Taylor Swift Escapee, Connor Kennedy, Got Arrested For Aspen Bar FightBy toddDecember 30, 2016
Taylor Swift Escapee, Connor Kennedy, Got Arrested For Aspen Bar Fight

 

I really can’t think of anything more rich and white than “disorderly conduct at an Aspen bar”, so it makes sense that Connor Kennedy would get arrested for that. Here’s what happened or whatever.

Authorities tell us the 22-year-old was arrested on local charges of disorderly conduct related to a fight. “At about 1:40 a.m. Aspen PD officers were dispatched to Bootsy Bellows…for a report of a person who was refusing to leave the premises,” Aspen Assistant Chief Bill Linn said in a press release. “While officers were on scene dealing with that situation, they witnessed a fight occurring on the street in front of the bar. Officers tried to separate the two men, who were ‘rolling around on the ground.'”  Witnesses told officers that they saw “Kennedy throwing approximately four or five punches to the head of the other party. Kennedy was charged with disorderly conduct and was issued a court summons for Feb. 22, 2017, at 9 a.m. He was released without bond.” Kennedy apologized to the officer after he was arrested, the report states (according to local reports). “Kennedy then said, ‘He called my friend the f-word.'” A municipal charge of disorderly conduct carries a possible penalty of up to a year in jail and up to $2,650 fine.

The “f-word”? We must get to the bottom of this. Freemason? Fajita? Or was it fag? It was probably be fag. It seems Connor is prone to violent outbreaks due to some deep psychological issues. I wonder if it has anything to do with a grown woman buying a house across the street from you when you’re a junior in high school after you dated her for three months. Somebody should look into that.

 

#FBF

 

  I really can’t think of anything more rich and white than “disorderly conduct at an Aspen bar”, so it makes sense that Connor Kennedy would get arrested for that….

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Kanye West Has Taylor Swift Shook AgainBy toddFebruary 12, 2016
Kanye West Has Taylor Swift Shook Again


Kanye West live streamed his new album The Life Of Pablo on Tidal yesterday, and since their servers are powered by squirrels on a treadmill, you might have missed the track “Famous”. Which included this line:

I feel like me and Taylor might have sex / I made that bitch famous

BREAKING: I love Kanye again. ALSO BREAKING: Taylor Swift and the whole Girl Squad is pressed.

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Kanye West live streamed his new album The Life Of Pablo on Tidal yesterday, and since their servers are powered by squirrels on a treadmill, you might have missed the…

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Adrianne Curry Might HelpBy toddAugust 18, 2014

Dude, what was up with last week? Suicide, depression, people needing further information that 9/11 wasn’t a massive government conspiracy or that the murdered Sandy Hook children existed at all but have no problem believing that an unarmed black man deserved to be shot three times in the face, and people wasting drinking water for charity. Shit got crazy. So, for Monday, I just downloaded the first pics of a chick in a bikini I saw. In this case, it’s Adrianne Curry at the Encore Beach Club in Wynn in Vegas on Saturday.  This world is a scary, shitty place sometimes, but when you’re at your darkest moments, please remember that chicks with huge boobs exist.

 

 

Dude, what was up with last week? Suicide, depression, people needing further information that 9/11 wasn’t a massive government conspiracy or that the murdered Sandy Hook children existed at all…

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Thanks, Jessica LowndesBy toddAugust 15, 2014
Thanks, Jessica Lowndes

 

Long story short, Jessica Lowndes is perfect. So, I’m happy to announce that, now she’s mastered this yoga handstand, I can pee then have morning sex with her without having to change my stance.

  Long story short, Jessica Lowndes is perfect. So, I’m happy to announce that, now she’s mastered this yoga handstand, I can pee then have morning sex with her without…

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Katie Cleary’s Husband Killed Himself She Hung Out With DiCaprioBy toddJune 25, 2014
Katie Cleary’s Husband Killed Himself She Hung Out With DiCaprio

 

These hos ain't loyal.

"Deal or No Deal" model Katie Cleary says her husband's suicide over the weekend had nothing to do with photos that surfaced of her hanging with Leo DiCaprio and Adrian Grenier … but the husband's friends tell a different story. TMZ broke the story … Andrew Stern — who married Cleary in July 2010 — shot himself in the head Sunday, and law enforcement tells us he was suffering significant stress over marital problems.

In Katie's defense, she does have a nice ass and this dude was obviously crazy (he tried to kill himself at a gun range before this), but when your chick parties with Leonardo DiCaprio, what can you do besides kill yourself? Oh, I know. Bang another chick. Trust me, it's really not that difficult. If you go outside, you might see one. I know, right?! They're everywhere!

  These hos ain't loyal. "Deal or No Deal" model Katie Cleary says her husband's suicide over the weekend had nothing to do with photos that surfaced of her hanging…

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Hilaria Baldwin Is Good At YogaBy toddJune 17, 2014
Hilaria Baldwin Is Good At Yoga

 

I know this technically isn't really a yoga pose, so if you want to see basically every yoga pose ever invented go to her Instagram. And I'm not sure why she's doing yoga anyway, because rich white girls do Pure Barre now. My point is Hialria Baldwin can do stuff like with her body. So why the fuck is Alec Baldwin so angry all the time? I don't get it.

  I know this technically isn't really a yoga pose, so if you want to see basically every yoga pose ever invented go to her Instagram. And I'm not sure…

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