Tom Wopat Got Arrested For Sticking His Fingers In A Woman’s ButtBy toddAugust 04, 2017
Tom Wopat Got Arrested For Sticking His Fingers In A Woman’s Butt

 

Dukes of Hazzard‘s Tom Wopat got arrested on Wednesday in Waltham, Mass. In town rehearsing a play, Wopat got arrested for indecent assault and battery and liking cocaine. His face also looks like the ass end of a burrito with a mustache on it

According to law enforcement … police arrested 65-year-old Wopat Wednesday at 10:53 PM. Police were actively looking for him, and pulled him over in his Ford Bronco. We’re told cops found a small baggie of cocaine on him, and he was booked for possession.

So what is “indecent assault” you might be asking yourself? Well, they call it that when you stick your hand down a woman’s pants and stick your fingers in her butt crack and said woman is not cool with that.

According to the police report, obtained by TMZ, Wopat was rehearsing his show, “42nd Street,” at the Reagle Theatre in Waltham, MA on July 23 when a woman on the set claims he walked behind her and she felt his hand grab her butt. She also says she felt his fingers go between her butt cheeks. She complained to one of the honchos about the incident, and Wopat was confronted. According to the police report, he denied touching the woman and said, “F*** them all.” There are 2 other incidents mentioned in the police report, both occurring during rehearsals. In one case a woman says he came up from behind her and wrapped his arm around her hip and lower waist, pulling her into him. In another instance a woman says he peeled sunburned skin off her arm.

Tom is out here just wanting to do blow and grab women’s asses and peel dead skin off their arms oh damn Tom what the hell is you doing, man? . He should have sang the lyrics to the Dukes Of Hazzard when the cops tried to arrested him and everybody would’ve had a good laugh then they would’ve shared his cocaine and went to foil a Boss Hog scheme.

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Kanye West Is Suing An Insurance Company For $10M Because He Canceled TourBy toddAugust 02, 2017
Kanye West Is Suing An Insurance Company For $10M Because He Canceled Tour

 

I’m not going to pretend I know what any of this means, but Kanye West suing an insurance because he couldn’t finish a tour seems very Kanye West.

Kanye West’s touring company is suing Lloyd’s of London to get its money back for the shortened Saint Pablo tour…According to docs, Very Good Touring filed a claim with Lloyd’s back in November. You’ll recall Kanye pulled the plug on his remaining tour dates after spending 8 days at UCLA Medical Center in late November. In the docs, Kanye’s co. says it had a policy with Lloyd’s to cover cancellation or non-appearance fees. However, Lloyd’s has yet to fork over a dime and, according to the suit … suggests it might not ever, because it suspects Kanye’s marijuana use caused his breakdown. Very Good Touring says Lloyd’s has no proof to back up its weed theory, and is merely looking for “any ostensible excuse no matter how fanciful” to deny payment on the policy. VGT is suing Lloyd’s for $9.8 million, plus interest.

Weed. Much like your racist aunt after black guy gets shot by police, weed is also an insurance company’s excuse for why they shouldn’t pay.

The court papers have accused the insurance firm of using an alleged “use of marijuana” as a factor in the stalled payment. West displayed erratic behaviour during his 2016 Saint Pablo Tour and was hospitalised for a week in November. Sources told BuzzFeed News the rapper had suffered from sleep deprivation, dehydration, and exhaustion. During one performance he reportedly arrived late, sang a handful of songs and left the stage.

I don’t even know why they should pay or why they shouldn’t pay, all I know is that Kim Kardashian is being sued for $100M right now. Kanye needs to say he got 1o on it.

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Casey Affleck’s Wife Filed For DivorceBy toddAugust 02, 2017
Casey Affleck’s Wife Filed For Divorce

 

Casey Affleck is now free to sexually predator the country.

Casey Affleck’s wife of 9 years, Summer Phoenix, is filing for divorce, and according to her the split’s been a longtime coming. Summer filed the divorce petition Monday in Los Angeles … citing irreconcilable differences. The couple has 2 sons — 13-year-old Indiana and 9-year-old Atticus. In the docs, she requests joint physical and legal custody of the boys. In the docs, she lists their date of separation as November 2015 — although they didn’t announce the split until March 2016. Point is… things had long since been on the rocks when Casey won the Oscar for Best Actor earlier this year.

They’ve been split up for a while and he’s been dating the brown gay cop on Supergirl, but it hasn’t been the best year for the Affleck bros. One is a unrepentant alcoholic who threw it all away for the nanny and also starred in Batman v Superman, and the other has more sexual harassment lawsuits than Donald Trump (not as many as Bill Clinton). He also won an Oscar for a boring movie about white people being depressed and dying in fires. Not sure where I’m going with this. I’ll stop now. You get the idea. Have a blessed day.

