Nicki Minaj Is VainBy jessNovember 10, 2011

I think she’s doing it wrong. Radar Online says:

Following her verbal beat-down of a maid, outrageous hip hop star Nicki Minaj has unleashed a vicious tirade on celebrity facialist Dawn DaLuise, Star magazine has exclusively revealed. “After I waxed her eyebrows and lip, she started screaming ‘Who the f**k do you think you are?’” DaLuise exclusively told Star. “‘Look what you did to my damn face! You think this sh*t is worth 170 dollars?’” The beauty expert, who owns Dawn DaLuise Skin Refinery in Los Angeles, said she had never been treated so badly in her life, as she detailed how the pink-haired Super Bass singer threw wads of bills at her and stormed out. “It’s a shame when you see a darling girl turn into a temperamental diva,” DaLuise said. It’s not the first time Minaj has acted strangely during a pampering appointment. DaLuise recalled how on a prior occasion, “I arrived at her condo one afternoon, her eyes were dilated, her wig was falling off, her face was covered in red sores and she was perspiring heavily.

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I think she’s doing it wrong. Radar Online says: Following her verbal beat-down of a maid, outrageous hip hop star Nicki Minaj has unleashed a vicious tirade on celebrity facialist…

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Joe Paterno Got FiredBy toddNovember 09, 2011

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Joe Paterno, the legendary head football coach of the Penn State Nittany Lions and the winningest coach in football history (but let’s be honest, if you you were at a place for fucking 45 years, you would be too), has been summarily fired for failing to do a damn thing while his former defensive coordinator, Jerry Sandusky, systemically raped young boys in his locker room for years. Go choke on your Denny’s, motherfucker. New York Post reports:

Joe Paterno is history. The winningest coach in college football will be sacked by a child-sex scandal involving a former Penn State assistant that has rocked one of the nation’s most storied college football franchises and tarnished the legacy of one of its biggest names…“Paterno’s in a state of shock,” said a source close to the coach. “He can’t believe the vortex of hell that’s around him. “He can’t believe how this happened on his watch,” the source added. “He’s fluctuating between disbelief and trying to do what he’s done for the last 60 years — coach his team.’’…Six of the eight alleged victims have been identified by investigators, but their names have not been made public. Since Monday, more victims have come forward, raising the total to almost 20, myFOXphilly.com reported last night. A new report contradicted Paterno’s claim that he wasn’t told the details of an alleged sexual assault committed by Jerry Sandusky, his former defensive coordinator. A source told The New York Times that the graduate assistant who witnessed the alleged assault provided “explicit details” during a face-to-face meeting the following day with Paterno. Officials said the administrators failed to notify authorities about the allegations against Sandusky, 67, who has been charged with 21 felony counts for allegedly abusing eight victims over a period of 15 years. According to the indictment against Sandusky, Paterno notified Curley in 2002 after the graduate assistant on his coaching staff reported that he witnessed Sandusky having sexual intercourse with a young boy in the Penn State locker-room shower. Sandusky was no longer a coach at the university at the time, but had access to the locker room as part of a nonprofit organization he ran for at-risk children. Paterno’s legal requirement was that he notify his superior, but on Monday, Pennsylvania State Police Commissioner Frank Noonan suggested there was a “moral responsibility” for the coach to make sure police were contacted.

Say what you want, but if he didn’t know, he was incompetent and if he did know (which he did), it’s obvious he was more concerned about his legacy than the bleeding anuses of the at-risk kids in the shower. Anyone who stands around and allows this to happen shouldn’t be deified, they should be dragged out into the street and shot. And if his colostomy bag should fall off on the way, hey, no harm done.

Joe Paterno, the legendary head football coach of the Penn State Nittany Lions and the winningest coach in football history (but let’s be honest, if you you were at a…

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Even Black People Hate Kim Kardashian NowBy toddNovember 09, 2011

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Uh oh, this can’t be good. What’s next? Men who masturbate to the flag hating Michelle Bachmann?
New York Post
reports:

Kim Kardashian is heading to Atlanta to film her role in the Tyler Perry movie “The Marriage Counselor” — ironic, given the reality star filed for divorce last week from Kris Humphries after just 72 days of marriage. And some fans of Tyler Perry aren’t supportive of her appearance in the movie. According to reports, the film is about a relationship expert named Judith who cheats on her husband. The curvy Kardashian plays Ava, Judith’s coworker. But fans have started to leave angry messages on Perry’s website over his decision to keep Kardashian in the flick. “I have always admired Tyler Perry and the love he shows for women – via film,” wrote “Felicia” on Perry’s website Tuesday afternoon. “Having said that, as a consumer I also have a decision to make. I will not support this movie. K. Kardashian may be a wonderful woman ( I don’t know her) but this is a decision I can’t support.” “Kim Kardashian… really? Come on man!” added Mike on Perry’s site. Despite the backlash, Tyler told TMZ that he would not remove Kardashian from the cast. “She is scheduled to work as planned,” Tyler said.

“Wow, I just realized I’m commenting on a Tyler Perry fan site,” Mike also added.

