Bella Thorne Has A Music VideoBy toddFebruary 16, 2018
Bella Thorne Has A Music Video

 

Bella Thorne is in a new movie called, Midnight Sun, and she sings a song off the soundtrack called, “Burn So Bright.” Get it? Do you get it? As expected, the song is super generic and boring, but at least she looks like she took a shower for the video shoot. That’s a plus. Good for her for practicing contractually obligated self-care.

 

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Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux Split UpBy toddFebruary 16, 2018
Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux Split Up

 

Still don’t understand why somebody would want to marry Jennifer Aniston, but Justin Theroux did in 2015 and I guess almost three years was enough.

“In an effort to reduce any further speculation, we have decided to announce our separation. This decision was mutual and lovingly made at the end of last year. We are two best friends who have decided to part ways as a couple, but look forward to continuing our cherished friendship,” the couple said in a joint statement to E! News. “Normally we would do this privately, but given that the gossip industry cannot resist an opportunity to speculate and invent, we wanted to convey the truth directly. Whatever else is printed about us that is not directly from us, is someone else’s fictional narrative. Above all, we are determined to maintain the deep respect and love that we have for one another.”

I mean, it’s not like Jennifer Aniston’s career was prolonged ten years longer than it should have because of the gossip industry, but that’s not here nor there. But, of course,  now people are saying Brad Pitt and Aniston should get back together, but remember that Pitt is (reportedly) a violent alcoholic and Aniston is a narcissist who is a raging coke head (allegedly) according to everybody I know in LA. Brad would probably leave her ass on read anyway. Who knew Angelina Jolie would be the one with her shit together? Hit her up, Justin. Chelsea Handler is gonna blame you anyway, so might as well.

 

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Kate Upton Did “Lip Sync Battle”By toddApril 20, 2017
Kate Upton Did “Lip Sync Battle”

 

Kate Upton is in the stage of career where she tries to avoid calls from Dancing With The Stars, but tests the market for her eventual run by appearing on Spike’s Lip Sync Battle.  She did Britney Spears’ Baby One More Time, because they had to put her in a schoolgirl outfit for the obvious reasons. It’s not like they were gonna invite Kate Upton on and have her lip sync Adele. That wouldn’t make  good promo ad.

 

 

Here’s something called the LSB Preshow where Kate sounds out of breath. Not sure if this was before or after.

 

 

I don’t even know why Kate Upton dances anymore when the greatest dance video of all time is readily available on the Internet. Why even does this to us?

 

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Taylor Swift Is Coming For Conor Kennedy Again Because His Mugshot Was ‘Hot’By toddFebruary 01, 2017
Taylor Swift Is Coming For Conor Kennedy Again Because His Mugshot Was ‘Hot’

 

Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy broke up in 2012 just in time for her new album and his trigonometry test, but all that’s changed now, because Conor got arrested in Aspen and apparently his mugshot got her wet. I was unaware that she was capable. Let Radar Online let the moisture in below.
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James Franco Might Have Head-Butted Some Dude Over Lana Del ReyBy toddOctober 19, 2016
James Franco Might Have Head-Butted Some Dude Over Lana Del Rey

 

A photographer is suing James Franco because in 2014 he was at a Lana Del Rey concert, and if I’m reading this right, James Franco was high as shit on something.

David Tonnessen says he was snapping photos of Lana at Hollywood Forever Cemetery in 2014 when Franco, unprovoked, viciously charged and head-butted him in the stomach. According to the docs … Franco was “smiling, rather demonically” when Tonnessen first spotted him, and then — with a “blank expression of joy on his face” … knocked him to the ground. Tonnessen says he was hospitalized and suffered permanent injuries. He’s suing for medical expenses and other damages. We’ve reached out to Franco, so far no word back.

I have no idea where this story is gonna go, but here’s some pics of Lana Del Rey in 2014. Doesn’t seem worth it.

 

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Amber Rose Perfectly Summed Up The Donald Trump Sex StuffBy toddOctober 18, 2016
Amber Rose Perfectly Summed Up The Donald Trump Sex Stuff

 

If you don’t really want to hear what Amber Rose has to say, it’s easy to write her off as a “slut” or “stripper” to keep your fear of women who won’t allow themselves to be subjugated at bay, but when she has an opinion on an issue, it’s pretty much fucking spot on. She also killed Kanye with a single tweet and sent Khloe Kardashian into the ether. Respect. On Friday, during her Loveline with Amber Rose podcast, Rose gave her opinion on the latest Donald Trump mess.

“This is definitely not me sticking up for Donald Trump at all, [but] I do feel like, based on his age, where he came from, the fact that he grew up with a lot of money and a lot of entitlement, that’s probably all he knows. White, privileged, older, f–king rich as f–k,”..“‘I can touch anybody’s p—y I want, I’m Donald Trump. Who the hell is ever going to say no?’”

