Kris Jenner Can Finally Make Money Off Rob KardashianBy toddJanuary 06, 2016
Kris Jenner Can Finally Make Money Off Rob Kardashian


Congrats on the diabetes and welcome to the family, Rob! You make your mom and I so proud! So proud.

Rob Kardashian is getting a sweet offer to change his life for the better in TWO ways — get healthy AND get a job at the same time. Kardashian was sent an offer to be a spokesperson for “Five Hour Diabetic,” which designs specialized meal plans for people with type 2 diabetes. We’re told the company wants to use Rob’s face on social media and advertising campaigns. The deal comes with a sweet $100,000 payday, plus profit sharing … as well as a lifetime membership for meal plans, and medical consultations.

$100K?!  Shit. That would’ve funded the affordable hooker clothes factory for at least 30 years instead of Sears having to burn leopard print evening gowns for insurance money. In-N-Out’s only had bacon for two years, so I feel you might be limiting your business plan’s full growth potential here if you accept this deal. Imagine the check you’d get if you held out for type 4 diabetes? I’m not an agent, but it’s something to think about. 


Here’s Kendall Jenner at the VS Fashion Show. She’ll probably die of something not food related.


Congrats on the diabetes and welcome to the family, Rob! You make your mom and I so proud! So proud. Rob Kardashian is getting a sweet offer to change his…

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Ronda Rousey’s Painted Ass, Anyone?By toddJanuary 06, 2016
 

Is it February yet? Click the link in our bio to find out all the scoop on the 2016 issue! #siswim #bodypaint

A photo posted by Sports Illustrated Swimsuit (@si_swimsuit) on



The 2016 SI Swimsuit Issue drops next month, but I guess they’re dropping teases and stuff already. If the headline wasn’t clear, this is Ronda Rousey’s ass. I hope that was clear. If it’s not, here’s an Instagram pic of her god awful wrist tats. That being said, I’d hit it. Probably not as hard as Holly Holm, though. I’m very gentle and take my time with a lady whenever she has a spare 10-15 mins.


 

Here it is : kodokan flower on the right, octagon on the left by @Hilmartattoos

A photo posted by rondarousey (@rondarousey) on

  Is it February yet? Click the link in our bio to find out all the scoop on the 2016 issue! #siswim #bodypaint A photo posted by Sports Illustrated Swimsuit…

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Bella Thorne Is Wrecked & LinksBy toddJanuary 06, 2016



Katie Cassidy probably cut something in the ocean (NSFW site)  [  Taxi Driver Movie  ]

Men’s rights activists think their Star Wars boycott worked  [   The Superficial   ]

Michael Bay wants to give away all his money to charity, just not now  [  Dlisted   ]

Best Instagram pics of the Clemson cheerleaders  [  COED  ]

The daughter of Princess Stéphanie of Monaco is topless at the beach (NSFW)  [  The Nip Slip  ]

A moment with Armanda Barten   [  Hollywood Tuna  ]

Hilary Duff shows off the bikini  [  Popoholic  ]

Stella Maxwell got naked on Instagram  [   DrunkenStepfather  ]

Taylor Swift wore this  [  Moe Jackson  ]

Tarantino called the Confederate flag the “America swastika”  [  The Blemish  ]

Hey there, Anna Schilling  [  Celebslam  ]

Tom Brady’s diet sounds like death  [  Cele|bitchy  ]

  Even the calendar reads W T F after Tuesday #Wrecked #SoulCycle #NewYearsResolution #TooMuchHolidayFood #NotEnoughExercise #GettingStrongAgain A photo posted by BELLA (@bellathorne) on Jan 5, 2016 at 10:54am PST Katie…

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Bristol Palin Might Have Lied About Her PregnancyBy toddJanuary 05, 2016
 

My sweet Sailor Grace was born yesterday, our family couldn’t be more complete

A photo posted by Bristol Palin (@bsmp2) on



Last time he heard from Bristol Palin, she gave birth to her disappointing miracle on December 23rd. OR DID SHE?! Ok, so here’s the deal: Bristol apparently had the kid on 11/4/2015. Apparently it was the result of a one night stand in Vegas on Valentine’s Day (here’s the selfie. The caption was changed from “The night before the worst mistake of my life.” to “#vegas”). Three months later, Bristol was “blindsided” by her engagement to Dakota Meyer being called off. And according to Sarah Palin’s last kid’s Bristol’s first kid’s (Tripp) stepmom, this pic of Tripp supposedly holding Sailor on Christmas Eve was apparently taken weeks before since Tripp was with his dad on Christmas. You can read the whole, detailed story over here (via ONTD). TL;DR Bristol Palin is incapable of passing up a raw dog, and her parents will do anything to make sure she’s seen as a innocent, persecuted Christian who Satan repeatedly makes dicks appear in her vagina. 

  My sweet Sailor Grace was born yesterday, our family couldn’t be more complete A photo posted by Bristol Palin (@bsmp2) on Dec 24, 2015 at 12:27pm PST Last time…

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Jay Z Hit This MaybeBy toddJune 10, 2014
Jay Z Hit This Maybe

 

So Jay Z may or may not have had sex with Casey Cohen, a 1OAK hostess in NYC. No word yet if Solange has slit her throat then kicked her down a well yet.

