Drake Is Banging Jennifer LopezBy toddDecember 24, 2016

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PSA: I’m awake because if Carrie Fisher died, I was gonna post about it. But she’s not dead, so I’m gonna post a story I was gonna post on Tuesday but forgot because somebody brought over burritos. I’m going to post it now. The post is about Drake and Jennifer Lopez. You probably figured that out already though.

Drake and Jennifer Lopez might be more than just friends. A week after the 30-year-old rapper visited Lopez in Las Vegas for her residency return at Planet Hollywood, the two were spotted spending a little time together in Los Angeles on Monday night.  An eyewitness tells ET that Drake and Lopez, 47, stepped out for an intimate dinner at West Hollywood hot spot Delilah. While the two did dine with a small group of friends, the eyewitness says that Drake and J.Lo appeared to be on a date.

I’m not really a fan of Drake’s pussy begging music, but if Jennifer Lopez asks you to bang her, you do it. I had more planned for this post, but it’s Christmas Eve. Make up your own.

 

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Justin Bieber Is Very GracefulBy toddDecember 22, 2016

Justin Bieber went on a hike yesterday in Los Angeles. These are pictures of him falling and busting his ass. This is the second time this has happened this year. Why you gotta tease us like that, 2016? We know what you’re capable of, dude. Step your damn game up. Look at all those rocks in these pictures. You can’t give us one subdural hematoma? Fuck you, buddy.

Justin Bieber went on a hike yesterday in Los Angeles. These are pictures of him falling and busting his ass. This is the second time this has happened this year….

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Hilary Duff: Thick Ass Mom 3By toddDecember 22, 2016

In what appears to be my weekly installment of Hilary Duff: Thick Ass Mom, here’s Hilary Duff leaving some type of workout out place. It’s Studio City, so there’s no telling what they hell they do in there. Probably some type of strip pilates that’s supposed to benefit Aleppo and shelter dogs or some shit. Whatever it is, it’s not making her ass any smaller. In fact, it’s making it exponentially larger. Maybe this place makes their own dough. No way to be sure until we send an investigative team in. I feel the public needs to know.

In what appears to be my weekly installment of Hilary Duff: Thick Ass Mom, here’s Hilary Duff leaving some type of workout out place. It’s Studio City, so there’s no telling…

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Taylor Swift’s Ex Wrote A Song About HerBy toddFebruary 27, 2016
Taylor Swift’s Ex Wrote A Song About Her


Before Taylor Swift met Calvin Harris, there was a good chance you’d end up dating her if you just sat still long enough for her to eventually get around to you. One of those people was Matt Healy, the lead singer of 1975. He wrote a song called “Change Of Heart” which pretty much sums up Taylor Swift. 

Lyrics describing a cruel, shallow woman include: “You said I’m full of diseases/Your eyes were full of regret/And then you took a picture of your salad/And put it on the Internet.” A source close to Healy told us, “She may have inspired some of it,” but [the song] “is about more than one girl.”


Whether it is or not, Taylor Swift will make sure we all think her relationship with Calvin Harris is Instagram perfect, so her next album will probably about a barista who forgot the whip or a person on Etsy who got her order wrong. 


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Ann Coulter Really Nailed It, You GuysBy toddSeptember 30, 2013

 

Anne Coulter live tweeted the Breaking Bad series finale last night, and wow, she totally just explained the whole moral of the show. MOAR GUNZ!!  Because that's really what the show was about. Not how ego and the lust for power can turn you into a soulless monster who can only gain redemption by dying on a Nazi meth lab floor, but a stark reminder just how important the Second Amendment is and how the socialist Kenyan, whose wife wants us to drink clean water like some third world FEMA camp, is probably sending drones and his Ilumaniti cyborgs to your house right now to take your two handguns and shotgun. Because your three guns are the only thing keeping this tyrant from implanting RFID chips into our children. Wake up, America!

#BreakingBad shows the importance of having a gun in the home. #BreakingBadFinale — Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) September 30, 2013   Anne Coulter live tweeted the Breaking Bad series finale last…
Miley Cyrus Is A Brilliant PerformerBy toddJune 26, 2013

While Paula Deen is sweating butter tears for insulting black culture, Miley Cyrus seems to be pretty hijacking black culture for her new image. She told producers on her new album that she wanted songs that "sounded black" and is trying to get a professional twerking license, but she'll always be a Beverly Hillbilly who was born into fame and wealth trying to pretend she's hardcore and edgy. And the best way to do that is to perform with Will.i.am. It's pretty well known that he's feared in the rap community. Remember that time he shot 50 Cent and held Vanilla Ice over that balcony? You just don't mess with that guy.

While Paula Deen is sweating butter tears for insulting black culture, Miley Cyrus seems to be pretty hijacking black culture for her new image. She told producers on her new…

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