If you have any critical thinking skills at all, it just takes one time listening to Donald Trump responding to these allegations to understand that this is 100% how he feels. He’s more annoyed that his supporters might not think the women are hot. You know who does that? Narcissists who get caught on hot mics saying they grab pussy whenever they want, then saying the dozen who claimed he did just that are liars.

Then Amber Rose said this. This right here.

“I feel like if Donald Trump — if I was just a regular girl, before I became an activist — came and touched my vagina, I would be scared to tell someone. I would be terrified. I would be like, ‘Donald Trump literally just touched my vagina. Who the f–k do I call? Do I call 9-1-1? Do I call the cop that lives in my neighborhood? Who do I contact? Do I get online and put it on Twitter?”…How do I go about it [so] people literally wouldn’t say, ‘You’re f–king lying. Donald Trump is a millionaire. He doesn’t have to touch your vagina without consent. He could literally f–k whoever he wants’?”

If you don’t understand that last blockquote and how it pertains to victims of sexual assault by powerful men, then either you wish you could grab pussy without recourse or you just hate Hillary too much to understand. Or it it could just be a big media conspiracy to make Trump say these things. You never know!

 

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‘The Accountant’ UK Premiere Was Last Night, Anna Kendrick Seems ThrilledBy toddOctober 18, 2016
‘The Accountant’ UK Premiere Was Last Night, Anna Kendrick Seems Thrilled

 

From what I can tell, The Accountant is about a slick hitman with autism who shoots bad guys instead of elementary school children with a gun his mom bought. Part of this movie filmed right outside my friend’s apartment in Buckhead, and you could legit look out the window and see Ben Affleck. The didn’t even make me want to go to Buckhead. Cool story, Todd. Anyway, the UK premiere was last night, and I still can’t figure out if Anna Kendrick is supposed to be attractive or not. Her face kinda looks like a witch mask. The boobs don’t, so this what might be causing the confusion on my end.

 

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Trump Fans Booed And Walked Out Of An Amy Schumer ShowBy toddOctober 17, 2016
Trump Fans Booed And Walked Out Of An Amy Schumer Show

 

Just so this makes sense, Amy Schumer‘s comedy show was in Florida.

About 200 people walked out of Amy Schumer’s comedy show at the Amalie Arena in Tampa Sunday when she mocked Donald Trump as, among other things, an “orange, sexual-assaulting, fake- college-starting monster.” Loud booing from a vocal, but small minority of the arena crowd started about halfway through the show, when Schumer’s raunchy humor veered into more topical matters topics, including gun control and the presidential election…She made it clear she doesn’t understand how people can support Trump. At one point, she asked for a Trump supporter – preferably one with sleeves, she told security personnel – to join her up on stage to explain their enthusiasm for Trump. One fellow did, but he said he was voting for Trump mainly because he doesn’t trust Clinton. When some audience members booed, the actor/comedian invited them to leave and also asked security to remove anyone booing.

Just like their Supreme Leader, when faced with even the slightest bit of criticism, Trump stans have an unhinged meltdown, but also, Amy Schumer is a horrible person. I’m voting third party on this one. Nope. Still not Gary Johnson. Dude needs to just eat the other half of his brownie and go to sleep.

 

UPDATE: The video was removed from YouTube. It’s a global conspiracy and the media is trying to rig the election or something.

 

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Tyga’s Bodyguard Got KilledBy toddApril 01, 2016
Tyga’s Bodyguard Got Killed


Not sure why he needed one, but Tyga had a bodyguard. He died in the most fucked up way possible.

Arlester Henderson — known as Punch to Tyga and his crew — was at the wheel early Wednesday morning when he got into a collision with another vehicle on the 10 freeway. Cops say Punch got out of his SUV to check on people in the other car. That’s when he was struck and killed by a passing car. Tyga’s rep tells TMZ the rapper is “devastated, shocked and heartbroken.” Henderson was 29.

Christ. If there’s any good news here, its that he no longer has to work for Tyga. The bad news is he’s dead. The worse news is that he died going out of his way to help strangers. Which is how Zack Snyder thinks all superheroes should die, because he’s “dark” you see.



Here’s Annalu Cardoso. Tyga banged her a few times. That should cheer him up.



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Here’s Kourtney Kardashian’s Naked AssBy toddDecember 17, 2015
Here’s Kourtney Kardashian’s Naked Ass


I’m not sure of the stipulations that Kris Jenner has in all their contracts, but I think at least one of her daughters has to be naked on the Internet once a week. I guess last night was Kourtney Kardashian‘s turn. Her post didn’t include a caption, and I don’t think she does anything except have Scott Disick’s kids, so I guess her naked ass was to fill the Kris Jenner enforced quota? Somebody has to do the heavy lifting for Kim now. Who knows. Anyway. All aboard for some Photoshopped mom ass.


Just so we’re clear, it’s NSFW.


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