So, I watched the Gary Johnson Town Hall thing last night, and I have to say, it was the best anti-marijuana ad I’ve ever seen. Like, just let Bill Weld talk, you goofy fucker. So now that I know it would actually be a wasted vote, let’s move on to better things like Bella Thorne‘s hot ass in a bikini. Enjoy. Also, the magic wand of the free market has found her a new boyfriend. Gary Johnson should mention this at some point. It works!
EW just dropped the first image of Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor in Batman Vs. Superman: Dawn Of Justice, and as you can see Lex Luthor is still bald. Gonna be weird in that one scene where he nervously asks a girl out on a date or has to explain to his mother why he didn’t go to law school.
You’ve probably read this story already, because stories like this are exciting and fun! Anyway, if you haven’t read it, Jon Hamm went to rehab for alcohol abuse. Not sure if you caught that in the headline or not.
Jon Hamm completed a 30-day rehab program for alcohol abuse, just days before the premiere of the last season of “Mad Men.” We’re told Hamm checked himself into Silver Hill Hospital in New Canaan, Connecticut at the end of February. It’s a high-end facility. The final season is already in the can. Hamm’s people tell TMZ, “With the support of his longtime partner Jennifer Westfeldt, Jon Hamm recently completed treatment for his struggle with alcohol addiction. They have asked for privacy and sensitivity going forward.”
Mad Men jokes aside, I’m just glad he didn’t join AA, because they’re worst than Mormons. Now, I don’t want a pamphlet or think modest is hottest. Please pedal away.
Mila Kunis without makeup is basically the Russian remake of The Ring, so imagine that face walking around pregnant. But good news: she’s no longer pregnant and put on makeup for the Jupiter Ascending premiere last night. These pictures are probably why Ashton Kutcher will get her pregnant again. Women and their wily tricks! Also, I have a friend at Sundance who said mostly everybody walked out of the screening, because Robert Redford didn’t have the necessary insurance if people died of laughter from watching Channing Tatum in a mesh tank top and eyeliner.
Remember that song “FourFiveSeconds” Rihanna dropped with Kanye and that new guy Paul McCartney? It’s pretty dope. Anyway, Rihanna posted a sneak peek of the video on Instagram last night. I hope Paul McCartney wins and this video looks great so far, but I think Missy Elliot is a lock for Best New Artist.
Maybe Josie Cunningham shouldn’t get drunk in public (VERY NSFW) Taxi Driver Movie
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I guess we kinda already knew Jessica Biel was pregnant, but Justin Timberlake removed any doubt about it when he posted this pic on Instagram this weekend. I mean, unless this isn’t Jessica Biel and he was using a stand in. Maybe it’s Lance Bass. We really don’t know for sure. Britney Spears might photoshop her head in later.
Christ. Like I don’t even know where to start. As expected, Katy Perry had no business performing at the Super Bowl halftime show. I was just a bunch of bright, shiny things to distract you from the fact that lip-synching chick with the weave is a mediocre talent with a big rack who sells a lot of albums because America is mostly dumb. Lenny Kravitz was probably on beach right at dawn scrubbing his soul with a rock, but at least Katy Perry was just an opening act for Missy Elliot. I would say the halftime show was as depressing as the commercials, but you can’t really compete with amputees and dead kids if you’re trying to depress someone. I was seriously waiting for a Wendy’s commercial where they shot a puppy in the head and euthanized a homeless man to promote their new Frosty campaign.
Check out the whole performance after the jump. I like the part where Katy Perry tries to learn Missy Elliot’s dance routine on the stage.
I thought somebody at the NFL would realize they said “Katy Perry” when they announced the halftime show performer then issue a written apology, but it looks like we’re stuck with listening to a prerecorded track filled with lyrics that make you dumb (seriously, her lyrics are fucking dumb) while you’re packing your bowl for the 3rd quarter. So here she is at the Pepsi Super Bowl XLIX Halftime Show press conference. She confirmed she hates Taylor Swift and said she wants her halftime performance to be “quintessential Katy”, whatever the fuck that means. Hoping we stare at her rack long enough so we notice her glass eye? I guess it’s worked so far.
This is not the best week to be on a movie set obviously.
“Today there was an unfortunate accident at CMPC Studios in Taiwan, where the Martin Scorsese film, Silence, is in pre-production. An existing structure on the CMPC backlot had been deemed unsafe by the production, and accordingly a 3rd-party contractor was hired to reinforce and make it safe prior to any production-related work commencing in this building. Sadly, during this process, the ceiling collapsed, resulting in the death of one of the contractor’s employees and injuries to two others. Everyone is in shock and sorrow and expresses their deepest concern and sympathy to the families of the individual who died and those who were injured.”
This movie still hasn’t killed more people than Chris Kyle, so it’s going to be a while before it’s labeled a hero. Give it time, my friends. Also, you might want to skip visiting a movie set this week.