylor buys a Winnebago so she can cook her famous meth White Diamonds.

You might want to sit down for this one, but Lindsay Lohan has once again shit all over any idea of doing publicity for a movie she has coming out…

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