Amy Schumer Dropped Out Of ‘Barbie’By toddMarch 24, 2017
Amy Schumer Dropped Out Of ‘Barbie’

 

Back in December it was announced that Amy Schumer was going to play Barbie in Sony’s live-action adaptation of Mattel’s most famous toy. Amy Schumer. The one in the banner pic. That’s who Sony decided would be great as Barbie. Amy Schumer. They chose Amy Schumer to play Barbie and thought that was a good idea. I can’t stress that enough. Anyway, she dropped out of the movie, so I assume it no longer takes place in an alternate universe on Planet Tumblr.

“Sadly, I’m no longer able to commit to Barbie due to scheduling conflicts,” the actress said in a statement to Variety. “The film has so much promise, and Sony and Mattel have been great partners. I’m bummed, but look forward to seeing Barbie on the big screen.” “We respect and support Amy’s decision,” a spokesperson for Sony said in a statement. “We look forward to bringing Barbie to the world and sharing updates on casting and filmmakers soon.”

I’m kind of disappointed, because I was looking forward to seeing Patton Oswalt or whatever as Ken. Not sure if it’s scheduling conflicts because Barbie was supposed to get “kicked out of Barbieland for not being perfect enough” and Amy Schumer thinks she is perfect and will have a psychotic break if you say she’s not. Amy Schumer. The one in the banner pic.

 

Here’s some Dove Cameron pics I forgot to post. I assume she won’t have any scheduling conflicts if Sony decides not to plus size wash the material.

 

  Back in December it was announced that Amy Schumer was going to play Barbie in Sony’s live-action adaptation of Mattel’s most famous toy. Amy Schumer. The one in the banner…

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Good Lord, Selena GomezBy toddMarch 24, 2017

I don’t know what they do in that rehab Selena Gomez was in, but she’s been looking fine as hell since she’s been out. Sup? How you doin? What are your thoughts on birth control? Really? Me too. We should get together and discuss this some more. Maybe over some red wine. You like red wine? I have a Costco card, so let me know.

I don’t know what they do in that rehab Selena Gomez was in, but she’s been looking fine as hell since she’s been out. Sup? How you doin? What are your…

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‘Kocktails With Khloe’ Got CanceledBy toddApril 07, 2016
‘Kocktails With Khloe’ Got Canceled


The fourth tier Kardashian’s show on a fourth tier network got canceled after 13 episodes. 

Khloe Kardashian’s done shooting her talk show … FYI Network has shut down production of “Kocktails with Khloe” less than 3 months into its run. Productions sources tell us the official announcement from the network was the show is on “indefinite hold” … but that’s just TV talk — truth is, the show is dunzo. As for who decided to pull the plug? Both sides were unhappy. We’re told Khloe wanted to focus on her “other jobs” and had no interest in shooting the next season. Network execs could tell she’d “checked out” and weren’t happy about it.

No to worry, guys! She has “exciting things coming up”!




Stay tuned for those exciting things coming up in US Weekly or TMZ or wherever Kardashian things go. It’s healthy to have hobbies.


Not Khloe Kardashian:

The fourth tier Kardashian’s show on a fourth tier network got canceled after 13 episodes.  Khloe Kardashian’s done shooting her talk show … FYI Network has shut down production of…

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Sara Underwood Posted This Video & LinksBy toddApril 07, 2016



It’s Kendall Jenner‘s nipple ring again  [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

Aaron Carter loves Trump again  [  The Superficial   ]

Sophie Monk is topless   [  The Nip Slip  ]

Jessica Biel walked down the street in this   [  Popoholic  ]

Joanna Krupa works a bikini   [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

More Ariel Winter in a bikini    [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

A reboot of  The Mummy is happening….with Tom Cruise    [  Dlisted   ]

Taylor Swift in these shoes  [  Moe Jackson  ]

Jennifer Lawrence says she lonely on the weekends  [  The Blemish   ]


  A video posted by Sara Underwood (@saraunderwood) on Apr 6, 2016 at 10:58am PDT It’s Kendall Jenner‘s nipple ring again  [  Taxi Driver Movie   ] Aaron Carter loves Trump again  […

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THE ‘ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY’ TEASER TRAILER JUST DROPPEDBy toddApril 07, 2016
THE ‘ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY’ TEASER TRAILER JUST DROPPED




The first official teaser trailer for Rogue One: A Star Wars Story dropped this morning. Good news: We finally get to see how the rebel spies stole the Death Star plans. Even better news: Zack Snyder wasn’t involved. Can’t wait!


