Miley Cyrus Is A Porn ParodyBy toddApril 04, 2014
Miley Cyrus Is A Porn Parody

 

Happy Friday? Vice reports:

The first rule of being famous is: You haven’t truly hit the big time until you’re spoofed in a porn parody. It happened to hate-filled unemployed person Sarah Palin, it happened to the melanoma-ridden cast of Jersey Shore, and now, it’s happened to Miley Cyrus. Porn company Devil’s Film has been teasing their XXX parody of the pop star called Molly’s Wrecking Ballz for a while and they just dropped the trailer. In the two-minute video, we see “Miley” in a strap-on lesbian scene with a “homegirl with a big butt” (like from her video for “We Can’t Stop”), take a doggystyle pounding from Robin Thicke (like from her VMA performance), and go for a limo fuck ride with Justin Timberlake (cultural reference not found). Here, let the press release tell you more. Take it away pornography company… "This hardcore feature follows the adventures of America’s pill-popping princess Molly, as she sucks and fucks her way to stardom with Hollywood’s hottest celebs. With pseudo appearances by Beyonce, Liam Hemsworth, Robin Thicke, and Justin Beiber look-alikes, this A-list fuck fest is sure to make headlines and turn heads."

You can watch the trailer HERE, and I don't know if my headline gave it away or not, but it's very, very NSFW and kinda gross. Much like Miley's ass. Christ, put that thing away. Nobody wants to see that, man.

  Happy Friday? Vice reports: The first rule of being famous is: You haven’t truly hit the big time until you’re spoofed in a porn parody. It happened to hate-filled…

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Honey Maid Restores Your Faith In HumanityBy toddApril 04, 2014

 

On March 10th, Honey Maid released their "This Is Wholesome" ad campaign (see above) which featured a gay couple with a newborn and an interracial family, because whether you want to accept it or not, the reality of what a family is has changed.  And since we live in America, people typed in all caps on the Internet because the portayal of family goes against what the archaic book that was written 1,400 years ago told them. The bored, uptight shrills who probably have never had an over at One Million Moms (which onky has 64K likes on Facebook) are "highly offended" because the ad attempts to "normalize sin".  And not to be outdone, something called the American Decency Association (i.e. a white Christian meetup) basically said the ad was the work of Satan. Because apparently Satan is Don Draper. But instead of taking the bait and reacting in the same hateful, ignorant manner, Honey Maid released this:

 

 

I don't even know what Honey Maid makes, but it's ironic that a corporation firmly rooted in a plutocracy can spread more love, acceptance, and human decency than organizations who claim their sole mission is to do the same. Because here's the thing, if an ad about a gay couple and an interracial family is a threat to your marriage, you have a pretty fucking shitty marriage. The fangs of fear and guilt the Bible sinks into you were needed at one time, but just like everything else in the universe, paradigms evolve and so do we. If not, you get ran the fuck over and left behind. The world doesn't go away when you close your eyes. If you choose not to agree with other lifestyles, then please feel free to do so, but please don't try to frame your argument based on a choose your own adventure book written by men with a specific agenda. People did the same thing with Mein Kampf, and we all see how that turned out. Trying to legislate the happiness of others won't make you any more happy, it just makes you a dick. So, if you're a Christian and you see a gay or interracial couple walking down the street, take a minute to realize it has absoluetly nothing to do with you and keep walking. Or maybe introduce yourself and have a conversation. You might be surprised to learn that you have more in common than you think.

  On March 10th, Honey Maid released their "This Is Wholesome" ad campaign (see above) which featured a gay couple with a newborn and an interracial family, because whether you…
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Nobody Went To Go See The Justin Bieber Movie ‘Believe’By toddDecember 27, 2013
Nobody Went To Go See The Justin Bieber Movie ‘Believe’

 

On Wednesday, Justin Bieber announced on Twitter that he was retiring. Of course that was bullshit, because he has a new album coming out and the very next day, his new movie, Believe, dropped in theaters. As you probably expected, the retirement announcement was just a publicity stunt to make tween girls trip over their maxi pads to get to a movie theater. He probably should have said the first 200,000 people in line get a free One Direction t-shirt. Radar Online reports:

Open Road Films released Bieber’s Believe on Christmas Day hoping to attract his large teenage fan base, but it failed next to the release of his highly popular Never Say Never documentary and didn’t even rank in the top 10 at the box office. In fact, Believe raked in a disappointing $1.25 million on Wednesday while playing at approximately 1,000 locations, losing out to holiday blockbusters The HobbitThe Wolf Of Wall StreetSaving Mr. Banks and American Hustle.

Just so we're all clear on how far this wigger has his head up his ass, he released this movie on Christmas day. Makes sense since his mother already said he was the Messiah, but is anybody really getting out of their pajamas to go see this movie when they can just download it on their new iPad later that afternoon? Kids do that now. Look it up. It's called "pirating". No, seriously. You can illegally download movies. For real. It's a new thing that just started.

 

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