 

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Ariel Winter Is Doing This AgainBy toddAugust 02, 2017
Ariel Winter Is Doing This Again

 

Just like the number of bumper stickers you have on your car is directly related to how much of an insufferable asshole you are, the number of social media posts you make about body-shaming and being comfortable in your own body is directly related to the number of bikini/boobs pics you put up for likes and attention (sup, Emily Ratajkowski). That being said, Ariel Winter is back on her bullshit again. She posted these three pics on Instagram, and I can’t wait until she picks the one overtly cruel comments and writes an essay about body-shaming and the think pieces it will generate from sites that have a vested interest in being thought as attractive even though they only see a gym on their way to McDonald’s. You know the type. Enjoy!

 

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Krysten Ritter Did The ‘Defenders’ PremiereBy toddAugust 01, 2017
Krysten Ritter Did The ‘Defenders’ Premiere

 

Daredevil was great. Jessica Jones was great. Luke Cage was great until Cottonmouth died. The Iron Fist was I don’t know I lasted one episode. So maybe Defenders will be great. The jokes in the trailer aren’t. But the trailer also has Krysten Ritter‘s fine ass, so that means I’l be watching however many episodes they have. Because, as I said, Krysten Ritter is fine. The premiere of Marvel’s Defenders was last night and she wore this dress. Other casts members were there as well. Good for them.

 

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Kendall Jenner Is Topless To Sell LingerieBy toddAugust 01, 2017
Kendall Jenner Is Topless To Sell Lingerie

 

La Perla needs brand recognition for their brand recognition, so they hired Kendall Jenner to put on a thong and stand in front of a green screen to sell panties to chicks. I’m not a woman, or identify as a woman, or buy thongs for myself, but do women or people who identify as women or men who buy thongs for themselves buy something because Kendall Jenner endorses it? That can’t be right. I guess they hired Kendall Jenner instead of other sisters because they want perspective buyers to actually be able to see the thong. Smart decision on their part, but it’s still a Jenner so I don’t know how much that translates into sales. Could be some sort of write off.

 

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Rihanna Did The ‘Valerian’ PremiereBy toddJuly 18, 2017
Rihanna Did The ‘Valerian’ Premiere

 

Rihanna is playing a shape-shifting alien in Luc Besson’s Valerian And The City Of A Thousand Planets, and I was told by management not to discuss how Hollywood is blackwashing shape-shifting aliens for a casting gimmick. I guess I’m just too woke. But obviously, as you can see, Rihanna attended the premiere and she’s not a shape-shifting alien. It’s just a shame that so many filmmakers use human actors to portray aliens from different planets. This is very problematic. You can look at these pictures of Rihanna being hot in this dress if you want to, but you’re just perpetuating the lack of alien representation seen in movies today.

 

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I Forgot Megan Fox Was On InstagramBy toddJuly 18, 2017
I Forgot Megan Fox Was On Instagram

 

Only 2009-2010 kids will remember when I used to posted about Megan Fox legit every day like twice a day, because she was hotter than whatever you’re into now in 2017. Since then, it appears her and her plastic surgeon have become pretty close. It happens. So maybe that’s why she cropped her face out of this pic. Still would. Yes, my friends. Still would.

 

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Jay Z Hit This MaybeBy toddJune 10, 2014
Jay Z Hit This Maybe

 

So Jay Z may or may not have had sex with Casey Cohen, a 1OAK hostess in NYC. No word yet if Solange has slit her throat then kicked her down a well yet.

Beyoncé and Jay Z are putting up a united front, just days after a report emerged that the rapper is getting too close to Casey Cohen, a New York City hostess. The young blonde, who is 16 years younger than Jay Z, has a bio on Bravo TV, as she apparently is also a reality star. The bio states that Cohen “earned a Bachelor of Science in Studio Art and a Master's Degree in Art Education at NYU. When she isn't working on her art or staying fit, she works for the hospitality company. She is very passionate about art and education and is always finding a way to give back." While there is no mention of her reported gig at NYC hotspot 1OAK, according to InTouch Weekly, Cohen and Jay Z have been spending time together, and he visits her while she’s working. “Jay probably sees her twice a month. He visits her while she’s working and then they slip away for an afterparty. She’ll hang out with him all night, flirting with him and touching him," an insider tells the magazine.

If you don't believe this story because you can undertstand why anybody would cheat on Beyonce, please keep mind that Jay Z has had sex with Beyonce already. He's also seen her pregnant. Nobody should have to be put through that. Also undertstand that this chick white. Us minority guys basicaly have moral obligation to bang as many white girls as possible. It eases white guilt and I personally think it's better than reparations if it's all the same.

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Miley Cyrus Is Still Doing ThisBy toddJune 10, 2014

 

Maybe Miley Cyrus is right. Because maybe she is fat black chick from Decatur wearing spandex shorts trapped in the body of a scrawny, annoying redneck with a flat ass because she has all the confidence in the world despite not being sexually attractive in any way. This why all copies of Cosmo should be burned a Jezebel should be sold to Bro Bible. Why are they teaching women these things? It's unseemly.

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