Kendall Jenner’s Ass Did The Met GalaBy toddMay 03, 2017
Kendall Jenner’s Ass Did The Met Gala

 

You can’t really have an event where rich people dress up and not have a Kardashian or a Jenner show up without their asses hanging out, so it really shouldn’t come as a surprise that Kendall Jenner wore this dress. Kris usually asks Kim to do this, but Kim looks like Kim now, and Khloe couldn’t do it because she’s currently filming the Jurassic World sequel. A source told me she’s in a scene where a goat is tied to a stick but then the accidentally cut the power to Khloe’s fence.

 

  You can’t really have an event where rich people dress up and not have a Kardashian or a Jenner show up without their asses hanging out, so it really…

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Emily Ratajkowski Did Lingerie/Met GalaBy toddMay 02, 2017
Emily Ratajkowski Did Lingerie/Met Gala

 

I could legit post about Emily Ratajkowski every day, because have you seen her body? You’ve seen her body, right? (NSFW)  Did you see the post below this? I need to get something up immediately to cover that up. Not even sure why I even posted that. Things were going so well.

 

Morning

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Here she is at the Met Gala last night. This dress is an affront of what I’m trying to do with traffic.

 

  I could legit post about Emily Ratajkowski every day, because have you seen her body? You’ve seen her body, right? (NSFW)  Did you see the post below this? I…

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Selena Gomez And The Weeknd Did The Met Gala TogetherBy toddMay 02, 2017
Selena Gomez And The Weeknd Did The Met Gala Together

 

Bella Hadid showed like half her titty yesterday, then Selena Gomez and The Weeknd did their first red(?) carpet together at the Met Gala last night. Pretty rude, to be honest.  Anyway, they look pretty happy. Maybe it’s love, or maybe he got her into drugs. Probably both.

 

  Bella Hadid showed like half her titty yesterday, then Selena Gomez and The Weeknd did their first red(?) carpet together at the Met Gala last night. Pretty rude, to…

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Rihanna Wore This To The Met GalaBy toddMay 02, 2017
Rihanna Wore This To The Met Gala

 

Maybe because I’m not gay or woman, but when I saw what Rihanna wore to the Met Gala last night, my mind wasn’t blown and I didn’t use all caps in a tweet. Rihanna could pretty much wear anything and still look hot as hell, so maybe whatever this is was supposed to remind us of that. Also a good reminder? The Internet never takes long.

 

No y’all didn’t

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  Maybe because I’m not gay or woman, but when I saw what Rihanna wore to the Met Gala last night, my mind wasn’t blown and I didn’t use all…

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Olivia Wilde Is In MaximBy michelleJune 14, 2009
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Olivia Wilde is in Maxim, and someone was nice enough to do some scans! So I shall share them with you.

I am a straight girl, but I’d hit it (like this, I’d hit it like that, I’d hit it with a wiffle ball bat! Ooooh, damn! Yep, “Paul Revere” is my favorite Beastie Boys song, and I know the actual lyrics, so there is no need to correct me). She has small titties, but still, nice! Well, I’m tired from trying too hard, and I’m all fake-lesbian’d out. So just enjoy the pics, ‘kay?

Olivia Wilde is in Maxim, and someone was nice enough to do some scans! So I shall share them with you. I am a straight girl, but I’d hit it…

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Paris Hilton is a CircusBy toddJune 12, 2009

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Finally convinced that she’s a whore, Doug Reinhardt released a statement today about his break up with Paris Hilton. TMZ reports:

“Doug refuses to take part of this ridiculous media circus. He wishes Paris
and all of her future boyfriends the best of luck.” Guess he doesn’t think Ronaldo will be “The One?” And to add to it all, sources close to Doug told us, “Contrary to reports, Paris is begging him to take her back, she made a mistake and loves him 100%.”

Paris Hilton’s vagina is like Ellis Island, so of course she’s probably banging some other guy while I’m typing this. At least Doug Reinhardt seems pretty calm and nonchalant about this whole thing. Although I’m pretty sure that’ll all change when he can’t explain the green tentacles growing on his penis. Dude, you should probably get that looked at.

Finally convinced that she’s a whore, Doug Reinhardt released a statement today about his break up with Paris Hilton. TMZ reports: “Doug refuses to take part of this ridiculous media…

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