Christine Teigen And Her Legs Went For A Walk, LinksBy toddAugust 20, 2013

Lady Gaga Fans Want To Kill Perez Hilton [Fishwrapper]

Lady Gaga's White Panties Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Justin Bieber’s Still Trying To Be Michael Jackson [The Superficial]

Olivia Wilde Puts On A Stunningly Sexy Show In NYC [Popoholic]

Hilary Duff’s Booty Is Useful [Hollywood Tuna]

Bo Obama’s Got A New Little Sister [Dlisted]

Alessandra Ambrosio is on vacation (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Amber Heard's Paranoia was a bust at the box office [Lainey Gossip]

Benedict Cumberbatch wants us to focus on Egypt instead of his Sherlock curls [Celebitchy]

Danica Patrick Shows Her Patriotic Tramp Stamp [Moe Jackson]

JJ Abrams and his Bad Robot production company recently released this mysterious teaser [Film Drunk]

Olivia Munn on a homemade swing? What could possibly go wrong? [Celebslam]

The 35 Best Photos From 2013 Seattle Hempfest [COED Magazine]

Ryan Dempster Hits Alex Rodriguez Because Everyone Hates Him [The Blemish]

Meet Robert Pattinson: Unsuccessful Model [Evil Beet Gossip]

Wisconsin High School Defies Order to Stop Using Indians Name [Crave Online]

Chris Brown cancels Canadian concerts [Popbytes]

Get Revenge [MyEx]

Lady Gaga Fans Want To Kill Perez Hilton [Fishwrapper] Lady Gaga's White Panties Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie] Justin Bieber’s Still Trying To Be Michael Jackson [The Superficial] Olivia…

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Anastasia Ashley Has An InstagramBy toddAugust 19, 2013

After her twerking video, Anastasia Ashley now has my favorite ass on the planet, so thankfully I just discovered her AsstagramInstagram where she documents my favorite ass. It's nice where there is a place where I can check in to see how it's doing. Hey, it's on surfboard. Hey, look. It's on a bridge. Awww, now it's standing on the beach. We've become so close over this short period of time that I feel like we're friends. Soon to be lovers? Who knows for sure. You can't rush matters of the heart.

 

Source = Instagram

After her twerking video, Anastasia Ashley now has my favorite ass on the planet, so thankfully I just discovered her AsstagramInstagram where she documents my favorite ass. It's nice where…

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Seth MacFarlane Is Banging ThisBy toddAugust 16, 2013

Now that he's done sexing up Khaleesi, Seth MacFarlane is now dating Ryan Phillippe's baby mama and the dumb chick in Pitch Perfect with the massive rack, Alexis Knapp. Damn, homey. I should really write wedding announcements. E! Online reports:

"It's been going on for a little while. It's very casual but they are hanging out and he is having fun with her," a source exclusively tells E! News about the couple's burgeoning romance. "They've know each other for three years and have been getting closer for over a year," but they've only recently started seeing each other more frequently, the source says. "They always had good chemistry." "Alexis' star is on the rise," adds the insider. "He thinks she's really talented."

The bold part in the blockquote is basically all you need to know about what's going on here, because if a publicist can't even lie about it then MacFarlane is just seeing her naked a few times a week and telling her to be patient. Because he really wants a relationship, but his heart is just too fragile right now. He feels like he can be himself around her and would you like some more wine? Your hair looks very pretty like that did you know that? It really brings out your eyes. You know, then they hump.

 

Now that he's done sexing up Khaleesi, Seth MacFarlane is now dating Ryan Phillippe's baby mama and the dumb chick in Pitch Perfect with the massive rack, Alexis Knapp. Damn,…

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Alice’s WonderlandBy toddMarch 24, 2010
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I have no idea why haven't moved to England yet, because goddamn. I said goddamn.


 

 

I have no idea why haven't moved to England yet, because goddamn. I said goddamn.    

