Katy Perry Has A New Song, GuysBy toddFebruary 08, 2017
Katy Perry Has A New Song, Guys

 

Katy Perry teased her new single, “Chained To The Rhythm”, yesterday. Apparently reggae disco is what we’re doing now.
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  Katy Perry teased her new single, “Chained To The Rhythm”, yesterday. Apparently reggae disco is what we’re doing now.

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More Like Zac What The Ef is Wrong WIth YouBy daveApril 12, 2009

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See that video? You see how they portray our celebrity blogger-ness? As a whole bunch of giggly women who don’t watch Zac Efron movies but totally bitch about them anyway?

Well, outside of the woman thing, that’ basically correct. But I don’t need to watch Zac Efron movies to know the guy isn’t funny. I can watch last night’s Saturday Night Live or the star-filled, yet strangely completely unfunny Funny Or Die video about Zac Efron’s pool party.

Look, dude, you look good an Tween magazines and make boat loads of money, there’s just no reason that I should like you. Rephrase: Zac Efron has never done anything I’ve been remotely interested in, and the stuff that I do end up watching isn’t good.

Though Vanessa Hudgens is pretty attractive, and he keeps that chick in line. Look at her slink behind him on their way to the SNL afterparty at the Heartland Brewery.

See that video? You see how they portray our celebrity blogger-ness? As a whole bunch of giggly women who don’t watch Zac Efron movies but totally bitch about them anyway?…

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Madonna is SadBy toddApril 09, 2009

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Even though she made every day of his life during their marriage a living hell (here) then proceeded to vilify him and attempt to control his every move during their divorce proceedings (here and here), Madonna has reached out to Guy Ritchie with “tearful calls” over her failed adoption attempt. An insider tells The Sun:

“Civil conversations between them have been few and far between in the past year. But over the last week things have improved. Guy had Rocco over for a visit when Em called to see if he was OK, as she always does when she is away from the kids. Rocco was speaking to her and suddenly turned to Guy and said, ‘Daddy, Daddy. Mummy is crying’. He then handed Guy the phone.” Madge was devastated after being told three-year-old Malawi girl Mercy James can’t join her brood — LOURDES, 12, Rocco, eight, and three-year-old DAVID BANDA, who she adopted from Malawi in 2006. The insider continued: “It’s unusual for Em to turn on the waterworks but this has really upset her. Explaining to Rocco why Mercy wasn’t coming home has been difficult. “Guy was incredibly sympathetic, calmed her down and told her to be happy with the family she had.”

Fuck this bitch. I don’t feel sorry for her. Madonna could adopt a hundred black babies in the United States if she wanted to (and seriously, more people should, and those who do should be commended), but that would mean having to condescend to obey such things as “laws” and “due process”. It’s easy when you’re Madonna to bully some guy in an office whose computer is powered by a goat running on a treadmill, but let’s see her try that shit with some old Italian lady behind a desk in NYC. There’s a pretty good chance Madonna would be taken out in the street and stoned.

Even though she made every day of his life during their marriage a living hell (here) then proceeded to vilify him and attempt to control his every move during their…

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AAAAAAHHHH!!!By toddMarch 05, 2009

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I really need to consult the oracle to find out why Cameron Diaz is famous. She can’t act, she’s a well-documented delusional bitch (ex. 1 of 4,200), and she looks like something that just punched out of a grave. Christ, if I saw this walking out of a building I wouldn’t know whether to stab it in the brain or take it to my lab and study it. Why did you come here?! What do you want with us??!!!

I really need to consult the oracle to find out why Cameron Diaz is famous. She can’t act, she’s a well-documented delusional bitch (ex. 1 of 4,200), and she looks…

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O Hai, Links!By daveMarch 05, 2009

Angelina Jolie looks happy and…blonde?… on the Washington D.C. set of Salt [BadandUgly]

Meanwhile, Jennifer Aniston insists she’s over Brad, the big fat liar. [ImNotObsessed]

Did you ever want to see some guy stick his tongue in Paris Hilton‘s mouth? If not, I wouldn’t click this disgusting link. [ICYDK]

Lindsay Lohan is selling her NYC apartment. If I can, I’ll try to get some leftover DNA to make my brainless sex-clone. [FatBackMedia]

Michael Jackson is going on tour again, ’cause he’s broke. Why am I not excited? [Gawker]

Julie Ferrier let a nipple fly during the Cesar Awards. Site NSFW [TaxiDriverMovie]

Did Heidi Kulm have some sort of photoshoot with her own panties? And topless fans? WTF? [SocialiteLife]

Rachel Bilson is (more…)

Angelina Jolie looks happy and…blonde?… on the Washington D.C. set of Salt [BadandUgly] Meanwhile, Jennifer Aniston insists she’s over Brad, the big fat liar. [ImNotObsessed] Did you ever want to…

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