The ‘Oceans 8’ Trailer Is HereBy toddDecember 19, 2017
The ‘Oceans 8’ Trailer Is Here

 

Now that the #MeToo movement has naturally progressed to famous women fighting over what color dress they should wear to the Golden Globes, I guess now is as good a time as any to drop the Oceans 8 trailer. Because in new feminism news, the new thing is where studios take a well-known, existing IP and reboot it with an all female cast and claim “female empowerment” then hire a white dude to direct it. Then the best part is if you say it isn’t as good as the original, it’s because you hate women. Like Ghostbusters.  Remember in the original when four smart dudes used science and well-timed jokes to fight the supernatural then they rebooted it and four women acted mentally challenged and didn’t catch a single ghost the whole movie? That was great. And although Kristen Wiig had already written an Oscar-nominated comedy, they let a white dude in an ascot write it? Cool, cool. Anyway, this trailer actually looks pretty good, so maybe it was just Paul Feig who ruined a franchise before it started.

 

  Now that the #MeToo movement has naturally progressed to famous women fighting over what color dress they should wear to the Golden Globes, I guess now is as good a…
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Amy Schumer Dropped Out Of ‘Barbie’By toddMarch 24, 2017
Amy Schumer Dropped Out Of ‘Barbie’

 

Back in December it was announced that Amy Schumer was going to play Barbie in Sony’s live-action adaptation of Mattel’s most famous toy. Amy Schumer. The one in the banner pic. That’s who Sony decided would be great as Barbie. Amy Schumer. They chose Amy Schumer to play Barbie and thought that was a good idea. I can’t stress that enough. Anyway, she dropped out of the movie, so I assume it no longer takes place in an alternate universe on Planet Tumblr.

“Sadly, I’m no longer able to commit to Barbie due to scheduling conflicts,” the actress said in a statement to Variety. “The film has so much promise, and Sony and Mattel have been great partners. I’m bummed, but look forward to seeing Barbie on the big screen.” “We respect and support Amy’s decision,” a spokesperson for Sony said in a statement. “We look forward to bringing Barbie to the world and sharing updates on casting and filmmakers soon.”

I’m kind of disappointed, because I was looking forward to seeing Patton Oswalt or whatever as Ken. Not sure if it’s scheduling conflicts because Barbie was supposed to get “kicked out of Barbieland for not being perfect enough” and Amy Schumer thinks she is perfect and will have a psychotic break if you say she’s not. Amy Schumer. The one in the banner pic.

 

Here’s some Dove Cameron pics I forgot to post. I assume she won’t have any scheduling conflicts if Sony decides not to plus size wash the material.

 

  Back in December it was announced that Amy Schumer was going to play Barbie in Sony’s live-action adaptation of Mattel’s most famous toy. Amy Schumer. The one in the banner…

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Good Lord, Selena GomezBy toddMarch 24, 2017

I don’t know what they do in that rehab Selena Gomez was in, but she’s been looking fine as hell since she’s been out. Sup? How you doin? What are your thoughts on birth control? Really? Me too. We should get together and discuss this some more. Maybe over some red wine. You like red wine? I have a Costco card, so let me know.

I don’t know what they do in that rehab Selena Gomez was in, but she’s been looking fine as hell since she’s been out. Sup? How you doin? What are your…

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Margot Robbie At LAX & LinksBy toddAugust 24, 2016

Alexis Ren is trying to get Instagram banned  (NSFW) [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

The Kardashians might get reported to the FTC  [  The Superficial   ]

DMX has 15 kids now [  Dlisted  ]

Stella Maxwell‘s secret nipple  [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Frenchy Morgan doing what she does (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip  ]

A moment with Barbara Fialho  [  Hollywood Tuna   ]

Jessica Alba remains MILF #1  [  Popoholic   ]

Kendall Jenner looks super happy  [  Moe Jackson   ] 

The Cincinnati Zoo doesn’t want you to love Harambe   [  The Blemish  ]

Alexis Ren is trying to get Instagram banned  (NSFW) [  Taxi Driver Movie  ] The Kardashians might get reported to the FTC  [  The Superficial   ] DMX has 15 kids now […

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Ryan Lochte Lost All His EndorsementsBy toddAugust 23, 2016
Ryan Lochte Lost All His Endorsements


Ryan Lochte is just a kid (32-year old man) who overexaggerated (lied) his story about being held at gunpoint and robbed in Brazil (vandalized a gas station bathroom and confronted by armed guards who made him pay for it because Brazil isn’t America) and letting his teammates down (fleeing the country like a bitch without telling them). Now he’s losing all his shit.