Beyoncé and Jay Z are putting up a united front, just days after a report emerged that the rapper is getting too close to Casey Cohen, a New York City hostess. The young blonde, who is 16 years younger than Jay Z, has a bio on Bravo TV, as she apparently is also a reality star. The bio states that Cohen “earned a Bachelor of Science in Studio Art and a Master's Degree in Art Education at NYU. When she isn't working on her art or staying fit, she works for the hospitality company. She is very passionate about art and education and is always finding a way to give back." While there is no mention of her reported gig at NYC hotspot 1OAK, according to InTouch Weekly, Cohen and Jay Z have been spending time together, and he visits her while she’s working. “Jay probably sees her twice a month. He visits her while she’s working and then they slip away for an afterparty. She’ll hang out with him all night, flirting with him and touching him," an insider tells the magazine.

If you don't believe this story because you can undertstand why anybody would cheat on Beyonce, please keep mind that Jay Z has had sex with Beyonce already. He's also seen her pregnant. Nobody should have to be put through that. Also undertstand that this chick white. Us minority guys basicaly have moral obligation to bang as many white girls as possible. It eases white guilt and I personally think it's better than reparations if it's all the same.

  So Jay Z may or may not have had sex with Casey Cohen, a 1OAK hostess in NYC. No word yet if Solange has slit her throat then kicked…

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Miley Cyrus Is Still Doing ThisBy toddJune 10, 2014

 

Maybe Miley Cyrus is right. Because maybe she is fat black chick from Decatur wearing spandex shorts trapped in the body of a scrawny, annoying redneck with a flat ass because she has all the confidence in the world despite not being sexually attractive in any way. This why all copies of Cosmo should be burned a Jezebel should be sold to Bro Bible. Why are they teaching women these things? It's unseemly.

  Maybe Miley Cyrus is right. Because maybe she is fat black chick from Decatur wearing spandex shorts trapped in the body of a scrawny, annoying redneck with a flat…

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The 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Was Last NightBy toddNovember 14, 2013

As you might have guessed by now, the 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show was last night. So here's a bunch of pics. As you look at these, please keep in mind that any one of these chicks could be pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio's baby at any time.

As you might have guessed by now, the 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show was last night. So here's a bunch of pics. As you look at these, please keep in…

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Taylor Swift Performed At The Victoria’s Secret Fashion ShowBy toddNovember 14, 2013

This pains me to say, but I'm going to speak my truth to everyone right now. Ready? Ugh, pull it together, Todd. Ok, here we go: Taylor Swift looked hot as fucking hell last night at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Forget the bangs, forget the complete lack of ass, forget that she once bought a house across the street from a 17-year old two months after they started dating. Look at the legs. If she wrapped the around my head, that's like, what? Two albums at least.

This pains me to say, but I'm going to speak my truth to everyone right now. Ready? Ugh, pull it together, Todd. Ok, here we go: Taylor Swift looked hot…

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Candice Swanepoel Danced On A Table At The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, LinksBy toddNovember 14, 2013

 

Brandi Glanville Says That Joanna Krupa Has A Stank Cooch Situation [Dlisted]

Oh No You Did NOT, Joan Rivers [Fishwrapper]

Nina Agdal Exposes Her Breast in the Ocean Surf (NSFW site) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Courtney Stodden’s Next Step Is Porn [The Superficial]

Nicole Scherzinger In A Catsuit Just Blew My Mind! [Hollywood Tuna]

Ashley Greene Struts Her Drop Dead Sexy Everything [Popoholic]

Emily Ratajkowski is a very nice girl (NSFW site) [Drunken Stepfather]

Andy Kaufman is still alive and his death in 1984 was a HOAX … so says a 24-year-old woman who claims to be his daughter [TMZ]

Mimi hated American Idol [Lainey Gossip]

Alec Baldwin denies relationship with alleged stalker, his friend says he’s lying [Celebitchy]

Candice Swanepoel Walks 2013 VS Fashion Show Runway [Moe Jackson]

Wes Anderson made this eight-minute short film for Prada [Film Drunk]

Abbey Clancy is very fashionable [Celebslam]

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2013: Backstage via Instagram and Facebook [COED Magazine]

Preview of Kate Moss in Playboy [The Blemish]

Boo Hoo, Why Is Everyone So Mean to Justin Timberlake? [Evil Beet Gossip]

Fantastic Four Gets New Summer 2015 Release [Crave Online]

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West want another baby [Popbytes]

Beyonce Considering A Trial Separation From Jay Z — Report [Hollywood Life]

  Brandi Glanville Says That Joanna Krupa Has A Stank Cooch Situation [Dlisted] Oh No You Did NOT, Joan Rivers [Fishwrapper] Nina Agdal Exposes Her Breast in the Ocean Surf…

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Alice Goodwin Has An InstagramBy toddSeptember 05, 2013

Drive through New York Fashion Week right now, and you'll see the freakish ghouls with acne that pass for models in America, then fly over to England and pick up a copy of any magazine. You'll thank me later, because they have what they call "glamour models". Exhibit A: Alice Goodwin. Like, why would you want to get involved in a war with Syria when this is walking around your country? It just doesn't make any kind of logical sense. Although I would like to borrow some of Assad's gas and buy Alice a drink. Let's see how this plays out, baby.

 

Pics source = Instgram DUH

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