Selena Gomez And The Weeknd Look Super Into Each OtherBy toddSeptember 05, 2017
Selena Gomez And The Weeknd Look Super Into Each Other

 

Not sure if they just heard “Despacito” or not, but Selena Gomez and The Weeknd looked fucking miserable walking around NYC this weekend. Maybe they heard that N. Korea plans to bomb them. Selena Gomez still manages to look 13 and hot at the same time like Ariana Grande which is problematic for penises everywhere. The Weeknd looks like a HBCU football coach. Like, their drinking coffee. They should look a lot happier than this.

 

  Not sure if they just heard “Despacito” or not, but Selena Gomez and The Weeknd looked fucking miserable walking around NYC this weekend. Maybe they heard that N. Korea plans…

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Sup, Lily Collins?By toddJuly 28, 2017
Sup, Lily Collins?

 

Not sure how Phil Collins’ sperm pulled this off, buy Lily Collins is cute as hell. She attended the premiere of Amazon Studios’ The Last Tycoon, and while I don’t know what that is, I do know cute skinny, brunette, white girls, so hopefully the movie is about that. No, wait, I just Googled it and it says it’s about “F. Scott Fitzgerald’s final unfinished novel is set in 1930s Hollywood, an era darkened by the Depression and the growing influence of Hitler”. Sounds like it’s gonna be about rich white people standing around talking. I already have Game Of Thrones for that. Sorry.

 

  Not sure how Phil Collins’ sperm pulled this off, buy Lily Collins is cute as hell. She attended the premiere of Amazon Studios’ The Last Tycoon, and while I don’t…

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Ariel Winter Probably Heard UsBy toddOctober 10, 2016

There’s probably no way to hide all the stuff Ariel Winter has going on, and why would she want to really, but it looks like she might have heard us when she got dressed for the Gray Studios Oscars 2016 Film Screenings event this weekend. The outfit is kinda classy, kinda professional, but still says “I have huge titties”. That message gets lost when she wears something like this. Good to see she can listen to reason. Did I just tell a woman what to wear and how she should present herself? I did. But what about Hillary’s emails? Or the time Bill might’ve raped somebody 20 years ago? Let’s stick to the issues that the American people care about.

 

There’s probably no way to hide all the stuff Ariel Winter has going on, and why would she want to really, but it looks like she might have heard us when…

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The Britney Spears Lifetime Movie Filmed Her Infamous Umbrella Meltdown YesterdayBy toddOctober 07, 2016
The Britney Spears Lifetime Movie Filmed Her Infamous Umbrella Meltdown Yesterday


Remember in 2007 when we would literally post four Britney Spears posts a day then come back the next day with four more? Say what you want about Donald Trump stories during this election, but he didn’t have shit 2007 Britney Spears. Well, Lifetime is making a Britney Spears biopic and of course, it includes the time she shaved her head and attacked the paparazzi with an umbrella. She seems ok now. Let’s relive the magic.
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Remember in 2007 when we would literally post four Britney Spears posts a day then come back the next day with four more? Say what you want about Donald Trump…

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Taylor Swift Won’t Let Lady Gaga Get Away With ThisBy toddOctober 07, 2016

I never thought to realize that Taylor Swift would take never being asked to perform during a Super Bowl halftime show as a slap in the face and a personal affront, but I guess we should have known. So in keeping with her passive aggressive life philosophy, Lady Gaga may be performing during the actual Super Bowl, but Taylor Swift will be performing all weekend.

Looks like Lady Gaga’s got some unexpected company for Super Bowl weekend. Taylor Swift on Tuesday signed a giant multimillion-dollar deal with telecom giant AT&T that will have T-Swizzle headlining a concert extravaganza on the eve of the big game. The concert, part of the DirecTV Super Saturday Night event, will give Swift one of the biggest stages in music. It takes place in the stadium hosting the Super Bowl — which this year is in Houston.

Then Swift’s PR team had this added to the article I assume.

It seems Swift is a paid endorser of Diet Coke and the Super Bowl halftime show is sponsored by rival Pepsi. “She always wanted to play Super Bowl halftime but she has a deal with Diet Coke,” the source said of the 10-time Grammy winner. But getting shut out of the halftime performance wasn’t going to keep Swift too far from the bright lights of the super-size marketing event. “Taylor Swift knows how to monetize everything,” said one branding expert, who mused that perhaps the 26-year-old songbird’s “future music goes to AT&T.”

