I know Madison Beer is famous, just not sure why. Something about Justin Bieber or something. She’s in the 2017 LOVE Advent Calendar in lingerie pretending to work out. It looks like she hasn’t shaved under her arms in a few days. It remains unclear what that symbolism of all those factors combined are supposed to mean.
Doutzen Kroes. She used to be a model then she had kids.
Taylor Hill. She’s a model or something.
Gigi Hadid didn’t shave under her arms as well. This means people can call her “brave”.
It remains unclear how we as a society allowed Iggy Azalaea to happen, but we did, so now we have to tolerate it and wait for her but implants to get infected so she’ll go away. Not sure if did this because it’s Thanksgiving is coming up or not, but she slipped her lumpy pot of mashed potatoes in a thong and twerked for Instagram. You can tell the snack she’s trying to serve here is unseasoned. You can probably find better at Boston Market.
Lot of sexual assault stuff happening now. I don’t mean that to come across like when I think of Emily Ratajkowski that I think of sexual assault. I just meant there’s a lot of stuff happening right now. And apparently some women are disposable if the man accused really loves Jesus or if they use the #Resistance hashtag. That’s awesome. All the women I know love to be used as political pawns. Not exactly sure where Emily Ratajkowski’s bikini likestands on this issue, but I know where I stand on it. I feel it’s great for the country and a positive step in moving us forward.
James Corden attended the amFAR Gala Los Angeles on Saturday and he had some Harvey Weinstein jokes. They didn’t go over well (via Page Six).
“Here in LA, it’s so beautiful, Harvey Weinstein has already asked tonight up to his hotel, to give him a massage. I don’t know whether that groan was that you liked that joke, or you don’t like that joke. If you don’t like that joke you should probably leave now,” he said with a grin. “It has been weird this week, though, hasn’t it — watching Harvey Weinstein in hot water. Ask any of the women who watched him take a bath — it’s weird watching Harvey Weinstein in hot water. Harvey Weinstein wanted to come tonight, but he’ll settle for whatever potted plant is closest,” he added.
Sometimes a joke can be “too soon”. Especially when it’s told to a room full of people who have known what you’re talking about and allowed what you’re talking about to happen for 20+ years but now have to act like your joke is in bad taste. Rose McGowan weighed in.
Think about that. Courtney Love wasn’t even one of his victims, but heard it so fucking much she told a reporter. Let that sink in. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say any actor, director or politician who took money from Weinstein and now say they are “shocked” and “disgusted” are full of shit. It’s just ironic to me that Hollywood props themselves up as an almost religious-like last bastion of progressive ideas and principles then everybody clutches their pearls when everybody finds out all the priests are rampantly sexual assaulting half the congregation. Y’all motherfuckers knew. Let’s not pretend you didn’t. Where’s the pussy hats marching in the street? Where’s Hillary telling these women they’re in an industry that leaves them voiceless and doesn’t represent their interests? Go fuck yourselves.
Harvey Weinstein and friends. Man, Jennifer Lawrence couldn’t stay out of a picture with Harvey, huh?
Since Harvey Weinstein is gone, there’s no more sexual predators in Hollywood so everyone is safe now. Hayley Atwell must have known this since she wore this dress to the BFI London Film Festival this weekend. I bet nobody said anything creepy or inappropriate to her or stared at her rack while speaking to her. It’s a new day in Hollywood, everyone!
To save time, it might be better at this point to interview women who don’t have a Harvey Weinstein story about him being fucking weird and inappropriate and ritualistically psychopathic, but Cara Delevingne has one and wooo boy.
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If your first question after reading this is “why didn’t she tell this story sooner?”, kill yourself. Just end it. I know it’s not cool to suggest someone commit suicide or what not, but it’s truly for the best.
Dove Cameron was in Tokyo last night to promote Descendants 2. Not sure if there was a Descendants 1 or this is just the name of the movie. The takeaway here is that Dove Cameron is 21 and really damn cute, but still manages to look like a real housewife of Cobb County. I’m ready for her Harvey Weinstein story if she has one.
Rose McGowan has been calling out everyone on Twitter about this whole Harvey Weinstein using Hollywood as his own indentured escort service thing, then early this morning her Twitter account got suspended.
I’m pretty sure this isn’t a targeted effort by “POWERFUL FORCES AT WORK”, but a targeted effort by Twitter trolls flagging all her shit until Twitter’s auto-suspension thing kicks in because Twitter is a hellish cesspool of the worst of humanity (*Trump voice* on both sides). Regardless, it’s dumb, and Twitter looks like Hillary Clinton here where everything they do looks like a conspiracy theory because they don’t understand optics. Anyway, #FreeRose. I need to know more about this Harvey Weinstein thing and she seems like the only one in Hollywood who is pulling receipts.
Yesterday, Ben Affleck released a statement saying Harvey Weinstein‘s behavior was “completely unacceptable” and that he was “saddened” and “angry” (no word yet on his brother). Then almost immediately, Rose McGowan (Affleck’s co-star in Miramax’s Phantoms) called his ass a liar on Twitter because apparently Affleck knew about it. Then after that, Hilarie Burton said Affleck grabbed her titty on MTV’s TRL in 2003.
I had to Google Hilarie Burton, then I was like, “yeah, I remember her”. But like, stop groping women who don’t ask you to grope them. I really don’t understand why this is such a foreign concept. The point of grabbing a titty is to be able to grab it again. Titties are wonderful. Please treat them accordingly.
Yesterday, Ben Affleck released a statement saying Harvey Weinstein‘s behavior was “completely unacceptable” and that he was “saddened” and “angry” (no word yet on his brother). Then almost immediately,…