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Erin McNaught Is FashionableBy toddMarch 23, 2010

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Former Miss Australia Erin McNaught modeled a bikini at the L’Oreal Melbourne Fashion Festival, and I don’t know if she’s interested, but my penis has a top hat and bowtie just like that. He’s a distinguished gentleman of nobility and honor, cultured in the arts and sciences, skilled in the ways of seduction and small game hunting.

Former Miss Australia Erin McNaught modeled a bikini at the L’Oreal Melbourne Fashion Festival, and I don’t know if she’s interested, but my penis has a top hat and bowtie…
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My Girlfriend Got A White Girl WeaveBy toddMarch 23, 2010

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Ashley Greene is ridiculously hot, so unlike like Britney Spears, she knows how to pull off extensions. I guess what I’m saying is, fake hair doesn’t really bother me. Ashley Greene could have legs like Robocop and lungs outside her body and I’d still ask her if she likes it from behind.

Ashley Greene is ridiculously hot, so unlike like Britney Spears, she knows how to pull off extensions. I guess what I’m saying is, fake hair doesn’t really bother me. Ashley…

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Nerd FantasyBy toddMarch 23, 2010

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Olivia Munn and her comically oversized head and flat ass are in the April/May issue of Complex, and it’s good to know that she’s pretty much self-aware and knows that the only guys who want to marry her have phaser key chains and are saving up to buy chainmail. If she ever posed for Playboy, I assume it would involve her playing Quidditch and going down on Gandalf the White.

Olivia Munn and her comically oversized head and flat ass are in the April/May issue of Complex, and it’s good to know that she’s pretty much self-aware and knows that…

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Victoria Silvstedt Is In A BikiniBy toddMarch 22, 2010

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Victoria Silvstedt is an actual prostitute, so if you’re looking to have sex with this, you might be able to work out a deal. I hear that sex reassignment therapy at John Hopkins is pretty expensive.

Victoria Silvstedt is an actual prostitute, so if you’re looking to have sex with this, you might be able to work out a deal. I hear that sex reassignment therapy…

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Britney Is HornyBy toddSeptember 14, 2009

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Since her relationship with her agent is basically over, Britney Spears is on the prowl for new meat. No, not the kind that’s flame-broiled her way. NYDN reports:

We’re told that the last time Brit wanted some male delivered, she picked up some modeling agency catalogues and started flipping through the pictures. According to our sources, she took a liking to one strapping Ford man named Bekim Trenova. Using back channels, Spears’ minions are said to have invited the 24-year-old hunk to “audition” for a music video in L.A. “When he got there, there was no camera crew,” contends a source. “There was just Britney. She was looking sexy. She made it pretty clear that she was less interested in hiring him than in dating him.” Trenova had recently broken up with Victoria’s Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. But according to our source, “Bekim found the whole scene very weird. He was polite but not interested. He made some excuse to get out of there.” Her rep insists the story is “completely false. She doesn’t know this guy.” A coy Trenova laughs: “I have no comment.”

Man, that Bekim Trenova guy sure has a lot of will power. It’s not everyday you get tempted by a mentally unstable overweight single mother of two. It’s like he was being tempted by the devil himself!!

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Since her relationship with her agent is basically over, Britney Spears is on the prowl for new meat. No, not the kind that’s flame-broiled her way. NYDN reports: We’re told…

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Guess What Happened NextBy toddApril 03, 2009
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You can see Lindsay Lohan's nipple if you want to, but please keep in mind she'll be in porn soon, so this might not be as good as when her tits will be bouncing up and down on the black guy in the horse mask. Besides, you've seen Lindsay's tits a million times already (here, here, here, here, here, here), so what's the big deal? At this point, the only way you could see more of Lindsay Lohan's tits is if she turned them inside out.

You can see Lindsay Lohan's nipple if you want to, but please keep in mind she'll be in porn soon, so this might not be as good as when her…

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