I also should have known that Taylor Swift likes Diet Coke so much she has a deal with them. It’s every sorority girl’s dream.

I never thought to realize that Taylor Swift would take never being asked to perform during a Super Bowl halftime show as a slap in the face and a personal…

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Alexis Arquette Had HIV For 29 YearsBy toddSeptember 22, 2016
Alexis Arquette Had HIV For 29 Years


Like most of America and American political discourse, Alexis Arquette died on 9/11. Her death certificate was released yesterday. 

Alexis Arquette had been living with HIV for 29 years before dying of cardiac arrest on Sept. 11, PEOPLE confirms.  According to her death certificate, the 47-year-old actress and activist had a bacterial infection of the heart for three weeks and had been diagnosed with cardiomyopathy, a disease of the heart, three years prior. The underlying cause of death was confirmed as HIV.

29 years is long time to have any disease, and if my math is right, she had it 4 years longer than Magic Johnson. And Magic Johnson is still walking around in suits at red carpet events. It’s good to know that in our society at least HIV isn’t racist. 

Like most of America and American political discourse, Alexis Arquette died on 9/11. Her death certificate was released yesterday.  Alexis Arquette had been living with HIV for 29 years before…

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Calvin Harris Is Banging Eiza Gonzalez NowBy toddSeptember 06, 2016
Calvin Harris Is Banging Eiza Gonzalez Now


Calvin Harris, who famously dated the petty jar of mayonnaise with the nice legs, is now reportedly banging, Eiza Gonzalez, the TV version of Salma Hayek in the TV version of From Dusk Til Dawn.  People phrases it another way. 

Harris, 32, and González, 26, were seen leaving a friend’s Los Angeles party arm-in-arm on Saturday night. “They have been talking and hanging out,” a source tells PEOPLE of Harris and González’s status. “It’s new.”

Last time we heard from Calvin Harris he was banging Tinashe. Last time we heard from Tom Hiddleston was…when? Oh god. Why haven’t we heard from Tom Hiddleston? Where is Tom Hiddleston. If you have any information on his whereabouts, please contact Tumblr or your local law enforcement. His appearance may have changed or Taylor Swift has him in a chair bolted to the floor while her cat performs a Haim medley. 


Calvin Harris, who famously dated the petty jar of mayonnaise with the nice legs, is now reportedly banging, Eiza Gonzalez, the TV version of Salma Hayek in the TV version…

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Megan Fox Is Super PregnantBy toddJuly 02, 2016

America’s birthday is coming up, so that means freedom to blow your fingers off, but we should never forget what makes America truly great: a dude like Brian Austin Green can convince Megan Fox to get impregnated by him three times and calling off their divorce



Just make this clear, this married Megan Fox and got her pregnant three times.


America’s birthday is coming up, so that means freedom to blow your fingers off, but we should never forget what makes America truly great: a dude like Brian Austin Green…

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Lamar Odom Got A $10M Hospital BillBy toddDecember 17, 2015
Lamar Odom Got A $10M Hospital Bill


Thanks, Obama.

His medical bills this year alone have reached $750k, and are steadily climbing. “By the end of the year, he’ll have easily made at least a $10m dent in his $55m fortune,” an insider told Radar. “There’s no end in sight and he’s completely unaware of what’s going on.”

Odom reportedly can’t walk or remember his own name, and apparently it’s so bad that Khloe won’t ever allow him to be seen in public again. I’m pretty sure his debit card will be seen in public pretty much everyday though. I mean, unless Rob steals it and goes to In-N-Out twice and causes an overdraft.


Wow. That’s depressing. Here’s Bella Thorne‘s butt.


Thanks, Obama. His medical bills this year alone have reached $750k, and are steadily climbing. “By the end of the year, he’ll have easily made at least a $10m dent…

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Taylor Swift & Nicki Minaj Solved RacismBy toddAugust 31, 2015

A month after their Twitter beef, Taylor Swift and Nicki Minaj healed the nation’s race relations at the MTV VMAs last night, because other than taking down the Confederate flag, nothing could have been able to erase the century old scars of racism than a pre-planned, publicity stunt designed for maximum exposure with both participants hoping to to make the “best moments” list. Taylor Swift still won Video Of The Year with “Bad Blood”. So this was like The Blindslide except Nick didn’t get a scholarship at the end.

A month after their Twitter beef, Taylor Swift and Nicki Minaj healed the nation’s race relations at the MTV VMAs last night, because other than taking down the Confederate flag,…

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