The first official teaser trailer for Rogue One: A Star Wars Story dropped this morning. Good news: We finally get to see how the rebel spies stole the Death Star…

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Sad Amy Schumer Is Sad Because Glamour Called Her ‘Plus-Sized’By toddApril 06, 2016
Sad Amy Schumer Is Sad Because Glamour Called Her ‘Plus-Sized’


Somebody who fell into a coma at any time in history could wake up today, see Amy Schumer, and say, “yeah, chick likes to eat”. Or you can take a cursory look at her show. Or any of her commercials. Or her standup specials. Or basically any picture to draw that same conclusion. Apparently Amy Schumer doesn’t know that because Glamour included her in their “Chic at any size” issue (hey, look who’s on the cover) and now she’s sad. 

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Janet Jackson Is PregnantBy toddApril 06, 2016
Janet Jackson Is Pregnant


Janet Jackson just announced that she’s pregnant. Janet Jackson is 49. That may seem too old to have a baby, but she had to make sure Michael was really dead. You understand.

“We’re in the second leg of the tour and there actually has been a sudden change,” Jackson said. “I thought it was important that you be the first to know. My husband and I are planning our family, so I’m going to have to delay the tour.”

I guess we can start speculating on the baby’s name, but we can probably go ahead and rule out “Justin Timberlake”. Look it up, Bernie Sanders supporters.



Janet Jackson just announced that she’s pregnant. Janet Jackson is 49. That may seem too old to have a baby, but she had to make sure Michael was really dead….

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Kylie Jenner’s Paper Magazine Interview Is Pretty Much What You’d ExpectBy toddApril 06, 2016
Kylie Jenner’s Paper Magazine Interview Is Pretty Much What You’d Expect


If you were under the impression that Kylie Jenner is a vapid and soulless empty void lacking any semblance of self-awareness who is propped up by her family to generate revenue, then you’re really gonna dig her “interview” with Paper Magazine. Because, well, holy shit. 

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Hilary Duff In These Jeans & LinksBy toddApril 06, 2016

Ariel Winter in a white bikini   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ]

Sarah Palin v Azealia Banks: Dawn of Dumb Twitter Feud   [  Dlisted   ]

Jessica Alba cameltoe   [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Charlize Theron said she’s “too pretty” to get roles  [  The Superficial   ]

Kelly Rohrbach did GQ Mexcico  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Rita Ora wore this on her video shoot    [  The Nip Slip  ]

Elle Fanning is all legs  [  Popoholic  ]

Kate Bosworth in a bikini is depressing   [  Celebslam  ]

Prison officials trying real hard to keep Jared Fogle alive  [  The Blemish   ]

Chloe Moretz is morphing into Hilary Duff  [  Moe Jackson  ]

Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik are cheesy af  [  Cele|bitchy  ]

I want this Dance Moms outfit   [  Reality Tea   ]

Ariel Winter in a white bikini   [  Taxi Driver Movie   ] Sarah Palin v Azealia Banks: Dawn of Dumb Twitter Feud   [  Dlisted   ] Jessica Alba cameltoe   [  DrunkenStepfather   ] Charlize…

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Chelsea Handler’s Butt Doesn’t Want You To Vote For Trump Or Something To That EffectBy toddApril 05, 2016
Chelsea Handler’s Butt Doesn’t Want You To Vote For Trump Or Something To That Effect


Although she’s not great at exercises that target the ass, Chelsea Handler is great at looking on the Internet for issues she believes will get the most post reach if she’s naked. This time I guess it’s Donald Trump. He’s a butthole. So here’s Chelsea Handler‘s butthole. Wanted to explain that to you guys, because it might be hard to pick up on the subtlety here. Very nuanced.


Although she’s not great at exercises that target the ass, Chelsea Handler is great at looking on the Internet for issues she believes will get the most post reach if…

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