Anastasia Ashley Isn’t DepressingBy toddMarch 13, 2014
Anastasia Ashley Isn’t Depressing

 

I just realized today's posts so far have either been about death, rape, or young people not being able to be connected with skills and opportunities and stuff, so here's a picture of Anastasia Ashley and her hot ass. What? Are you not entertained? Hey, I might post more depressing things later. The day is young.

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Lady Gaga Is Very Charitable. Not Really.By toddMarch 13, 2014
Lady Gaga Is Very Charitable. Not Really.

 

If you have a favorite celebrity who fronts a charity or a "foundation", please know that most of that money goes to friends and family and jetskis and dolphin steaks sauteed in baby penguin blood and champagne. Little to none, of course, goes to the actual people it claims to help. So, clutch your pearls, because Lady Gaga's Born This Way Foundation, which is "dedicated to creating a safe community that helps connect young people with the skills and opportunities they need to build a kinder, braver world", is merely an ATM that never runs out of her money for her and her mom. Sorry, young people expected to be connected with skills and opportunities they need to build a kinder, braver world. Lady Gaga only got 5 on it.

The foundation, which lists Gaga’s lovely mom, Cynthia Germanotta, as president, had a lot of expenses in 2012 that had nothing to do with helping anyone. They spent $300,000 on “Strategic Consulting (web, digital),” $62,836 on “Stage Productions (Harvard, LA, UN),” $50,000 on “Social Media,” and another almost $50,000 on “Event Coordination.” What? Born this Way also spent: $808,661 on “other”; $406,552 on “Legal”; $150,000 on “Philanthropic Consulting”; $60,000 on “research”; 58,768 on “Publicity fees”; $78,000 on “travel”. They spent $72,000 on salaries– presumably for running the Born this Way bus, although that episode had its own expense line. Under ‘grants to organizations or individuals”: $ 5000. Five thousand dollars. They claimed net assets of $2.1 million. Donations came to $2.6 million, up from $1.4 million in 2011. But there’s no detailed listing of contributors or donations. I suspect most of the money came from Lady Gaga’s earnings.  Where it went, and why it went there, is a mystery still.

So $2M in assets and $5K actually donated to charity. Miranda Kerr donated more than that to non-humans. And please keep in mind this is Lady Gaga. "Charity" is probably a transgendered stripper who needed hormone injections and some new weaves.

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The Model That Terry Richardson Sexually Assaulted Is Reporting Him To The PoliceBy toddMarch 13, 2014
The Model That Terry Richardson Sexually Assaulted Is Reporting Him To The Police

 

I bet these two had a lot to talk about

 

The anonymous model, now revealed as 24-year old Charlotte Waters, who recounted her disgusting story of sexual assault at the hands of Terry Richardson is now reporting him to the police. Good.

Perhaps most disturbing about Waters’s account is that Richardson’s assistant — a woman — was present for the entire thing. And afterwards, when Waters says she was in shock, they handled it with familiarity. “It seemed like they had done this a million times,” she says. Still, typical of victims of sexual assault, Waters felt embarrassed about what had happened to her and was unsure that she wanted it to be public. So she shared her story anonymously on Reddit, because as she says, these assaults “will likely continue to happen until [Richardson’s] dick falls off.”
In addition to coming out publicly, Waters is reporting the incident to the police — difficult, she says, because she never explicitly told Richardson to stop. “I was always very hesitant about [reporting Richardson] because I know nothing can really be done,” she tells Vocativ. “So Richardson’s off the hook. It kind of sucks.” One has to wonder why, in the face of these kinds of accusations, anyone still works Richardson — let alone the high-profile celebrities he’s photographed, like Beyonce, Lea Michele and Kate Moss. But Waters says she understands. “I don’t put any blame on the celebrities that have been photographed by him because they have no way of knowing the truth,” she says. “Until people expose what’s he’s really like, how are his clients going to know?”

So if you're reading this and are more concerned about the timing rather than the actual sexual assualt or the thousands of sexual asaults that go unreported each year because women are either too afraid or too embarrassed to come forward, kill yourself. I hate to be the one to break to you like this, but we don't need any more of you walking around. Do us all a favor. I honestly don't know why this still needs to be said, but here it goes: Don't rape women. Trust me, you can live your whole life without doing that. Lots of us have managed to pretty well so far. And while we're at it, don't hit women either. I mean, you know, unless she's into that kinda thing or it's on her itemized pricelist.