Speedo USA: “While we have enjoyed a winning relationship with Ryan for over a decade and he has been an important member of the Speedo team, we cannot condone behavior that is counter to the values this brand has long stood for.”

Ralph Lauren: “”Ralph Lauren’s endorsement agreement with Ryan Lochte was specifically in support of the Rio 2016 Olympic Games, and the company will not be renewing his contract.”

Airweave: “made the decision to end our partnership with Ryan Lochte”

Syneron-Candela: “Syneron-Candela will be ending its partnership with Ryan Lochte. We hold our employees to high standards, and we expect the same of our business partners.”


This has to be terrible new to Ryan Lochte and his family. It’ll be even worse once they explain to him what “endorsement” means. 

Ryan Lochte is just a kid (32-year old man) who overexaggerated (lied) his story about being held at gunpoint and robbed in Brazil (vandalized a gas station bathroom and confronted by…

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Amy Schumer Wore This For Some ReasonBy toddAugust 23, 2016

The Internet keeps telling me that Amy Schumer isn’t fat, and Amy will have unhinged meltdown if you call her “plus-sized“, so they only real explanation is that she’s constantly storing nuts for winter. Another explanation is that she’s overweight. Whatever she’s a horrible person

The Internet keeps telling me that Amy Schumer isn’t fat, and Amy will have unhinged meltdown if you call her “plus-sized“, so they only real explanation is that she’s constantly…

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‘Kocktails With Khloe’ Got CanceledBy toddApril 07, 2016
‘Kocktails With Khloe’ Got Canceled


The fourth tier Kardashian’s show on a fourth tier network got canceled after 13 episodes. 

Khloe Kardashian’s done shooting her talk show … FYI Network has shut down production of “Kocktails with Khloe” less than 3 months into its run. Productions sources tell us the official announcement from the network was the show is on “indefinite hold” … but that’s just TV talk — truth is, the show is dunzo. As for who decided to pull the plug? Both sides were unhappy. We’re told Khloe wanted to focus on her “other jobs” and had no interest in shooting the next season. Network execs could tell she’d “checked out” and weren’t happy about it.

No to worry, guys! She has “exciting things coming up”!




Stay tuned for those exciting things coming up in US Weekly or TMZ or wherever Kardashian things go. It’s healthy to have hobbies.


Not Khloe Kardashian:

The fourth tier Kardashian’s show on a fourth tier network got canceled after 13 episodes.  Khloe Kardashian’s done shooting her talk show … FYI Network has shut down production of…

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Sara Underwood Posted This Video & LinksBy toddApril 07, 2016



It’s Kendall Jenner‘s nipple ring again  [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

Aaron Carter loves Trump again  [  The Superficial   ]

Sophie Monk is topless   [  The Nip Slip  ]

Jessica Biel walked down the street in this   [  Popoholic  ]

Joanna Krupa works a bikini   [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

More Ariel Winter in a bikini    [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

A reboot of  The Mummy is happening….with Tom Cruise    [  Dlisted   ]

Taylor Swift in these shoes  [  Moe Jackson  ]

Jennifer Lawrence says she lonely on the weekends  [  The Blemish   ]


  A video posted by Sara Underwood (@saraunderwood) on Apr 6, 2016 at 10:58am PDT It’s Kendall Jenner‘s nipple ring again  [  Taxi Driver Movie   ] Aaron Carter loves Trump again  […

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THE ‘ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY’ TEASER TRAILER JUST DROPPEDBy toddApril 07, 2016
THE ‘ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY’ TEASER TRAILER JUST DROPPED




The first official teaser trailer for Rogue One: A Star Wars Story dropped this morning. Good news: We finally get to see how the rebel spies stole the Death Star plans. Even better news: Zack Snyder wasn’t involved. Can’t wait!


The first official teaser trailer for Rogue One: A Star Wars Story dropped this morning. Good news: We finally get to see how the rebel spies stole the Death Star…

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Sad Amy Schumer Is Sad Because Glamour Called Her ‘Plus-Sized’By toddApril 06, 2016
Sad Amy Schumer Is Sad Because Glamour Called Her ‘Plus-Sized’


Somebody who fell into a coma at any time in history could wake up today, see Amy Schumer, and say, “yeah, chick likes to eat”. Or you can take a cursory look at her show. Or any of her commercials. Or her standup specials. Or basically any picture to draw that same conclusion. Apparently Amy Schumer doesn’t know that because Glamour included her in their “Chic at any size” issue (hey, look who’s on the cover) and now she’s sad. 

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