Uh oh, this can’t be good. What’s next? Men who masturbate to the flag hating Michelle Bachmann? New York Post reports: Kim Kardashian is heading to Atlanta to film her…

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Coco Seems Very ExcitedBy toddNovember 09, 2011

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Here’s Coco shopping in Miami while filming scenes for Ice Loves Coco where she seems pretty happy to have found something on sale. That or she just found a portal to the previously undiscovered dimension, Black Man Island.

Here’s Coco shopping in Miami while filming scenes for Ice Loves Coco where she seems pretty happy to have found something on sale. That or she just found a portal…

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Excuse Me. Pitbull Might Sue Lindsay Lohan A Little More. Tonight.By toddNovember 08, 2011

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Since she’s desperate and checking for change in her couch, Lindsay Lohan actually filed a lawsuit against rapper Pitbull saying he owes her money for the use of her name in his song “Give Me Everything” (yes, you read that right). However, Lindsay filed the lawsuit in NYC where she claims to be a resident. I guess that Lindsay Lohan running around LA since 2004 is someone else. TMZ reports:

Pit just filed a response to Lindsay’s “Give Me Everything” lawsuit — in which she claims the hip hop star owes her money for using her name in the song … when he rapped, “I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan.” Lohan filed the original suit in NY State Court, stating she was a resident of Nassau County — but Pit is calling B.S., claiming she’s been living in California since 2004 … and “given her frequent legal troubles, Ms. Lohan possesses irrevocable ties to California that are likely to keep her there for the foreseeable future.” Then, Pit spells out why she’s full of crap … noting every, single one of her legal problems in California … including her multiple stints in the slammer … the house arrest … her problems at the Downtown Women’s Center … and all of the community service she’s required to complete in the Golden State in the near future. Pit concludes, “Thus, in light of Ms. Lohan’s continuing obligations to the State of California, as well as the foregoing facts, Ms. Lohan is a citizen of California, not New York.”

I don’t even know what to add to this except Lindsay is a moron and Pitbull is a rapper who wears an ascot. Oh, and I like olives in case anyone was wondering.

Since she’s desperate and checking for change in her couch, Lindsay Lohan actually filed a lawsuit against rapper Pitbull saying he owes her money for the use of her name…

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Jennifer Lopez Is Very GlamorousBy toddNovember 08, 2011

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Jennifer Lopez attended the 2011 Glamour Women of The Year Awards in New York City yesterday, where apparently it was 1997 Night.

Jennifer Lopez attended the 2011 Glamour Women of The Year Awards in New York City yesterday, where apparently it was 1997 Night.

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Kelly Brook > Michelle DuggarBy toddNovember 08, 2011

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As you look at these pics of Kelly Brook in NUTS, please keep in mind that God hates her and has cursed her womb to forever be a mini-Auschwitz for unborn fetuses. Yet Michelle Duggar has twenty kids who will all grow up to offer you pamphlets at your door. I don’t know, man. If God existed, you’d think he’d be a bigger fan of Eugenics.

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Lindsay Lohan Spent Four Hours In Jail. Four. 4.By toddNovember 07, 2011

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During Lindsay’s probation hearings, Judge Sautner and the Los Angeles County Sheriff promised jail time for Lindsay, then stunned the world when they followed through with the threat of finally making her responsible for her actions by sentencing her to 30 days in jail. And by “30 days” I mean she walked in the walked right back the fuck out. Hopefully she’ll learn this time. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan has been released from jail — a mere 4.5 hours after she checked in. As we first reported, Lindsay checked into the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, CA last night at 8:48 PM PST to begin serving her 30-day jail sentence. She was released at approximately 1:30AM. Tough life.

Seriously, what does this bitch have to do to spend more time than a Redbox rental in jail? Steal the Hope Diamond? Shoot up heroin on Good Morning America? Kill a baby on a paid webcam show? EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES SHE HAVE TO DO? I could illegally park and get more jail time than this.

During Lindsay’s probation hearings, Judge Sautner and the Los Angeles County Sheriff promised jail time for Lindsay, then stunned the world when they followed through with the threat of finally…

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Matthew Fox Is Suing The Woman He Punched In The VaginaBy toddNovember 07, 2011

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I prefer to punch on top of the head. No bruises, you see. TMZ reports:

Matthew Fox is striking back — not in the vagina, in court — claiming the woman who accused him of punching her in her private parts is a blatant liar. Fox is countersuing Heather Bormann, who filed her own lawsuit in September, claiming a drunken Fox tried to board a party bus she was driving in Cleveland, Ohio. Bormann alleged Fox attacked her after she ordered him to stay off the bus. That’s when Bormann claims Fox struck her in the breast, arm, leg and, of course, the vagina. Fox alleges in his countersuit … she’s just lying, and in reality he didn’t provoke her but she’s the one who physically attacked him. Fox claims he’s lost work because TMZ and other media outlets have reported her lawsuit, and she has subjected him to “public hatred, contempt, ridicule and shame.” Fox is suing for unspecified damages.

I’m all about punching vaginas, but you should never do so out of anger. You should take your time, listen to what the vagina has to say. My penis is very small so I usually have to do a lot of talking beforehand.

I prefer to punch on top of the head. No bruises, you see. TMZ reports: Matthew Fox is striking back — not in the vagina, in court — claiming the…

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