Cool Pic, BroBy toddMarch 20, 2014
Cool Pic, Bro

 

Miley Cyrus' Bangerz tour is in Florida right now, specifically Tampa, so it was only a matter of time before she got into a bikini and put a pic on Instagram. So, yeah, Here it is. The caption reads, "#fuckyeahtampa yasss that's a bruise on my arssss". I tried to find the bruise but that meant I'd have to stare at her unfortunate ass, and as it turns out, that's not really my thing. Not really my thing at all if we're being totally honest here. I'm comfortable enough to share that with you guys.

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Ashley Greene Should Reevaluate This Whole Gym ThingBy toddMarch 19, 2014

 

Every picture you see of Ashley Greene is either of her going to the gym or leaving the gym, yet her ass is flatter than whatever you can think of that's really flat. Then think of something flatter than that. I don't know how much she's paying at this gym, but squat racks, barbells, and kettlebells aren't that expensive. And anybody can afford to do air squats, They're like the soccer of full body movements. You can do them at home, in the street, in a brand new arena that will be closed down soon because soccer is boring and stupid.

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A Moment With Candice SwanepoelBy toddMarch 19, 2014
A Moment With Candice Swanepoel

 

Hey, guys. I need to go grab some lunch, so while I'm away, spend some time with quality time Candice Swanepoel. If you're a chick reading this, I hope this ruins your appetitite. Take the knife you were gonna spread Nutella on that fried chick and carve "BIKINI SEASON" in your arm. Thanks me later.

 

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‘Star Wars VII’ Will Take Place 30 Years After ‘Return Of The Jedi’By toddMarch 19, 2014
‘Star Wars VII’ Will Take Place 30 Years After ‘Return Of The Jedi’

 

Announced by Disney and Lucasfilm on Monday that the 7th installment of the Star Wars saga will begin shooting in May, we now know when it will take place. A long, long time ago except thirty years later in a galaxy far, far away. Or it might not be that far away now. The force of expansion is greater than the force of gravity, so we really have no way of telling. So, it would seem to depend on the circumstantial environment of the galaxy. Is it a member of a super-cluster? Does it have anything near enough to significantly affect it gravitationally? George Lucas didn't really specify. To be honest, he was kinda vague.

The first of three brand new, highly-anticipated Star Wars installments will be set 30 years after Episode VI: Return of the Jedi. (The 1983 sci-fi flick starred Carrie Fisher as Princess Leia and Harrison Ford as Han Solo.) According to the official website, Episode VII will "star a trio of new young leads along with some very familiar faces." Per Reuters, Walt Disney CEO Bob Iger divulged no casting details to shareholders in the company's annual meeting on Tuesday, March 18, other than announcing the return of beloved robot R2D2 in the new installment.

One of the "very familiar faces" is rumored to be Harrison Ford, and that would be sad. Nobody wants that. Han Solo was already frozen in carbonite, we don't need see him frozen by fibromyalgia or a hip replacement surgery.

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This Is George Clooney’s New GirlfriendBy toddMarch 19, 2014
This Is George Clooney’s New Girlfriend

 

George Clooney has been spotted with this chick a lot recently, so media reports are saying they are dating. Her name is Amal Alamuddin, and she's an Oxford and New York University School Of Law-educated barrister specializing in International Law (she represented Julian Assange to help fight his extradition), she speaks fluent French, Arabic, and is also a published author. "But, like, how does she look in a bikini?" Stacy Keibler was quoted as saying.

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Chris Brown Is In Solitary, Can Only Shower 3 Times A WeekBy toddMarch 19, 2014
Chris Brown Is In Solitary, Can Only Shower 3 Times A Week

 

It's always a great plan to give a sociopath time for silent reflection.

Chris Brown will stink to holy hell … because he's only allowed one shower every two days. According to our sources, Brown — who will sit in jail until April 23 — is in solitary confinement 23 hours a day … which means he won't have a cellmate to disgust with his vile odor. We're told Brown is allowed to work out in his cell and can read library books.

Man, this should be great rehabilitation for Chris Brown. Forced isolation, limited human contact, denial of regular hygiene, and side eyes from the librarian. He should come out of this a completely changed person. Or, in an even more realistic scenario, he'll come out free but trapped in the prison of his own mind ready to unleash his anger on the system on the first person he sees. Solid plan. Solitary is more for his protection in this case, but they really should put him in general population. A regimented schedule, trips to the cafeteria, an hour each day to go outside to socialize and exercise with his fellow inmates, a chance to enroll in a class, and to be taught to obey authority without question. Wait, I think I just described public school. Either or.

 
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Emily Sears Says Good Afternoon, LinksBy toddMarch 18, 2014
Emily Sears Says Good Afternoon, Links

 

Kanye West has to 250 hours of community service [Dlisted]

Eva Longoria loves Eva Longoria [Fishwrapper]

Cameron Diaz is topless on the beach (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]

Lena Dunham just made a lot of sense [The Superficial]

Lucy Pinder is back [Hollywood Tuna]

The Scarlett Johansson boob tour is still going on [Popoholic]

Jesus continues to make friends [Drunken Stepfather]

GOOD GOD MAN [TMZ]

Angelina Jolie hates yoga [Celebitchy]

 

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Miley Cyrus’ Tour Bus Basically ExplodedBy toddMarch 18, 2014

 

Cuz Miley spits dat hot fiyah. TMZ reports:

Miley Cyrus' tour bus went up in flames last night … and when we say up in flames … we mean UP IN FLAMES. Miley's sister Noah posted a series of videos on Instagram last night with the caption "Tour bus down!" She later confirmed on Twitter that no one was injured. Miley was traveling to New Orleans, where she is scheduled to play a show tonight.

They said this was caused by an exploding tire, but let's be real here. The bus caught on fire because Miley is just too much sexy for a bus. With her inbred eyes and dead, boiled chicken skin ass, the bus had no other choice but to explode in lust and passion. Or it could have been weed. Or the tire. I was totally kidding about all that other stuff. Miley Cyrus is very unattractive is what I'm trying to say here.

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Jessica Lowndes Won St. Patrick’s DayBy toddMarch 18, 2014
Jessica Lowndes Won St. Patrick’s Day

 

What makes America so great is our unabashed ability to co-opt and appropriate other culture's holidays for an excuse to drink (Cinco De Mayo is coming up! Be sure to celebrate the French occupation of Mexico with $3 well tequila shots! Ladies free until 11! ), but Jessica Lowndes makes it look hot, right? Lots of surface area to pour the salt in this picture.

 

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