Hilary Duff Is At Bus Stop For Some Reason, LinksBy toddJune 12, 2013

Lizzy Cundy Pink Panties Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Rachel Uchitel’s Marriage Failed. What Are The Odds? [The Superficial]

Jordana Brewster Is In Shwingtastic Shape [Popoholic]

Maria Menounos’ Booty Is My Choice [Hollywood Tuna]

Peter Dinklage is 44 [Dlisted]

"She's A True Definition Of Nympho" (NSFW) [MyEx]

Thai Army training is the gayest kind of training any army has (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Prince Harry will kick your ass [Lainey Gossip]

Kanye West’s new ‘Yeezus’ album an offensive, non-radio-friendly disaster? [Celebitchy]

Emma Watson vs Claire Julien – ‘Bling Ring’ Special Screening in NYC [Moe Jackson]

Cinema’s 100 greatest compliments [Film Drunk]

Do not speak of Hayden Panettiere's cellulite [Celebslam]

Nintendo promises more Wii games [COED Magazine]

Russell Crowe Got Pooped On During ‘Man of Steel’ [The Blemish]

Amanda Bynes Adds Another Victim To Her Ugly List — Her Dad [Evil Beet Gossip]

Star Wars Episode VII Plot Revealed? Don’t Bet the House Yet [Crave Online]

Kanye West made a video w/ Scott Disick & Jonathan Cheban [Popbytes]

Lizzy Cundy Pink Panties Upskirt (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie] Rachel Uchitel’s Marriage Failed. What Are The Odds? [The Superficial] Jordana Brewster Is In Shwingtastic Shape [Popoholic] Maria Menounos’ Booty…

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The Trailer For ‘The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug’ Is HereBy toddJune 11, 2013

 

All Lord of The Rings movies are just three hours of people walking then fighting, then walking again. The Hobbit was mostly the first movie to show a dinner party in real time then more walking. So to make sure we see more walking, Peter Jackson has made one book into three movies, so here's the trailer for The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug. I just assume all the action scenes are in the trailer at this point.

  All Lord of The Rings movies are just three hours of people walking then fighting, then walking again. The Hobbit was mostly the first movie to show a dinner…
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Lindsay Thinks This Will WorkBy toddMay 18, 2010

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Today is Tuesday. In two days, Lindsay must appear in court in Los Angeles and complete 13 alcohol education classes or she will be arrested and thrown in jail. She has completed 10. Oh, now she’s saying she won’t be able to make it back in time because of the volcanic ash cloud. TMZ reports:

Lindsay is in Cannes to promote her upcoming Linda Lovelace biopic. She must appear in court Thursday for her probation progress report hearing — she’s required to show because she has only completed 10 of the 13 required alcohol ed classes (she snuck in a class last Friday). But sources say she can’t get a flight back to the States because of the volcanic ash from Iceland. Airports all over Europe are jam-packed and it’s impossible to get a seat. Here’s the thing — as we first reported, if Lindsay doesn’t show, the judge will issue a bench warrant for her arrest.

Jesus, can’t we just go ahead and decapitate this skank? She’s in France already, so just have her wave a piece of cake out the window. I realize it’s not as liberal and free thinking as the “Paris of the Middle East” as the saying goes, but something needs to be done. This idiot flew to France two days ago, but now she expects a judge to believe that she can’t leave because Europe is under quarantine because of clouds. Or dinosaurs. Or werewolves. Or a grandfatherly dragon who reads bedtime stories to poor Hispanic kids by a giant oak tree. That or whatever other hallucination you might have when you mix delusion and a confusingly high sense of self-worth in your vodka, you drunk bitch.

Today is Tuesday. In two days, Lindsay must appear in court in Los Angeles and complete 13 alcohol education classes or she will be arrested and thrown in jail. She…

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