Kevin Federline Got Married AgainBy toddAugust 12, 2013
Kevin Federline Got Married Again

 

"You, dawgs. Ya'll want some chocolate and vanilla?" "LOL, good one, dad!"

 

Kevin Federline hasn't been on this site since his tainted sperm caused Britney Spears to shave her head and attack a car with an umbrella then be ruled by the courts as too stupid to make the simplest of life choices (she remains under that same court ruling to this day), but he's back. Because he got married again. E! Online reports:

Britney Spears' ex husband made it official in Las Vegas on Saturday, E! News confirms. And the proposal and marriage came as a surprise to K-Fed's blond ladylove, Victoria Prince. Victoria tells E!: "For the first time in my life, I got a taste of heaven!"  The couple began dating back in 2008 and are proud parents to their 1-year-old daughter, Jordan Kay, who was also along for the memorable trip and surprise nuptials. Victoria shared a pic of her daughter en route to Vegas with the caption: "Road trip with mommy, daddy, and grandma!! bestgma federline4real #thefedz#vivalasvegas."

So if you're keeping count a home, Kevin Federline now has five kids with three different baby mamas. Ten more and he can play cornerback for the Jets.

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Katy Perry Has A New Song Called ‘Roar’. It Leaked. It SucksBy toddAugust 12, 2013

 

Proving that you really only need huge boobs and an expertly crafted image to become and maintain a famous person, Katy Perry is still somehow allowed to release albums even though her "music" sounds like something a 14-year old girl would put out on YouTube. Her lyrics are just random shit that rhymes and her voice wouldn't even make it inside the building at an American Idol audition. But again, because of boobs, she's releasing a new album and the first track "Roar" has already leaked. In the song, she wants you to know that she's a lion and won't take it anymore, but with way more rudimentary lyrics and beats by Fisher-Price My First Studio. Just to fully drive the point home how bad this song is, the chorus includes the words "I have the eye of the tiger" then she says roar like Tony the Tiger was a consultant on the track.

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Sophie Turner Continues To Have A Great InstagramBy toddAugust 12, 2013
Sophie Turner Continues To Have A Great Instagram

 

Since you probably still have morning wood, here's Sophie Turner and her ridiculously hot ass on Instagram again. Would I hit it? Yes. Would I cry afterwards and ask her to hold me? Yes. Do I like pictures of kittens in baskets? Also yes. I also enjoy painting in watercolors and a nice chardonnay. I have several layers and can't be defined by my penis alone. I'm a human being, ok? I'm not just a piece of meat for you to ogle.

 

Pic source = Instagram

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Chris Brown Had A Seizure TodayBy toddAugust 09, 2013
Chris Brown Had A Seizure Today

 

Apparently being filled with seething hate and rage makes you flop around like you got electrocuted, because Chris Brown did a new dance move on the floor of a recordgin studio this morning. TMZ reports:

The L.A. City Fire Dept. rushed to a Hollywood recording studio early Friday morning, after getting a 911 call that Chris Brown had a seizure … TMZ has learned. The call came from Record Plant recording studios in Hollywood at 1:09 AM.  When EMTs arrived ... we're told Chris refused treatment and also refused to be transported to the hospital. We do not know if it was indeed a seizure, but we've learned Chris did suffer from seizures as a child.

What a badass. He refused treatment. Probably because it wasn't a condition of his probation.

 
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