Charlize Theron Fought AIDS In This DressBy toddMarch 27, 2017

I can’t confirm this, but I think Adriana Lima and Emily Ratajkowski fought AIDS better with their dress choices. But they went to the American amfAR thing and Charlize Theron attended the amfAR Hong Kong Gala thing. Maybe Charlize was the best they could do. Hopefully the people in Hong Kong with AIDS don’t take this personally.

I can’t confirm this, but I think Adriana Lima and Emily Ratajkowski fought AIDS better with their dress choices. But they went to the American amfAR thing and Charlize Theron attended…

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Tomi Lahren Got FiredBy toddMarch 27, 2017

 

Last week Tomi Lahren got “suspended” from The Blaze for saying on national television that women should have autonomy over their own bodies. Obviously, that’s a fireable offense at a place run by a conservative old white dude. This weekend they fired my hot, grudge fuck fantasy boo.

Tomi Lahren won’t be appearing on Glenn Beck’s multiplatform network, TheBlaze, anymore. Sources say Lahren — who was suspended last week after flip-flopping on abortion and declaring herself pro-choice — has been banned permanently. “Glenn is reminding the world of his conservative principles by sidelining Tomi after she insulted conservatives by calling them hypocrites,” one Beck insider told me.

Yes. Calling conservatives hypocrites is what got her fired. Yeah, ok. But it is great to see that conservatives and liberals have a lot in common. Like taking money out of anyone’s wallet who doesn’t believe every issue of their political ideology works for every single person on the planet. It’s almost like every human has their own mind and priorities. Weird. I have my own mind and one of my priorities is to have unprotected sex with Tomi Lahren then supporting her decision to have an abortion. This is something I firmly believe in, so I feel we should practice a few times.

Fate whispers to the warrior, “you cannot withstand the storm” and the warrior whispers back, “I am the storm.” #TeamTomi #igotthis #texassky A post shared by Tomi Lahren (@tomilahren) on…

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Demi Lovato Did A Concert & LinksBy toddMarch 27, 2017

SNL’s Michael Che says Boston is the most racist city in America    [  Dlisted  ]

Arianny Celeste is topless on the beach (NSFW)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Ashley Graham in a swimsuit without Photoshop   [  DrunkenStepfather   ]

Mandy Moore in tight jeans  [  Popoholic  ]

Bella Hadid‘s top might be too small  [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Ashley Greene has leggings and no bra   (NSFW site)  [  The Nip Slip   ]

Good lord, Taylor Hill  [  Moe Jackson   ]

Jared Kushner is probably running the whole government  [ Cele|bitchy  ]

More Demi Lovato  [  IDLY ]

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Iggy Azalea’s Butt Is Fake NewsBy toddMarch 24, 2017
Iggy Azalea’s Butt Is Fake News

 

Iggy Azalea and the Cash Me Outside chick are basically the same, except Iggy Azalea has to come all the way from Australia to be a black girl from the hood. She must have thought Danielle Bergoli was trying to take over block that nobody else wants to stand on and released a music video for her new song(?) “Mo Bounce”. Haha, “mo” means “more” if you didn’t know that from watching Yo MTV Raps! after school in Wales like Iggy did. I guess this song refers to her ass that she wants us to think looks like that picture when in reality Iggy Azalea’s ass looks like this. This video would have made more sense if the guy on the motorcycle was taking her to Popeye’s and he wasn’t driving a motorcycle he was driving a flatbed truck and she was strapped to the back and a TLC camera crew was there.

 

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Justin Bieber Is Posting Bible Verses NowBy toddJune 05, 2014

 

Justin Bieber has only been alive for 20 years, but during that time, he's pissed in a mop bucket, screamed at mother and her child who were asking for an autograph, sang a song about niggers and the KKK on video, egged his neighbor's house, charged with reckless driving through his neighborhood, committed vandalism, got busted for a DUI on an expired license, assaulted a limo driver, resisted arrest, impregnated Selena Gomez out of wedlock, and informed police that he smokes weed and takes prescription drugs. But it's important to remember that he's a follower of our lord and savior Jesus Christ and his teachings, and since he got his head dunked underwater one time, everything he's done doesn't matter because he's going to heaven. Why don't you haters understand this?

 

 

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Carmen Electra Still Looks Like ThisBy toddJune 05, 2014

I was kinda under the impression that Carmen Electra was either dead or spending the remaining days of her life doing opiates in Dubai, but apparently she's still alive and could reasonably spend the remaining days of her life doing opiates in Dubai because she's still looking pretty damn hot. And she's 42. It's like my entire world view is crumbling. I'm sorry. I can't type anymore here. I have to go let it all out in my diary.

