Anyway, Here’s AquamanBy toddFebruary 20, 2015
Anyway, Here’s Aquaman


Zack Snyder tweeted the first picture of Jason Momoa’s Aquaman last night. I mean, it looks cool and all, but what can he do about bears? Do laps in the lake until Superman kills it? Sweet.

Zack Snyder tweeted the first picture of Jason Momoa’s Aquaman last night. I mean, it looks cool and all, but what can he do about bears? Do laps in the…

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Jay Z Got Hit With A Paternity SuitBy toddFebruary 19, 2015

Yay! Blue Ivy has a 21-year old big brother! How exciting!

Jay Z has been blasted with a paternity suit that claims he blatantly lied to a New Jersey court to avoid taking a DNA test that could prove he’s the father of a secret love child — who is now 21 years old, according to legal documents. Rymir Satterthwaite alleges that his mother, Wanda, hooked up with the 45-year-old rapper and entrepreneur in the early 1990s and the two engaged in numerous sex romps before Shawn Corey Carter had become the megastar he is today, the National Enquirer reports. Acting through legal guardian and paralegal Lillie Coley, Satterthwaite filed a civil lawsuit in December 2014 in which he accused Jay Z of lying in court when he tried to weasel out of taking a paternity test. Satterthwaite has been fighting to get Jay Z to take the test since 2010, when Wanda took the entertainer to court after it was declared that another man in question was not the father.

If  he knows he’s not the father, then taking a paternity test would prove it. Waiting four years just proves he’s kinda waiting for a freak accident or an act of the Illuminati so he doesn’t have to worry about it anymore. As a man, I appreciate his talent to tune this whole thing out, but maybe his son likes truffles and Gwyneth Paltrow movies as well. They could have a lot of things in common.

Yay! Blue Ivy has a 21-year old big brother! How exciting! Jay Z has been blasted with a paternity suit that claims he blatantly lied to a New Jersey court…

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Charli XCX Went To A ThingBy toddFebruary 19, 2015

You people are obsessed with Charli XCX, so here’s some pics of her on the NME red carpet. Apparently it was a bra-free zone. Abolishing theses types of laws would greatly decrease the damage we all see here.

You people are obsessed with Charli XCX, so here’s some pics of her on the NME red carpet. Apparently it was a bra-free zone. Abolishing theses types of laws would…

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Vanilla Ice Got Arrested For Stealing Some Furniture And A BicycleBy toddFebruary 19, 2015
Vanilla Ice Got Arrested For Stealing Some Furniture And A Bicycle

 

Full disclosure: I actually enjoy The Vanilla Ice Project, because it shows that there are well-meaning wiggers in Florida who just want to renovate by subcontracting Mexicans while dropping verses about wainscoting.

Vanilla Ice has been arrested and charged with burglary and grand theft for allegedly stealing furniture, a pool heater, bicycles and other stuff from a vacant home in Florida. Lantana PD tells TMZ … it’s all connected to Ice’s TV show, “The Vanilla Ice Project.” Ice was renovating a nearby home and allegedly thought it was a good idea to go to the abandoned place and take the items in question. Apparently, even though the house was vacant, the rightful owner had a problem with someone jacking their belongings … thus the burglary charge.

Anyway, Ice got released on $6,000 bond because that’s what real thugs do. And wasn’t this house abandoned? Why can’t you take shit from a house that’s abandoned? He should have said some Seminoles were living there.

  Full disclosure: I actually enjoy The Vanilla Ice Project, because it shows that there are well-meaning wiggers in Florida who just want to renovate by subcontracting Mexicans while dropping…

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