Taylor Swift Has Already Written Five Songs About Harry StylesBy toddJanuary 14, 2013



Two days after the news broke that she was dumped yet again, Taylor Swift tweeted this. If you’re doing the math at home, she wrote a song for every 13 days they were together. Sun reports:

HEARTBROKEN Taylor Swift has already penned FIVE songs about her break-up with Harry Styles — despite the couple only splitting a week ago. The American singer is back in the studio and deciding whether to release more tracks about another failed showbiz relationship. Grammy winner Taylor, 23, has just had a No1 hit called We Are Never, which is rumoured to be about Hollywood actor Jake Gyllenhaal. And the star — who only dated One Direction pin-up Harry, 18, for 66 days — also pulled out her poison pen for US singer John Mayer in song Dear John. A source revealed: “Taylor writes music in the same way that other women chat to their friends on the phone. “It’s been how she deals with her emotions for most of her life. “Harry and Taylor only dated for a short time but there were very strong feelings, so it’s been a tough comedown.” The source added: “Lyrics have been written, but Taylor hasn’t come close to deciding whether she’ll ever release them. A song about it will surface at some point but it won’t be anything like the way she had a dig at her other ex John Mayer in one of her other tracks.”

Taylor Swift has been attached to 13 dudes in 4 years, so is she really looking for love or trying to set a world record in imaginary bridal registries? Stop asking dudes to pick out baby names on the first date. Stop buying a house in their neighborhood on the third. Get a tan. Find out why your eyes look Asian. Chill with the bangs. Stop dating dudes based on whether you can check them out of school. Learn a new kind of song. Maybe think about implants. When a guy shows interest in you, go home and practice your sane face in the mirror the same way you do your “I’m so shocked to win this award” face. Watch more Investigative Discovery. Get a cat. Get two cats. I can’t think of anything else right now, but stay away from dick for a while.

Two days after the news broke that she was dumped yet again, Taylor Swift tweeted this. If you’re doing the math at home, she wrote a song for every 13…

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Olivia Wilde Is Engaged To Jason SudeikisBy toddJanuary 14, 2013



When she was 19, Olivia Wilde married an Italian prince in 2003. They were divorced in September 2011. She started dating Jason Sudeikis in November 2011. They are now engaged. Olivia Wilde is like a Taylor Swift who can close. People reports:

Saturday Night Live funnyman Jason Sudeikis is definitely serious about his relationship with actress Olivia Wilde. The actor proposed to Wilde shortly after the holidays, PEOPLE has learned exclusively. “They are so excited,” says a source close to both. “And very, very happy.” Sudeikis, 37, and Wilde, 28, who has said she fell “blissfully, hopelessly, wildly in love” with the actor, began dating in November of 2011 and moved in together last year.

I really have nothing bad to say about either of them, so I guess I’ll just say congratulations. It’s always nice when someone is married for eight years then gets divorced and immediately marries somebody else. I don’t see any issues there.

When she was 19, Olivia Wilde married an Italian prince in 2003. They were divorced in September 2011. She started dating Jason Sudeikis in November 2011. They are now engaged….

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Bar Refaeli Didn’t Get Married This WeekendBy toddAugust 22, 2011
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Instead, she was in Greece in a black bikini that Kim Kardaashian could only wear if sorcery was somehow involved or the inspection tag was stamped at Hogwarts.

 

Instead, she was in Greece in a black bikini that Kim Kardaashian could only wear if sorcery was somehow involved or the inspection tag was stamped at Hogwarts.  

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Megan Fox Is Not Kim KardashianBy jessAugust 21, 2011
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She’s also not a suicidal husband of anyone on a Bravo show, an artificially avant garde pop star, or on Jersey Shore. Seeing as I have football to watch, whiskey to shoot, and cupcakes to eat, those are reasons enough.

She’s also not a suicidal husband of anyone on a Bravo show, an artificially avant garde pop star, or on Jersey Shore. Seeing as I have football to watch, whiskey…

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Blame The Black GuyBy jessAugust 21, 2011
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Kim Kardashian got married last night, sold the photos to People, and will televise it on E! in October. In case you forgot why she was famous, look above. Oh, and read this from Radar.

Rapper Ray J is taking credit for all the worldwide interest in Kim Kardashian. The rapper who “co-starred” with Kim in an infamous sex tape, texted her a message that said just that, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. “And to think you really have me to thank for all this ;-)” a source tells us Ray J texted the bride! This isn’t the first time Ray has taken credit for Kim’s success. Earlier this year, he told an interviewer he had “created” her. A graphic sex tape of the two was leaked in February, 2007, and Vivid Entertainment jumped in with plans to professionally release it. Kim filed a $5 million lawsuit against the porn company. The parties settled for an undisclosed amount.

I’m happy that Ray-J’s admitting his guilt. To be fair, he had accomplices OJ Simpson and Ryan Seacrest, but they’re both already imprisoned–one in jail, one in the closet.

Kim Kardashian got married last night, sold the photos to People, and will televise it on E! in October. In case you forgot why she was famous, look above. Oh,…

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This Will End WellBy jessAugust 20, 2011

Charlie Sheen took Brooke Mueller to Mexico. Us Weekly says:

The divorced duo was spotted in L.A. Friday hopping aboard a private jet, and a source tells Us Weekly Sheen, 45, and Mueller, 34, are “thinking of getting back together.” The fired Two and a Half Men star — whose character is reportedly killed off in the season premiere — is currently paying Mueller $55,000 per month in child support. (The two are parents to 2-year-old twins Bob and Max.) On Christmas day in 2009, Sheen allegedly held a knife to Mueller’s throat and threatened to kill her. He later pled guilty on lesser charges and spent time in rehab, not jail. Since the incident, the two had lived apart, although their divorce wasn’t officially granted until this past May. A source tells Us the parents have been “getting counseling and therapy [with] the boys” and Mueller, who has struggled with substance addiction, is “actually responding to treatment.” “She’s totally gung-ho,” the source adds. “He just wants his kids to be happy, and if that means they need to be a family, then he is up for it… The kids have suffered a lot, and he feels so guilty lately.”

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Charlie Sheen took Brooke Mueller to Mexico. Us Weekly says: The divorced duo was spotted in L.A. Friday hopping aboard a private jet, and a source tells Us Weekly Sheen,…

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Arianny Celeste Wins TwitterBy toddAugust 19, 2011

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Arianny Celeste tweeted these pics of her in a bikini yesterday, and if you don’t know who she is, she’s an American model best known for being an Octagon girl for the UFC. And she’s 3/4 Mexican and 1/4 Filipino. And she’s from Las Vegas. In November 2010, she posed for Playboy. Wow, it seems like I know more about Arianny Celeste than I thought. Man, it’s almost like we’re dating. I mean, the papers her lawyers sent me didn’t use that exact term, but what do they know of love?

Arianny Celeste tweeted these pics of her in a bikini yesterday, and if you don’t know who she is, she’s an American model best known for being an Octagon girl…

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Ashley Greene Has Nice PantsBy toddAugust 19, 2011

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Jessica Simpson isn’t gonna believe this, but here’s pictures of Ashley Greene leaving a gym again. Man, how does she do it?! It’s almost like she cares h…ok, just look at her cameltoe. See it? Good. I don’t have to dick around with you people today.

Jessica Simpson isn’t gonna believe this, but here’s pictures of Ashley Greene leaving a gym again. Man, how does she do it?! It’s almost like she cares h…ok, just look…

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