I was kinda under the impression that Carmen Electra was either dead or spending the remaining days of her life doing opiates in Dubai, but apparently she's still alive and…

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What’s Good, Emma Roberts?By toddJune 05, 2014
What’s Good, Emma Roberts?

 

Emma Roberts assaulted her boyfriend but didn't get charged because she was just "emotional" and "passionate" (add that to my Lana Del Rey post) and she also looks like this in a bikini. So if you combine those two qualities, I'd very much like to have sex with her. Hopefully she wouldn't ask me to go in the water with her because she'll know my back would sting. It really is about the little things. She really is sweet once you get to know her. You don't know her like I do. She only hits me because she loves me.

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Here’s The New Justin Bieber Video Where He Sings About The KKKBy toddJune 05, 2014

 

Would they even take Justin Bieber? He has all his teeth as far as I know, right?

We're told when Justin was 14 … he had seen a random video online in which a comedian parodied his song, "One Less Lonely Girl," but the guy replaced the word "girl" with the n-word. Justin then parodied the parody … right on camera. We're told years ago Justin told both Usher and Will Smith about the videos, saying he knew almost immediately it was a stupid thing to do … Usher took him into a room and showed him historically racist videos to drive home how hurtful these words can be. Bieber and his team say various people have tried to extort him over the last few years — demanding money for both this video and the one he made when he was 15. Justin says he will not be shaken down anymore. He says he wants people to see the video and he wants to accept responsibility.

Yeah, it was pretty dumb and horrific and he should gladly accept any backlash he gets from this, but the only thing I'm taking away here is that Usher has a room in his house where he collects historically racist videos. That doesn't sound like very much fun at parties. Thanks for bringing the whole room down, Usher.

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NopeBy toddJune 05, 2014
Nope

 

Demi Lovato got a new haircut, and it's some kind of weird thing where its short on one side and long on the other and purple. Not really sure what look she's going for here, but if she wanted to look like she grew up playing lacrosse in a field with an overturned car when she wasn't cleaning bathrooms in a casino, she pretty much nailed it.

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Lana Del Rey Says Feminism Is ‘Just Not An Interesting Concept’By toddJune 05, 2014
Lana Del Rey Says Feminism Is ‘Just Not An Interesting Concept’

 

I'm in love.

Lana Del Rey opened up in a recent interview, denouncing feminism and discussing a mystery illness that afflicted her while touring in support of her 2012 debut Born to Die. Regarding her views on gender equality, she told Fader, "For me, the issue of feminism is just not an interesting concept. . . Whenever people bring up feminism, I'm like, god. I'm just not really that interested." She went on to say, "I'm more interested in, you know, SpaceX and Tesla, what's going to happen with our intergalactic possibilities." Lana Del Rey's Odd 'Summertime Sadness' Success When asked more about her feelings on feminism, she defined the word. "My idea of a true feminist is a woman who feels free enough to do whatever she wants." And when the interviewer followed up that statement by asking her why she's often choked in her videos, she said, "I like a little hardcore love."

First, it's obvious that Lana Del Rey has access to some kickass drugs, but didn't she just say feminism is when a woman can do whatever she wants? So what exactly is the problem? Because if you're more concerned with whether or not a person finds your concept interesting rather than what she believes your concept actually means, then you're kind of a dick. And she's right, feminism isn't really all that interesting, because depending on who you ask, it's either about "women's equality" or "gender equality" then you have male femisnists and everything gets confusing then you get mad when I don't hold the door for you and your message gets kinda lost. I'm not sure why we haven't figured out that everything women and other minority groups want is already covered by the 14th amendment, but we're talking about women here, so it's alway less stressful when you make them feel important or that they're included in your plans besides showing up at a specific time so you can bang them. It sucks women still don't receive equal pay for equal work, but it usually ends up working itself out and you have a ton of fall back options. For example, if your job isn't paying you enough and you need some time to think about your next move, just get pregnant and your job will pay you to take vacation! That's pretty cool, right?!  Or just meet a rich guy, marry him, then hope he cheats on you. That's residual montly income right there. And if he refuses to pay, you can always say he's "not a real man" and embarrass him so he pays you! Maybe even more if you shut up about it! Or if you buy into the patriarchy and general consensus of doctors about living a healthy lifestyle to maintain an attractive body, people will actually pay you to let them see it on stage! You can make like $1,000 just for one song! That's really awesome. And if none of these options appeal to you, you can keep your job and save a lot of money due to the societal obligation that states men pay for all your dates. Dates can really add up, so think of all the money you're saving! That money can be better served for Starbucks or when H&M has a sale, especially for all the pumpkin spice. Ladies, you know I love you, but I feel like I didn't cover everything. Did I cover everything? Oh yeah, the engagement ring you can sale if true love doesn't work out. That's a pretty big one. Cha-ching!!

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