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2 Killed, 23 Injured At SXSW After Drunk Driver Plows Into A CrowdBy toddMarch 13, 2014
2 Killed, 23 Injured At SXSW After Drunk Driver Plows Into A Crowd

 

Well, damn. CNN reports:

An intoxicated driver fleeing police plowed his car into a crowd at the South by Southwest festival in Austin, killing two people, authorities said early Thursday. The man and woman killed were riding their light motorcycles, said Art Acevedo, chief of the Austin Police Department. At least 23 others were hospitalized, some with multiple internal injuries. A suspect is in custody and faces two counts of capital murder and 23 counts of aggravated assault by vehicle, Acevedo said. Before the incident, the man was driving the wrong direction on a one-way street. Authorities attempted to stop the car, but it sped off, almost hitting an officer, according to Acevedo. The car later ran into the crowd. "It looked like something out of a movie," said Russ Barone, who was at the festival. "A few people lying on the street … with their friends around them trying to get them up, trying to get them back to life. Hopefully, they are." He said the scene was grisly, with people bleeding in the streets. "I've never seen nothing like it. I felt like I was at a war or something," Barone said. "I was down here for the music … we were having the best time ever. And then it turned into the worst thing I've ever seen." Pablo Vazquez was also at the event when the suspect drove past him. "The car barely missed me … I was less than a foot away," Vazquez told CNN's New Day. "I saw some folks die." It kept moving forward, swerving to hit victims and and even ramming into a taxi at one point, he said.

To say this is sad would be an gross understatement, because feel free to talk to the family of any of the victims ask them how closure is gonna go after their loved ones were killed by an easily preventable tragedy. That's why it's hard to correct someone when they attempt to reconcile their pain and loss by saying it "was God's plan". You'd probably want to believe anything at that point. But, it wasn't God's plan, it was some drunk idiot who decided to get behind the wheel and flee police and now he's responsible for two deaths and twenty-three injuries. That's all that happened as fucked up as that is. Any other explanation would dishonor the victims and indirectly absolve this moron. So hug somebody you love today, or better yet, hug somebody you don't. They may need it just as badly.

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Svetlana Bilyalova Says Good Afternoon, LinksBy toddMarch 12, 2014
Svetlana Bilyalova Says Good Afternoon, Links

 

The cat who terrorized the Portland family is getting therapy [Dlisted]

Ireland Baldwin is going through some things [Fishwrapper]

Olga Sorokina popped a nipple (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Coutney Stodden's breasts are on TV again [The Superficial]

Irina Shayk in lingerie [Hollywood Tuna]

Scarlett Johansson has gross feet [Popoholic]

Miley Cyrus Instagrammed her underwear [Drunken Stepfather]

Rihanna and Drake are bangin [TMZ]

Brandi Glanville wants $250K for RHOBH next season [Celebitchy]

Kim Kardashian's ass is comical [Moe Jackson]

This was an ad for clothes [Film Drunk]

 

pic source = Instagram

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Chris Pine Got A DUIBy toddMarch 12, 2014
Chris Pine Got A DUI

 

CAPTAIN'S LOG: I'm fucked up yo. Not gonna lie.

Chris Pine was popped for DUI after blowing through a sobriety checkpoint and then allegedly blowing a .08. Pine had been partying at a bar in New Zealand with some fellow actors and his girlfriend, beauty queen Iris Bjork Johannesdottir. Law enforcement tells TMZ … he caught their eye after driving through the checkpoint.  Officers then made him stop and Chris reportedly blew a .08 … the minimum for being legally drunk. The incident occurred on March 1st.  He must appear in court on Monday, and if he doesn't the judge will issue an arrest warrant. Chris was his usual charming self … very polite and "easy to deal with."

Not sure if the sobriety test was having to spell his girlfriend's name, because that seems like it would be pretty difficult. But whatever. About half the world has a DUI, and what else are you supposed to do in New Zealand besides drink? And surf. And have sex on an exotic, gorgeous beach in the Haurki Gulf. Or hike the Bay of Islands. Or see mountains, glaciers, volcanoes, and pristine coastlines unlike anything else you'll see in the world. Okay. I guess he had other options. Sidenote: All of that would have been better with weed, Chris. Just fyi on that.

 
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Lindsay Lohan Has Banged Everyone In HollywoodBy toddMarch 12, 2014
Lindsay Lohan Has Banged Everyone In Hollywood

 

It's no secret that Lindsay Lohan's vagina is the Ellis Island of Hollywood as it takes all comers, but for some reason, Lindsay Lohan made a handwritten list of all the famous dudes she's banged. Actor Gary Oldman dramatically reenacts the scene here.

In Touch has exclusively obtained a shocking list, penned in Lindsay Lohan’s handwriting, exposing 36 of her famous lovers. Among the dozens of superstars named are Adam Levine, Zac Efron, Justin Timberlake and Joaquin Phoenix… The source also shares with In Touch that Lindsay would pause to think at times “as if she had to remind herself of who they were.” Also named on the list are Heath Ledger, Colin Farrell, Evan Peters and Wilmer Valderrama. Many of them never imagined Lindsay would kiss and tell, but she apparently did! “The list has some pretty big names on it, and they’re not all single guys,” an industry insider tells In Touch. “This getting out now could rock several Hollywood relationships to the core.”

I mean, I get it. Lindsay Lohan is the type of chick you bang once, because you know she'll be down for pretty much anything, so I really can't blame these dudes. The only downside to banging a chick who is down for anything is that there's a great possibility that she'll put your name on a list called "DUDES I BANGED" then sell it to InTouch.


