Alice’s WonderlandBy toddMarch 24, 2010
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I have no idea why haven't moved to England yet, because goddamn. I said goddamn.


 

 

I have no idea why haven't moved to England yet, because goddamn. I said goddamn.    

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Erin McNaught Is FashionableBy toddMarch 23, 2010

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Former Miss Australia Erin McNaught modeled a bikini at the L’Oreal Melbourne Fashion Festival, and I don’t know if she’s interested, but my penis has a top hat and bowtie just like that. He’s a distinguished gentleman of nobility and honor, cultured in the arts and sciences, skilled in the ways of seduction and small game hunting.

Former Miss Australia Erin McNaught modeled a bikini at the L’Oreal Melbourne Fashion Festival, and I don’t know if she’s interested, but my penis has a top hat and bowtie…
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My Girlfriend Got A White Girl WeaveBy toddMarch 23, 2010

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Ashley Greene is ridiculously hot, so unlike like Britney Spears, she knows how to pull off extensions. I guess what I’m saying is, fake hair doesn’t really bother me. Ashley Greene could have legs like Robocop and lungs outside her body and I’d still ask her if she likes it from behind.

Ashley Greene is ridiculously hot, so unlike like Britney Spears, she knows how to pull off extensions. I guess what I’m saying is, fake hair doesn’t really bother me. Ashley…

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Nerd FantasyBy toddMarch 23, 2010

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Olivia Munn and her comically oversized head and flat ass are in the April/May issue of Complex, and it’s good to know that she’s pretty much self-aware and knows that the only guys who want to marry her have phaser key chains and are saving up to buy chainmail. If she ever posed for Playboy, I assume it would involve her playing Quidditch and going down on Gandalf the White.

Olivia Munn and her comically oversized head and flat ass are in the April/May issue of Complex, and it’s good to know that she’s pretty much self-aware and knows that…

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Victoria Silvstedt Is In A BikiniBy toddMarch 22, 2010

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Victoria Silvstedt is an actual prostitute, so if you’re looking to have sex with this, you might be able to work out a deal. I hear that sex reassignment therapy at John Hopkins is pretty expensive.

Victoria Silvstedt is an actual prostitute, so if you’re looking to have sex with this, you might be able to work out a deal. I hear that sex reassignment therapy…

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