‘Justice League’ Is Having Extensive Reshoots. Great.By toddJuly 25, 2017
‘Justice League’ Is Having Extensive Reshoots. Great.

 

Every DC movie so far has been a cinematic masterpiece, and if you don’t think so, then you’re just either a Marvel shill or you just don’t understand great movies. Suicide Squad made more money than The Godfather, so you know it’s better. Wonder Woman’s boyfriend saved everyone from dying at the end of Wonder Woman, so if you don’t think little girls will look up to that, then you just don’t understand feminism and you probably hate women. Little girls literally had no female role models to look up to before Wonder Woman, so I hope you think about them before you trash that movie. Justice League is going to be a masterpiece as well, and you’re a hater if you don’t realize that. It’s so great already they’re doing a bunch of reshoots and pissing off the cast. Tell us about it Variety!

The studio, which had no comment on the scheduling trouble, is spending approximately $25 million on extensive reshoots that have dragged on for roughly two months in London and Los Angeles, according to multiple insiders…It’s standard for big Hollywood movies to schedule a few weeks of pick-up work, but the cost and time allotted to the work on “Justice League” is raising some eyebrows. Reshoots, or additional photography, to use the preferred studio nomenclature, traditionally cost between $6 million and $10 million, and rarely have to juggle so many competing schedules. They typically last a week or two.

Nice. Sounds like they really know what they’re doing. Also, check the end credits for the person who worked on Henry Cavill’s mustache.

Cavill’s issues are even more thorny. “Justice League’s” Man of Steel had expected to be able to finish shooting the sixth “Mission: Impossible” film before needing to don Superman’s spandex again. That has not been the case, however, as the new scenes that are being shot have required him to jump back and forth from each production. Because of this, a mustache he grew for his character in the “Mission: Impossible” sequel will have to be digitally removed in post-production. Paramount, which is distributing the “Mission: Impossible” sequel, would not allow Cavill to shave the facial hair while production was taking place.

Why can’t Superman have a mustache? Superman is sad and depressing and the whole world hates him, so a mustache would really show that visually. Why the mustache-shaming? Also, what has Joss Whedon been doing? Joss Whedon things, of course.

Then there is the question of crediting. Joss Whedon has now spent months overseeing the project, but he will not receive a co-directing credit, according to an insider….Sources say “Justice League” reshoots have been used to punch up the dialogue. Whedon, the director of “The Avengers,” is well respected for his ability to create memorably wry exchanges between his characters. The set pieces Snyder shot are said to be usable, but Whedon has been working on “connective tissue” that was needed to link sequences.

It’s always comforting to hear that the footage the original director of a $300M movie be described as “usable”, but if Joss Whedon is on board, that means funny quips! Big fun! Banter! Just what you want in your dark tone that’s no way supposed to be like Marvel in any way. If this movie doesn’t get at least 95% on Rotten Tomatoes, fans should riot in the street.

 

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Kendall Jenner Got Naked For SomethingBy toddJuly 25, 2017
Kendall Jenner Got Naked For Something

 

When she’s not solving racism and police brutality, Kendall Jenner is a model because brands need people with a large social media following to walk in a straight line then promote the stuff they want to sell on Instagram.  I hope that clears that up. Sometimes that means posing nude and letting CGI experts do things with your mouth. Enjoy.

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Rihanna’s Breasts Did The ‘Valerian’ European PremiereBy toddJuly 25, 2017
Rihanna’s Breasts Did The ‘Valerian’ European Premiere

 

So Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets  isn’t doing so great at the box office. I guess if you’re planning on making a movie, casting Dane DeHaan and Cara Delevingne as your leads probably wouldn’t be the best idea. Save money by casting two pieces of bland white bread and gluing eyes on them. Or something that’s more boring than that. Not sure how it would work, but you could cast the movie Boyhood as your lead. This post is about Rihanna‘s boobs in this dress, so I guess we should talk about those. It appears to be some sort of push up thing that make her boobs look bigger. This site isn’t just about boobs, we also cover science things. Making women’s boobs look bigger has been a huge science thing for a while.

 

  So Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets  isn’t doing so great at the box office. I guess if you’re planning on making a movie, casting Dane DeHaan and Cara Delevingne…

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Emily Ratajkowski Is Naked AgainBy toddJuly 24, 2017
Emily Ratajkowski Is Naked Again

 

This may come as a shock, so you better sit down, but Emily Ratajkowski is naked again. She’s naked again this time for LOVE Magazine. She says she can’t get acting roles because people only care about her boobs, so I don’t think this is an audition for a movie. I’ve seen her boobs more than boobs I actually know. See the overexposed magic below:

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Taylor Swift Has A Fashion Line For The Chinese To Keep Them From Buying Fake Taylor Swift StuffBy toddJanuary 19, 2016
Taylor Swift Has A Fashion Line For The Chinese To Keep Them From Buying Fake Taylor Swift Stuff


“Where my Nǚhái’s at?”


