John Travolta is having a bad week [Dlisted]

Jaden Smith is still a pretentious asshole [Fishwrapper]

Paris Hilton is see through [Taxi Driver Movie]

Britney Spears is saggy [The Superficial]

Nina Agdal works it in Cosmo [Hollywood Tuna]

Keira Knightley's dress is confusing everyone [Popoholic]

Bar Refaeli's ass is disappointing [Drunken Stepfather]

Whitney Houston's family seems nice [TMZ]

Jessica Alba is angry [Celebitchy]

Joanna Krupa has a massive head [Moe Jackson]

Jared Leto's Oscar acceptance speech was cut from the Russian broadcast [Film Drunk]

Michelle Rodriguez wants a baby with Clara Delevigne [Celebslam]

Demi Lovato shaved half her head [The Blemish]

NOTE: Hey, there. Do you like delicious food that won't make you fat? And do you also like alcohol? Of course you do. So, why don't you go visit my friend Lindsay's site, Vodka & Biscuits. She's a kickass chef and an even more kickass person. She also kinda looks like a young Christina Ricci. So to recap, awesome recipes, vodka, and a young Christina Ricci. Sounds like three things a genie would hear.

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