Megan Fox Appeared In Public & LinksBy toddSeptember 11, 2017
Megan Fox Appeared In Public & Links

 

Kim Kardashian is annoyed she doesn’t have any privacy  [  Dlisted  ]

Rihanna still hates bras  (NSFW site)   [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Hillary Duff in a bikini  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Good lord, Selena Gomez  [  Popoholic  ]

Bella Thorne in black leather  [  Egotastic  ]

Alessandra Ambrosio did Burning Man  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Gigi Hadid also hates bras  (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Jessica Alba is a librarian now  [  Moe Jackson   ]

XXXTentacion is a damn monster  [  The Blemish  ]

Megan Fox walked the runway at Liverpool Fashion Fest  [  Variety  ]

 

  Kim Kardashian is annoyed she doesn’t have any privacy  [  Dlisted  ] Rihanna still hates bras  (NSFW site)   [  Taxi Driver Movie  ] Hillary Duff in a bikini  [  DrunkenStepfather   ] Good…

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Tomi Lahren’s Immigrant Ancestor Forged His Citizenship DocumentsBy toddSeptember 08, 2017
Tomi Lahren’s Immigrant Ancestor Forged His Citizenship Documents

 

Jennifer Mendelsohn over at Wonkette describes herself as an “avid genealogist” and she says she has proof that Tomi Lahren‘s immigrant great-great-grandfather was indicted was indicted for forging his citizenship documents. *spins around in chair, strokes cat*

I bring this to light not to shame or embarrass Tomi Lahren.

Haha, yeah ok. This story of pulled receipts is hilarious, but you really have to appreciate the level of petty it took to do this.

It means it’s pretty damn ironic that she continues to claim the moral high ground on this one, throwing stone after stone at illegal immigrants, unaware that she’s been living in a proverbial glass house all along.

Why she gotta do my boo like this? You can’t get her out until I grudge bang her to death. She’s a child who also contributes to the economy (still trying to figure that argument out), it’s not her fault her ancestor immigrated here illegally. He was just an undocumented citizen. This country is all Tomi knows. It doesn’t matter he broke the law, where is your compassion and empathy? Humans cannot be illegal or something. Man, I hope I’m doing this right.

 

  Jennifer Mendelsohn over at Wonkette describes herself as an “avid genealogist” and she says she has proof that Tomi Lahren‘s immigrant great-great-grandfather was indicted was indicted for forging his…

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Ariel Winter Probably Heard UsBy toddOctober 10, 2016

There’s probably no way to hide all the stuff Ariel Winter has going on, and why would she want to really, but it looks like she might have heard us when she got dressed for the Gray Studios Oscars 2016 Film Screenings event this weekend. The outfit is kinda classy, kinda professional, but still says “I have huge titties”. That message gets lost when she wears something like this. Good to see she can listen to reason. Did I just tell a woman what to wear and how she should present herself? I did. But what about Hillary’s emails? Or the time Bill might’ve raped somebody 20 years ago? Let’s stick to the issues that the American people care about.

 

There’s probably no way to hide all the stuff Ariel Winter has going on, and why would she want to really, but it looks like she might have heard us when…

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The Britney Spears Lifetime Movie Filmed Her Infamous Umbrella Meltdown YesterdayBy toddOctober 07, 2016
The Britney Spears Lifetime Movie Filmed Her Infamous Umbrella Meltdown Yesterday


Remember in 2007 when we would literally post four Britney Spears posts a day then come back the next day with four more? Say what you want about Donald Trump stories during this election, but he didn’t have shit 2007 Britney Spears. Well, Lifetime is making a Britney Spears biopic and of course, it includes the time she shaved her head and attacked the paparazzi with an umbrella. She seems ok now. Let’s relive the magic.
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Remember in 2007 when we would literally post four Britney Spears posts a day then come back the next day with four more? Say what you want about Donald Trump…

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Taylor Swift Won’t Let Lady Gaga Get Away With ThisBy toddOctober 07, 2016

I never thought to realize that Taylor Swift would take never being asked to perform during a Super Bowl halftime show as a slap in the face and a personal affront, but I guess we should have known. So in keeping with her passive aggressive life philosophy, Lady Gaga may be performing during the actual Super Bowl, but Taylor Swift will be performing all weekend.

Looks like Lady Gaga’s got some unexpected company for Super Bowl weekend. Taylor Swift on Tuesday signed a giant multimillion-dollar deal with telecom giant AT&T that will have T-Swizzle headlining a concert extravaganza on the eve of the big game. The concert, part of the DirecTV Super Saturday Night event, will give Swift one of the biggest stages in music. It takes place in the stadium hosting the Super Bowl — which this year is in Houston.

Then Swift’s PR team had this added to the article I assume.

It seems Swift is a paid endorser of Diet Coke and the Super Bowl halftime show is sponsored by rival Pepsi. “She always wanted to play Super Bowl halftime but she has a deal with Diet Coke,” the source said of the 10-time Grammy winner. But getting shut out of the halftime performance wasn’t going to keep Swift too far from the bright lights of the super-size marketing event. “Taylor Swift knows how to monetize everything,” said one branding expert, who mused that perhaps the 26-year-old songbird’s “future music goes to AT&T.”