Taylor Swift, who sometimes looks Chinese, unveiled her line during Hong Kong Fashion Week yesterday “to capitalize off the singer’s massive popularity in China and counterbalance the proliferation of fake Taylor Swift products flooding the market”.  Make Taylor Swift more money basically. So, what’s in the line? Close your eyes and imagine it. Or read this. They’ll be the same. 

The show — a mix of spring and fall merchandise — featured pieces like cropped T-shirts, body-hugging minidresses and slim pants emblazoned with the singer’s name or the letters comprising it. Much of the merchandise had a sporty feel to it — like a short frock with a tie at the waist resembling the sleeves of a varsity jacket. The models bounced around the stage — decked out in musical instruments and faux records — to a soundtrack of Taylor’s hits like “Bad Blood,” “Blank Space” and “Shake It Off.”

Nashville’s Heritage66 are behind this basic white girl invasion of China, and apparently its doing pretty well according to Heritage66 who are on Taylor Swift’s payroll. 

Kate Liegey, chief operating officer of Heritage66, said she could not provide sales figures but said the line is seeing “phenomenal” success in its first few weeks.

Keep in mind that wearing plants on your head is a current fashion trend  in China. Anyway, everything in this article sounds like Taylor Swift was editing as they wrote, but you can see the crap here or you can go to the actual site like I did and have it break your Chrome translator. 


“Where my Nǚhái’s at?” Taylor Swift, who sometimes looks Chinese, unveiled her line during Hong Kong Fashion Week yesterday “to capitalize off the singer’s massive popularity in China and counterbalance…

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Cristiano Ronaldo And Alessandra Did GQBy toddJanuary 19, 2016
Cristiano Ronaldo And Alessandra Did GQ


I don’t know what the pitch was for this Cristiano Ronaldo and Alessandra Ambrosio photo shoot, but I think they settled on appealing to basically every sexual orientation except Wilmer Valderrama and chicks who wear cargo shorts on Casual Friday to their non-profit job. It’s hard to tell who’s prettier. Probably Alessandra. Wait, no. Yeah, Alessandra. I’m gonna go with Alessandra. No. Shit. 


[  via GQ  ]

I don’t know what the pitch was for this Cristiano Ronaldo and Alessandra Ambrosio photo shoot, but I think they settled on appealing to basically every sexual orientation except Wilmer Valderrama…

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Justin Bieber’s VMAs Performance Went WellBy toddAugust 31, 2015
Justin Bieber’s VMAs Performance Went Well


“lol didn’t watch” – Taylor and Selena


Sad Justin Bieber was sad.


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Here’s Selena Gomez In A SwimsuitBy toddApril 10, 2015
Here’s Selena Gomez In A Swimsuit

 

It’s Friday and spring, so it’s about damn time somebody put on a swimsuit and got in a pool and had somebody take their picture. So thanks, Selena Gomez. Sadly this isn’t a bikini, because I guess swimsuits are supposed to be high fashion and art and bikinis aren’t, I guess? I don’t make the rules. I do make rules about shies in the house. I used to live with a Korean girl and if you wore shoes in the house it’d be like that scene in Misery with the sledgehammer.

 

Selena Gomez Swimsuit Instagram

  It’s Friday and spring, so it’s about damn time somebody put on a swimsuit and got in a pool and had somebody take their picture. So thanks, Selena Gomez….

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Alice Goodwin Says Good Morning, LinksBy toddApril 10, 2015

Sofia Vergara’s nipples in a bubble bath  (NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie

Gwyneth Paltrow is doing the Food Stamps challenge Dlisted

Taylor Swift‘s mom has cancer, Taylor is in a bikini  The Superficial

Keri Russell is in a bikini  Hollywood Tuna

Bruce Willis’ daughters in bikinis  Drunken Stepfather

Jennifer Love Hewitt is super pregnant Popoholic

Haylie Duff is pregnant in her whole body  Celebslam

Lucy Hale at the Coffee Bean Moe Jackson

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Big Sean Seems Really Secure In His Relationship With Ariana GrandeBy toddApril 09, 2015

Because music is dead and people are dumb, people paid to see Ariana Grande and Justin Bieber perform in LA last night where Bieber hugged Ariana from behind. Obviously that should make the boyfriend she posts about constantly to fly into rage and passive aggressively threaten violence.

 

 

Oh, man. Big Sean sure showed Bieber who owns that vagina by tweeting then quickly deleting it. Probably after he got a text from Ariana that included a lot of question marks then him pricing tennis bracelets.

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