Emily Ratajkowski Is For Regret DayBy toddNovember 24, 2017
Emily Ratajkowski Is For Regret Day

 

Hey, friends. I hope everyone had a chill Thanksgiving and didn’t ruin everybody’s time by talking politics like some kind of idiot with a printed off topic list you found on Twitter. Nobody wanted to hear how you’ve been radicalized. America is pretty racist. Telling your racist uncle that won’t change that. Shut up and eat. I’m still in sweatpants as I write this, and probably won’t be able to eat food again until Tuesday, but I’ll make exceptions depending on what you mean by “eat”. Enter Emily Ratajkowski. She spent Thanksgiving on some kind of island in a bikini and took a lot of pictures like she usually does. But yes, going back to what I was saying about eating I would put the gravy I have in the tupperware on this.

 

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  Hey, friends. I hope everyone had a chill Thanksgiving and didn’t ruin everybody’s time by talking politics like some kind of idiot with a printed off topic list you…

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Mother’s Day Dump 05.14.2017By toddMay 14, 2017

Gurl bye

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It’s Mother’s Day, so shout out to all the mother’s out there. I hope you called yours, and if your mom isn’t here, call somebody else’s. They’ll appreciate it. Also, I’m not sure if Demi Rose has plans to be a mother at some point, but I would very much like to discuss that with her.

 

Gurl bye A post shared by Demi Rose (@demirosemawby) on May 13, 2017 at 12:26pm PDT   It’s Mother’s Day, so shout out to all the mother’s out there. I…

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Here’s The Miss USA 2017 Bikini PrelimsBy toddMay 12, 2017

To make up for the Miley Cyrus and Amy Schumer posts, here’s some pics of the Miss USA 2017 contestants in bikinis. Do I really need to say anything about these? Wait, I do. Miss Maryland and Miss New Jersey and Miss Arkansas. How y’all doin?

To make up for the Miley Cyrus and Amy Schumer posts, here’s some pics of the Miss USA 2017 contestants in bikinis. Do I really need to say anything about…
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Kendall Jenner’s Ass Did The Met GalaBy toddMay 03, 2017
Kendall Jenner’s Ass Did The Met Gala

 

You can’t really have an event where rich people dress up and not have a Kardashian or a Jenner show up without their asses hanging out, so it really shouldn’t come as a surprise that Kendall Jenner wore this dress. Kris usually asks Kim to do this, but Kim looks like Kim now, and Khloe couldn’t do it because she’s currently filming the Jurassic World sequel. A source told me she’s in a scene where a goat is tied to a stick but then the accidentally cut the power to Khloe’s fence.

 

  You can’t really have an event where rich people dress up and not have a Kardashian or a Jenner show up without their asses hanging out, so it really…

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Emily Ratajkowski Did Lingerie/Met GalaBy toddMay 02, 2017
Emily Ratajkowski Did Lingerie/Met Gala

 

I could legit post about Emily Ratajkowski every day, because have you seen her body? You’ve seen her body, right? (NSFW)  Did you see the post below this? I need to get something up immediately to cover that up. Not even sure why I even posted that. Things were going so well.

 

Morning

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Here she is at the Met Gala last night. This dress is an affront of what I’m trying to do with traffic.

 

  I could legit post about Emily Ratajkowski every day, because have you seen her body? You’ve seen her body, right? (NSFW)  Did you see the post below this? I…

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Selena Gomez And The Weeknd Did The Met Gala TogetherBy toddMay 02, 2017
Selena Gomez And The Weeknd Did The Met Gala Together

 

Bella Hadid showed like half her titty yesterday, then Selena Gomez and The Weeknd did their first red(?) carpet together at the Met Gala last night. Pretty rude, to be honest.  Anyway, they look pretty happy. Maybe it’s love, or maybe he got her into drugs. Probably both.

 

  Bella Hadid showed like half her titty yesterday, then Selena Gomez and The Weeknd did their first red(?) carpet together at the Met Gala last night. Pretty rude, to…

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Rihanna Wore This To The Met GalaBy toddMay 02, 2017
Rihanna Wore This To The Met Gala

 

Maybe because I’m not gay or woman, but when I saw what Rihanna wore to the Met Gala last night, my mind wasn’t blown and I didn’t use all caps in a tweet. Rihanna could pretty much wear anything and still look hot as hell, so maybe whatever this is was supposed to remind us of that. Also a good reminder? The Internet never takes long.

 

No y’all didn’t

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The ‘Suicide Squad’ Press Tour & LinksBy toddJuly 27, 2016
The ‘Suicide Squad’ Press Tour & Links


Yeah, so Jennifer Garner might be pregnant   [  The Superficial   ]

Ireland Baldwin topless in Treats   (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie   

Ariel Winter got into a car accident  (NSFW site)  [  The Nip Slip  ] 

The next Kate Upton?  [  Hollywood Tuna   ]

Kate Hudson hit up Greece in a bikini  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

So Nina Dobrev is really doing this movie, huh?  [  Moe Jackson   ] 

Taylor Swift will have somebody killed over this   [  Dlisted  ]

Hilary Duff with the mom jeans  [  Popoholic   ]

More Suicide Squad news [ IDLYITW ]


Yeah, so Jennifer Garner might be pregnant   [  The Superficial   ] Ireland Baldwin topless in Treats   (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]  Ariel Winter got into a car accident  (NSFW site)  [  The…

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A Male Escort Named “Big Red” Said He Banged Tom Cruise In 1999By toddJanuary 18, 2016
A Male Escort Named “Big Red” Said He Banged Tom Cruise In 1999


The “Tom Cruise is gay” rumors have been around long before this site or you probably you existed, and let’s be honest, Top Gun didn’t help. But unlike fellow Scientologist John Travolta, these rumors have been pretty difficult to prove. Haha, not fast says Paul Barresi, a Hollywood private detective who was sent to prison in 2008 for illegal wiretapping!

Stories about Tom Cruise’s sexuality have dogged his career….Speaking exclusively, Paul said he’s going to reveal “the inside story” of bombshell homosexual claims made about Tom, 53, by a former male escort and porn star named Nathan “Big Red” Hamilton. The man, also known as Theodore Ragsdale Jr., was at one time shopping his own book about Tom to divulge what he claimed was a series of sordid sex romps with the superstar in London in 1999.

We’ve all seen Tom Cruise do all his own stunts. That should have clued us in that he’s definitely a power top. 

Paul said he asked Big Red if he was nervous and the man said, Tom whispered in my ear, ‘It’s OK. Just relax. Just relax.’” He alleged the two men wrestled for a time and then Tom asked Big Red to pleasure himself! “At the time, he actually picked me up and threw me down. Then, once my underwear was off, he got into some serious stroking. He told me to (masturbate) so he could watch. I did and after I (ejaculated), he threw me a towel. I got dressed and then two men drove me back to Marcello’s club in London.”

When the National Enquirer gets a story wrong, they get it way wrong, but when they get it right, they tend to break the Internet. So, I guess this is up to you to believe. I don’t know if I believe Tom Cruise is gay or just weird. Every time you see him not in a movie, it seems like he’s an alien who just landed on Earth and watched some commercial to practice. And it’s always been creepy the way Scientology uses an Excel spreadsheet and a sun dial to pick which women he should date and/or marry. Or maybe he likes banging dudes. Anyway, Happy MLK Day. 


 So I Googled “Big Red” and it was either pictures of Christina Hendricks or pictures of gum that’s been deliciously different since 1937:


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