I also should have known that Taylor Swift likes Diet Coke so much she has a deal with them. It’s every sorority girl’s dream.

I never thought to realize that Taylor Swift would take never being asked to perform during a Super Bowl halftime show as a slap in the face and a personal…

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Some San Diego Comic-Con 2016 StuffBy toddJuly 25, 2016
Some San Diego Comic-Con 2016 Stuff


So, San Diego Comic-Con 2016 was this weekend, and you’d know that if you had Internet. Which I assume you do if you’re reading this. Good job on that. Be sure to text your parents and thank them. Warner Bros. and DC should also thank who cut the Wonder Woman trailer, because goddamn. This trailer makes me want to get my ass kicked by Wonder Woman then ask for her autograph. I mean, for real. Goddamn. And Sony and Columbia Pictures should definitely take whatever money they have and invent a time machine so they can hire this person to cut the Ghostbusters trailer. Because, also, goddamn. Dude. Seriously. Just watch. 




Then, as expected, Warner Bros. and DC couldn’t just let us bask in that for a while, because they to step on their dicks and drop Justice League “footage”. Fans on Twitter tell me its not technically a trailer, so we can’t say anything bad about it, but you’v seen Man of Steel, Batman v Superman, and now whatever the fuck is happening in this. I wouldn’t get your hopes up. Unless this turns out to be what it looks like: an overly long Aquaman Axe body spray commercial. But at least they added “jokes” and nobody looks like they want to kill themselves instead of fighting crime. They probably had to scrap Zack Snyder’s idea about Batman choking a baby.



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So, San Diego Comic-Con 2016 was this weekend, and you’d know that if you had Internet. Which I assume you do if you’re reading this. Good job on that. Be…
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Tom Hiddleston Is Successfully Fulfilling His Contractual ObligationsBy toddJuly 22, 2016


Anybody want to know how Tom Hiddleston is doing besides suffering in silence with nowhere to turn after Kim Kardashian slayed the Boss Becky? Let Taylor Swift’s team of PR staff writers spin you a third act of a Garry Marshall movie. 

 “Taylor and Tom are in love with each other. He told her she is the kind of woman he wants to spend his life with,” the insider dishes. “They have gotten very close. She is enjoying the time off from working. She has been writing during her travels, and Tom has been an inspiration in her music.”

“Writing during her travels” like she’s Cheryl Strayed hiking the Mojave Desert instead of flying in a private jet having Gigi Hadid take dictation while Tom drinks to feel nothing. You’re not selling me on this, guys. Not selling me at all. But this next part. I hope you’re sitting down. 



Are you sitting down? Please tell me you’re sitting down.
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  A photo posted by Taylor Swift Updates (@taylorswift.updates) on Jul 18, 2016 at 6:31am PDT Anybody want to know how Tom Hiddleston is doing besides suffering in silence with…

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Jamie Foxx Kills Miley CyrusBy toddApril 14, 2009

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A long-winded intro will just get in the way, so here’s a clip of Jamie Foxx absolutely destroying Miley Cyrus on his Sirius Radio show. I don’t know if it’s illegal to tell a 16 year old girl to do heroin and make a sex tape or not, but somebody should probably let Jamie Foxx know if it is. Oh, and me, too. I mean, I sit in the high school parking lot everyday after school, but when the girls walk by they just run away! I’m beginning to think they just see me as more of a friend and want me to play tag. Everybody loves to play tag!!


UPDATE:
Foxx has now apologized. Kinda.

“I am a comedian, and you guys know that whatever I say, I don’t mean any of it,” he tried to explain to Jay. “And sometimes, as comedians, as we do, we go a little bit too far… There was a situation with Miley Cyrus, and I just want to say, I apologize for what I said. I didn’t mean it maliciously.”

A long-winded intro will just get in the way, so here’s a clip of Jamie Foxx absolutely destroying Miley Cyrus on his Sirius Radio show. I don’t know if it’s…

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Links Served With Naked ChicksBy daveApril 14, 2009

Allure is putting naked celebs in the pages of Allure. Finally, the mag is alluring. [Egotastic]

The story of Lil Wayne losing his virginity while playing board games makes me understand Lil Wayne a lil better. [BestWeekEver]

10 Most Outrageous See-Throughs. End of pitch. [CityRag]

Blake Lively thinks she looks like a tranny. I usually disagree. Usually. [ImNotObsessed]

Oh, he was hiding MURDER behind that wall of sound? [FatBackMedia]

It’s Kelly Ripa’s “O Face.” Though you might realize you’ve seen it before…Site NSFW. [DrunkenStepfather]

At this point, poor Bronx Mowgli is gonna live his life on Twitter. [ICYDK]

Hugh Jackman’s hair wants to look like Wolverine’s hair even though it’s been cut. [LaineyGossip]

Allure is putting naked celebs in the pages of Allure. Finally, the mag is alluring. [Egotastic] The story of Lil Wayne losing his virginity while playing board games makes me…

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