 

 
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Terry Richardson Is A PsychopathBy toddMarch 11, 2014
Terry Richardson Is A Psychopath

 

For some reason that I don't fully understand, Terry Richardson is a photographer who has shot probably every famous person you know. His style seems to be to have them stand in front of a white wall then take their picture. Pretty groundbreaking stuff. His studio is kinda like the one in Sears except he doesn't have any of the backgrounds or columns you can sit on. Anway, there's been a million stories about how this dude is a creepy sexual deviant who uses his fame and unwarranted clout in the industry to basically rape women attempting to become models, so here's a story that was posted on Reddit by a woman who completely documents her experience with Terry Richardson when she was 19 (h/t Jesus) I didn't post the whole thing, because it's pretty long and bizarre and, quite frankly, disgusting, but I posted this part. The part that will undoubtedly make your skin crawl off your body and cause your vagina to look like SpongeBob after two minutes in Sandy's house.

Eventually we got up to take pictures and he had me stand against the blank white wall in the middle of the apartment. I stood there and he started taking pics, assistant off to the side. Then he came up and took pictures POV style with his hand on my face. Then he put his thumb in my mouth, I actually thought this was funny in the moment and he and his assistant were very upbeat and just light heartedly directing me. Then he stepped back at some point and had me start removing my clothes (I knew I would be getting nude, so this was not weird to me). I remember he had me take stuff off in stages, he complimented a lot, his assistant too. Definitely the usual trying to make the barely legal model feel special kind of thing looking back. I honestly do not remember if the sexual stuff started by the wall or when he moved me to the couch area but at some point I was being directed to do things like hold the top of his pants while he took more POV style pictures, then eventually unbutton his pants and then his penis was out. Meanwhile it felt like it was all just happening and there was no time to step back and be like "woah this is out of hand". I dont think anyone who knows me would describe me as a particularly aggressive person (and definitely wasn’t at 19) and the only way I can describe how I felt was nervous and paralyzed. At some point the assistant started taking pictures too with a crappy point and shoot camera. He had me posing on the couch and then I had my back to him and just literally felt him start licking my ass, like every part of it, and the assistant was taking pictures the whole time. Things were now completely pornographic and never once initiated by me. He was now on the couch with me and it became sexual act after sexual act, aggressive kissing, random sexual things being done to me and being directed to do everything you can think of back, everything slow so his assistant could photograph. He even directed me to squeeze his balls as hard as I could so that they pushed back up into his body. I did not even know that was possible (At least I learned something about the male anatomy that night?). I was completely a sex puppet at this point. It ended with him jacking off on to my face and he told me to keep my eyes open really wide and his assistant stood over me and it got in my eye and they both began taking pics of it for a what felt like 10 minutes but was probably only 30 seconds… Finally, they backed off and were still acting like everything was totally fun and normal and upbeat or whatever and I think I was visibly in shock. I am a quiet person and I was definitely quiet in that moment and that's when he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said yes and he started overly sweetly apologizing and so did his assistant. And he said oh I always mean to ask that first I'm so sorry. This was the part that actually bothered me the most because A. I think what had just happened was hitting me and B. it felt so fake and planned and like a slap in the face. I said it was fine that it didn't matter and he wouldn't care its ok (I don't know why, obviously he would and did care. He knew I was nude modeling but nothing like this). Then I guess I cleaned up and got dressed and I don't even remember saying bye or what happened as far as leaving the studio/apartment but his assistant wanted to come with me and paid for a cab and rode halfway with me and sort of comforted me I guess?

Yeah. I really don't even know where to begin with this, so I won't. Terry Richardson is basically a guy on Craigslist trying to get laid by telling chicks they'll be models. And, seriously, if you have to rape somebody to bang them, what's exactly the point? I'll never understand that. Tip: If she enjoys it, she'll bang you again. That's always seemed to work for me. Call me old fashioned, I guess.

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Lookin’ Good, BritneyBy toddMarch 11, 2014

 

Here's Britney Spears going to Planet Blue in Malibu, and obviously she's going to buy some clothes, because she's only wearing what she could grab after her trailer caught on fire.

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Joseph Gordon-Levitt Has A Secret Girlfriend That You’ll Never Know AboutBy toddSeptember 26, 2013
Joseph Gordon-Levitt Has A Secret Girlfriend That You’ll Never Know About

 

Joseph Gordon-Levitt didn't really help the gay rumors when he told Out Magazine that it would be "tacky" for him to clarify his sexuality, so he went on Howard Stern Show to finally put a stop to them. But not really. Because he said he has a secret girlfriend that we'll never see so don't even worry about. Gald he cleared that up.

"I have a girlfriend but I tend not to really like to talk about it in public. She is not in show business."…"I get up in movies and I play other people, so when the audience is watching me in movies, I don't want them thinking about me and who I'm dating, and blah blah blah. I want them to see the character, the story that I'm telling, you know."…"The girl that I'm with, she really doesn't want to be a part of it and you can imagine not wanting to have that kind of scrutiny," he said.

I really don't care if he's gay or not, but I'm pretty sure if a woman exists who has been dating Joseph Gordon-Levitt and hasn't told everybody she knows, she's probably locked in a soundproof room in the basement of Wayne Manor. Because girlfriends love sitting at home and never traveling or being seen with their movie star boyfriends at the height of his fame. Bitches love that.  Is her name Belle? Her name is probably Belle.

 

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